Disclaimer: No, no smalville. but i do own the spoons! they're mine! all mine! muwhahaha!
Chapter nine: Spoons!
"That's it! I can't take it any more!"
Lex yelled and jumped to his feet.
"I can't stand hearing your voice one more time! Even seeing you is torture! I don't care if I die of suffocation or by twister! I want out of here! Right now!"
Chloe stared wide eyed as Lex started pacing.
"One damnable way out, that's the f door. Which is stuck. Damn trees and debris. I wonder if-"
He started to ramble on and one. Coming up with different ideas to get the hell out of there and as far away from Chloe as possible.
The two of them had been stuck down in that 'miserable sub section of Hell' as Lex had been known to call it from time to time, for almost four days!
Even Lex's unlimited patience had run out.
Chloe herself was annoyed with being stuck with a Luthor for so long. She was wondering why
Clark hadn't found them yet. The storm had stopped a few days ago, yet here they were. Still stuck in the Storm Shelter.
"Spoons!"
"huh?"
"Spoons! I'll dig my way out with spoons!"
"Uh Lex, are you ok?"
The man in question ignored Chloe and started to rummage for silver spoons, he kept muttering under his breath about them.
"Spoons, that's it. The answer for salvation. If Clark I-have-a-hero-complex won't save me from her, I'll just have to do it myself!"
Chloe was frightened.
"YES!"
The blonde jumped as Lex held up his prize. A small silver spoon, that was slightly bent.
With that, he started digging into the wall.
"Uh Lex?"
"Spoons!"
"Never mind."
TBC...
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