Chapter Two: The Fun Begins
As Gimli laid in Theoden's arms- those muscular set of tree trunks- the morning after, he snuggled closer in the sheets.
"Tell me a story, Teddy!" A little cute teddy bear kinda just popped in Gimli's mind. Oh, woe is me…
The Rohan King glanced at Gimli for a second, and then sighed. "Oh, alright. If you insist, I will begin a magical tale of bravery and loyalty-"
"No, silly. Not one of your mundane war stories. I meant a romantic story. You know, the ones where Prince Charming sweeps a fair lady- er, or a ruffy man- off her- his- feet and they get married and live happily ever after." Gimli proceeded onto play with Theoden's locks of beautiful flowing hair.
Theoden promptly fell asleep.
"…"
After several issues of Gimli poking him god-knows-where (and who knows all the places a king of Rohan could be tickled), Theoden finally woke up from his deep slumber.
"Fine. Where was I? Oh yes. And then I knocked over TWO trolls at once, mind you, they were extremely scary and I almost peed in my manly skirt. Afterwards, the enemy's knights came charging up my butt, but I stopped them with one swing of my awesome sword, and-"
Thud.
"FINE! Be that way. Humph. Who would think that a dwarf is so…"
"Fullfilling?" Gimli grinned.
"No."
"Radiant?"
"…"
"Nevermind, JUST TELL THE DAMN STORY."
"Oh ok," Theoden grinned as his hands traveled upwards. "Once upon a time, there was a stunningly handsome King who met a dwarf named Grimli- or was it Gimil? Anyway, they noticed each other at once at a Kingly party. The king had too much to drink, and the dwarf had too little. So naturally, they hit it off on the streets of Rohan (thank the lord it was night), and came to an inn where the fun began. Although it was fun, it was a one night thing. They went their separate ways afterwards. The end."
Gimli's eyes watered into unnaturally large teardrops, and began to sob profoundly. "Am I not good enough for you? Am I just a sex slave? HUH? You wanna piece of this?"
censored out for slashy man sex/violence
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God, you can shoot me now.