Silverdragon87: Its been a while since I wrote a fic, neh? this is making me feel bad (especially since im a really huge Neji fan! TT) sigh anyway this came up in my mind so I think I should write it down. It's a one-shot because im tired)

Summary: (very short) Tenten has the urge to give Neji a haircut.

One morning

Tenten: wow what a beautiful morning

Today is the day she's going to meet up with her teammates, Hyuuga Neji and Rock Lee, along with her sensei, Gai. As she reached the middle of the forest, she only saw Neji and not the others.

Tenten: Where's everyone?

Neji: (arms crossed) who knows

Tenten looked at his hair carefully and grin in a VERY sadistic way (NOOO! TT). Neji caught that.

Neji: (eyebrow raised) what?

Tenten: your hair's too long. We should cut it

Neji was taken aback.

Neji: (thinking and sweatdropping) uh-oh this is not good. I knew this was going to happen! I just knew it!

Neji: look at the time…..I need to go training alone for a while….ehhh, gotta go!

Tenten brought out a pair of large scissors. (dunno how she got it)

Tenten: (grinning) oh no you don't. you're not getting away from me

Neji ran for it. Tenten followed sadistically. They reached Konoha and began to run through the crowd. Then they saw Gai and Rock Lee, talking, smiling, and crying. (sounds familiar?)

Neji: Lee!

Rock Lee turned and saw Tenten with scissors.

Rock Lee: (fell to his knees) NOOOO! Don't cut my beautiful hair! I cherished it just like my eyebrows! It's because of Gai-sensei that I love it!

Neji: (mumbling) kisama, she's trying to get me!

Gai began to shed tears. Again. And again.

Gai: (crying) oh Lee!

They both hugged and cried. So loud that everyone came to look. Neji lowered his head in embarrassment and became ashamed that they're his comrade and sensei.

He was then blocked by a huge wall. He turned and saw Tenten within the shadows. Her eyes shined like flashlights.

Tenten: (grinning) heh heh nowhere to run now

She charged and finally cut his hair but……

It disappeared with a poof and has been replaced with a log.

Neji: (above her) you can't catch me now.

And so he disappeared.

Tenten: kuso…..ah well, wait till next time….tomorrow morning….

Silver: I know it's not really humorous. im really lame at making humor fics especially if I don't know what im writing….hehe….um plz r n r! im very appreciated if you do