Chapter 1:Trouble!

John,Kelly,Linda,Fred,James,and Keyes are all standing in a circle,talking.

Sam,pretending he is a Pelican,spots them.

Sam:AH!Covanant attack!MCV missle launch!He jumps on top of them!

Kelly: Ah, you idiot! You messed up my hair! She starts chasing him around the room, Sam screaming like a little girl!

All of a sudden, Shannon and Torrie walk in.

Shannon: Sam! Clings

Sam: Shannon! Clings

When Sam turns to hug Shannon, Kelly hits the wall!

Kelly: Baka!

Shannon: Smacks Kelly

Kelly: Hey! What was that for?

Shannon: Clings harder

Sam:""!

Just then, Hao and Horo walk in

Horo: Points to SamHey! What do you think you're doing?

Sam: Clinging.Shannons my girlfriend!

Horo: WHAT!

Shannon:I'm just going to leave now…Walks over by Torrie

Horo: She's MY girlfriend!