Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter Luna and not even one Snorkack:'(
Dear Daddy,
Hi, It's me Luna, your daughter. How are you? Things are wonderful here at Hogwarts and I have a feeling it shall be an interesting year! I've just met some wonderful people. Well, most of them are nice. Hermione Granger's kind of a weirdo (I don't think she even thinks Crumple-Horned Snorkacks exist!). I think Harry Potter is the best looking person in the world. His eyes are a wonderful freakishly green color. His friend Ron Weasley is hilarious (I can't even think of a baboon's backside without laughing) and Neville Longbottom is very talented in herbology.
Last week's issue of the Quibbler was just fantastic! I was telling Ginny about that article on that horrible man-eating clan of wizards and witches who can transform into cheese sculptures at will in Australia. She found it so amazing she cracked up laughing. I can't believe that the real way Gilderoy Lockheart lost his mind was by the terror they inspired in him!
I'm doing pretty well in all my school subjects, but am having trouble in potions. Yesterday, I accidentally spilled some potion on a fellow students head and her ears swelled to the size of a flying dinglebing. The professor was very understanding, though. He said he'd only give me a week of detention and not more because I couldn't help being an absolute klutz and a disgrace to all sane wizards and witches.
Love and Dinglebings,
Luna