Me: Ok, so we got a new song (FINALLY) which is much shorter than the other one but it will be updated sometime. SO.... We got a few references to the authors here. Waldo, would you please introduce them?
Waldo the amazing bobble-head turtle: Alrighty then! Anne is a blonde girl who is extremely violent.
Me: LIKE ME!!!
Waldo: And she's related to the mafia. Yes, her old, dead, been-shot relatives from a long time ago were in the mafia which explains a lot. But she loves both Youko and Kurama
Me: grumble grumble
Waldo: And then there's a reference to our dear writer here who likes to play volleyball but every time she reaches up to hit the ball, a little bit of her stomach shows.
Me: Yes, my friend Kelli was being bored and not playing volleyball during lunch and made up my portion of the song.
Waldo: Kelli is not included. B/c she's Kelli.
Me: Did you know that "Macy" without the "y" is "Mac"?
Waldo: Shut up, Lydia. You need your medication.
Me: But I don't have medication.
Waldo: Well, maybe you need to get it.
Me: By the way, when we say "flip" in here, that's our censored version of the f word. It makes it a little easier to understand then. And we say "cheesed off" so the random "cheesed" part in there with Hiei means he's always mad.
Waldo: ON with the songs!
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Youko:
Youko will, Youko will FLIP YOU!!
Youko will, Youko will FLIP YOU!!
Youko really cool and he's such a hottie
But he'll sometimes get a little naughty
He's got man-eating plants
Humongous hands
Oh my! He just took off his pants!
Oh, Youko will, Youko will FLIP YOU!!
Anne:
Anne will, Anne will KILL YOU
Anne will, Anne will KILL YOU
Anne's got a gun, she's gonna shoot you in the head
And on the weekends you can find her in Youko's bed
She's got long blonde hair
She really don't care
She's making out with someone right in there.
Oh, Anne will, Anne will KILL YOU
Yusuke:
Yusuke will, Yusuke will SHOOT YOU!!
Yusuke will, Yusuke will SHOOT YOU!!
Yusuke's just 14 but he's really cool
Heck he doesn't even have to go to school
He's got a real cool gun
So you better run
Kelli's starring straight at the sun
Oh, Yusuke will, Yusuke will SHOOT YOU!!
Lydia:
Lydia's, Lydia's AWESOME!!
Lydia's, Lydia's AWESOME!!
Kelli's really cool but Lydia's better
She just showed some skin so I better go get her
She's really lame
But Kelli's the same
She can't stop giving people new nicknames
Oh, Lydia's, Lydia's AWESOME!
Hiei:
Hiei will, Hiei will BURN YOU!
Hiei will, Hiei will BURN YOU!
Hiei's demon and he's really cool
His favorite words are "hn" and "fool"
He's 4'10' at least
He's always cheesed
Yeah he was worried about the tree.
Oh, Hiei will, Hiei will BURN YOU!
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Me: Yes, it sucked, yes it was random, and yes, I did make up some of it as I was typing this up. Hehehe!
Waldo: You can't write for the life of you.
Me: But that doesn't mean I should stop. I could be doing these people a favor by distracting them from homework or other important stuff. I always wish I can someone to give me a good reason to stop doing homework Any reason would be a good reason!
Waldo: I don't know how you got good grades, you lazy bum.
Me: Pansy:
Waldo: You yellow-bellied, lilly-livered, sone of a one-eyed prairie dog!
Me: Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries! I blow my nose at you! Now shut up or I will taunt you a second time!
Waldo: -.-