(We last left our poor authoress in the clutches of an evil squirrel who said the F-word too much. Waldo is no where in sight and this girl really needs to go to the bathroom. What will happen?...)
Me: Pleeeeeeeaaaasssee!!
Foamy: I said NO!!
Me: What, you want me to went my pants?
Foamy: Will you just shut the hell up for like 2 seconds here?
Me: But then I'll smell really bad for a really long time and you'll have to sithereinthesameroomasmeandsmellthehorriblestenchthatyoucausedand-
Foamy: -poking the girl- Where's the off button on this bitch?
(SUDDENLY! Waldo swoops in with heroic music playing in the back round)
Me: WALDO!!! You've come to save me!!
Waldo: Well, my Stupid Senses were tingling so I knew right away that someone was being very stupid and annoying very nearby.
Me: You know me too well. - Now time to sing "If I Had A Million Dollars" by the Barenaked Ladies (which is a great song. Very funny in and of itself)
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Yusuke:
If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
I would buy me a house
(I would buy me a house)
If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
I'd buy a French maid to clean the house
(With a very skimpy outfit)
And If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy a red sportscar
(Complete with giant cupholders too)
If I had a million dollars,
I'd buy your love
If I had a million dollars
I'd build a tree fort in our yard
If I had a million dollars
Kicking out Hiei might not be that hard
If I had a million dollars
Maybe we could put like a little tiny fridge in there somewhere
And we could got up there and hang out
Like open the fridge and stuff
And there would already by foods laid out for us
Like little pre-wrapped sausages and stuff
(They have pre-wrapped sausages but they don't have pre-wrapped bacon.)
Can you blame them?
(…Well, yeah!)
If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
I'd buy you a snake-skin purse
(But not a real snake skin, that's cruel)
If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
I'd buy you and exotic pet
(Like a demon or Kuwabara)
If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
I'd buy a magazine store
(With all the hot celebrity girls)
If I had a million dollars,
I'd buy your love
If I had a million dollars
We wouldn't have to walk to the store
If I had a million dollars
We'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more
If I had a million dollars
We wouldn't have to eat hot dogs
(Of course we would, we'd just eat more of it)
And buy really expensive ketchups with it
(That's right, all the fanciest Dijon ketchups)
If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
I'd buy a poster of you
(But not really one of you, that's cruel)
And if I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
I'd buy you some art
(A Picasso or a Garfunkel)
If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
I'd buy you a monkey
(Haven't you always wanted a monkey?)
If I had a million dollars
I'd buy your love
If I had a million dollars, if I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars, if I had a million dollars
I'd be rich
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Waldo: Wow, that was really repetitive and you hardly changed a thing.
Me: It was just too good to change most of it. By the way, thanks for beating the ever-loving snot outta Foamy. I had no idea you were an expert at street-fighting.
Waldo: Yo, a brotha's gotta know how to defend himself. You know what I mean, dawg.
Me: I'm not even gonna touch that one.