Songs: YYH Style!

by Blue Pixie Dust

When you have someone who never pays attention during science, or any subjet for that matter, you get THIS! My collection of songs re-done YYH style (with help from friends! Read notes with me and Waldo the amazing bobble-head turtle for more laughs.)

1. I'm too sexy

Ok, this is what my friends and I think of during science. School? WHAT IS THIS CRAP!!! WE don't pay attention during friggin school!! We make up songs!

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I'm too sexy: The YYH Version

Yusuke: I'm too sexy for my school

Too sexy for my school

I don't go, I'm too cool

Kuwabara: I'm to sexy for my cat

Too sexy for my cat

Whatcha think of that?

Shizuru: I'm way sexier than my brother

Way sexier than my brother

How do we have the same mother?!?!

Hiei: I'm too sexy for eye

Too sexy for my eye

And ppl think I'm bi BUT I'M NOT!!! (a message LOUDLY brought to you by Katie)

Kurama: I'm to sexy for my mom

To sexy for my mom

......This is a WEIRD song!!

Youko: I'm too sexy for my plants

Too sexy for my plants

Let me take off my-

Botan: I'M to sexy for my brain

Too sexy for my brain

Oh, look, guys, a train!! (sry to all Botan lovers. If you were us, you'd understand why she's a tad dispised)

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Me: Man, I just need a life or something........ I NEED A MONKEY!!! That's what I need!!!

Waldo the bobble-head turle: You need a brain.

Me: Hey! Atleast I gave you a cool name!

Waldo: You named me after a guy in a book that you look for like the "I Spy" books but not. "Where's Waldo?". WHO GIVES A CRAP?!?!

Me: I could have named you Edweena. Then you'd be a girl.

Waldo: That is about the GAYEST name I've ever heard.

Me: No, CARTER is!!

Waldo: You should never have watched that ONE episode of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy.

Me: I never watched it again after that but Carter was funny!!!

Waldo: Yeah, you spend too much time doing computer homework

Me: Hey, when they just say "type for 5 minutes", that leaves it totally open for WHAT I want to type. So I typed about muffins who beat up guys in ski masks and lamp posts who love orange soda. My mom says I'm just creative but I think I just don't get in contact with living being enough.

Waldo: You never leave your friends alone!

Me: Yeah, sure..... Oh look, Waldo, it's Hiei! Hi Hiei- whoa, who's in the tree with him? I think it is... wow... I've never seen anyone bend like THAT before... man... Hey Waldo, can you do that?!

Waldo: I dunno... never tried... –gasp- Oh my word, there goes the seventh belt!

Me: -with a video camera- Man, now THIS is what tv is all about! And now... uh... OMG, ITS HUGE!... uh -cough-... I mean... anyway

Waldo: O.O