AIM High, a smallville fanfic

"AIM High"

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Clark's Screen Name: IncognitoHero

Chloe's Screen Name: SnArKyGURL4u

Pete's Screen Name: PlayaInTheHizzouse

Lana's Screen Name: PrettyPinkPrincess1991

IncognitoHero: HEY CHLOE

SnArKyGURL4u: About TIME U logged on:P

SnArKyGURL4u: Jeeze, only 30 min late clark...where were you?

IncognitoHero: CHORES! SRY!

SnArKyGURL4u: Itz coo. Don't let it happen AGAIN! j/k

IncognitoHero: K

SnArKyGURL4u: Good boy

SnArKyGURL4u: Looked up stuff for class...I'm sending u a link

IncognitoHero: K

IncognitoHero: THANKS

SnArKyGURL4u: Dang ! No caps clark...I told you caps screaming

IncognitoHero: HOLD ON ...WTFMXYPITIlick...ok...the keys are sticky

SnArKyGURL4u: I see...messy keyboard, ck? jus what sites do u surf at all alone in the loft?

IncognitoHero: CHLOE!

SnArKyGURL4u: LOL

SnArKyGURL4u: I can HEAR u say that...I have an idea...let's get mics!...next week, ok?

IncognitoHero: ok...but its not like we talk all day

SnArKyGURL4u: Yeah BUT we can talk all night!

SnArKyGURL4u:)

IncognitoHero:)

IncognitoHero: O...BRB

SnArKyGURL4u: WHAT? BRB? WHY? WHY? GRRRR!

(IncognitoHero is Idle)

( 5 minutes later)

(IncongnitoHero is no longer idle)

IncognitoHero: cute growl

SnArKyGURL4u: ty :p...why did ya leave Me?

IncognitoHero: Lex came over

SnArKyGURL4u: O...what Lex want? tell Me

IncognitoHero: Lex gave Me tickets to a concert :)

SnArKyGURL4u: Concert Tix! What group? Where? When u picking Me up? ;)

IncognitoHero: Sry...its for mom's b-day

SnArKyGURL4u: Ok...u're off the hook w/ Me...4 now

IncognitoHero: hey!

SnArKyGURL4u: LOL

IncognitoHero: You're only the Boss the Torch

SnArKyGURL4u: O Yea?

IncognitoHero: Yeah

SnArKyGURL4u: ok

IncognitoHero: good...thats settled

SnArKyGURL4u: send Me the answer to question 9

IncognitoHero: ok

IncognitoHero: its Rommel, the Desert Fox

SnArKyGURL4u: See? I can boss you around anyTIME! anyWHERE! EVEN ONLINE!

IncognitoHero: That's Mean, Chloe! U asked for help!

SnArKyGURL4u: No

SnArKyGURL4u: I DEMANDED the answer

IncognitoHero:(

SnArKyGURL4u: LOL. You're such a good friend ck. The BEST!

IncognitoHero: You're saying that becuz I save your life on occasion

SnArKyGURL4u: TRUE :P

SnArKyGURL4u: I owe u everything!

IncognitoHero: Yup

SnArKyGURL4u: soooooooooo...when u gonna collect?

SnArKyGURL4u: ;)

IncognitoHero:O

SnArKyGURL4u:P

IncognitoHero: I'll think of something...just wait

SnArKyGURL4u: 4u? ok

IncognitoHero: Pete just logged on!

SnArKyGURL4u: Yeah...I'm inviting him

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Screen names to invite (separated by commas):

PlayaInTheHizzouse

Invitation message:

Join me in this Chat. Me and Clark sitting in a tree...c.h.a.t.t.i.n.g.

Chat Room: Chat 37322743190041278540

PlayaInTheHizzouse: Hey C & C...as usual together...

SnArKyGURL4u: ;)

PlayaInTheHizzouse: ;)

IncognitoHero: Hey Bro

SnArKyGURL4u: Hey PR

IncognitoHero: What are you up to?

PlayaInTheHizzouse: Hmwrk, emailing erica fox, dl-ing music

PlayaInTheHizzouse: so many history questions! 50! I hate study guides

SnArKyGURL4u: Can you burn Me a cd?

IncognitoHero: Careful Bro, she's in a bossy mood

SnArKyGURL4u: YOU, ck I BOSS...Pete, I ask:P

PlayaInTheHizzouse: LOL

PlayaInTheHizzouse: chloe always had you on a short leash, Bro

IncognitoHero: I know

SnArKyGURL4u: HEY! HEY! HEY! u2...enuff of that talk!

PlayaInTheHizzouse: Its true

IncognitoHero: Yup

SnArKyGURL4u: PR...I am so going to kill you!

PlayaInTheHizzouse: No you aren't

PlayaInTheHizzouse: hey...clark agreed too!

SnArKyGURL4u: I'm killing him too

PlayaInTheHizzouse: yeah RIGHT

IncognitoHero: Really Chloe:(

SnArKyGURL4u: I'd never hurt you ck...I jus sounding tuff...I want u around 2 much...

IncognitoHero: Really Chloe:)

SnArKyGURL4u: yeah...how else can I BOSS u around?

PlayaInTheHizzouse: LOL

IncognitoHero: gee...thanks

SnArKyGURL4u: np ;)

PlayaInTheHizzouse: anyone have the answer to #9?

SnArKyGURL4u: Its Rommel

PlayaInTheHizzouse: Thx!

IncognitoHero: Be sure to add: The Desert Fox

SnArKyGURL4u: Pete...clark admitted his keyboard was all sticky

PlayaInTheHizzouse: BUSTED!

PlayaInTheHizzouse: Chloe...that sounds like a story for the Torch

SnArKyGURL4u: OMG..story? itz a HEADLINE! " Clark Kent's Sticky Keyboard...Expose!"

PlayaInTheHizzouse: LOL...why Bro? checking out some x x x ?

IncognitoHero: NO...the caps lock was stuck..thats all HONEST!

SnArKyGURL4u: You know he's blushing

PlayaInTheHizzouse: yeah

SnArKyGURL4u: #21 has Me stumped

PlayaInTheHizzouse: Me 2

IncognitoHero: The introduction of aircraft as primary offensive source of attack, rather than defensive purposes, changed modern warfare.

PlayaInTheHizzouse: Way to go, Clark

SnArKyGURL4u: Not atomic/nuclear weapons?

IncognitoHero: How many nukes been dropped lately? How many SMART bombs dropped from planes?

SnArKyGURL4u: touche

PlayaInTheHizzouse: Clark's got all the book smarts

SnArKyGURL4u: wait until he gets wise...what a combo meal u'll be, ck

IncognitoHero: thats very nice of you to say, Chloe

SnArKyGURL4u: anytime :) hungry

IncognitoHero: Me too...gets a sammich

SnArKyGURL4u: sighs

PlayaInTheHizzouse: LOL

PlayaInTheHizzouse: Anyone heading to the carnival Friday? I scammed a date from Erica

IncognitoHero: Maybe

SnArKyGURL4u: Haven't been asked YET

PlayaInTheHizzouse: I hope he wises up to realize what he's missing ;)

IncognitoHero: huh? Chloe has a "he?" What?

PlayaInTheHizzouse: For a while now

SnArKyGURL4u: shh

IncognitoHero: when did I miss THAT?

PlayaInTheHizzouse: ;)

SnArKyGURL4u: ;)

IncognitoHero: what's with all the winking?

SnArKyGURL4u: nooooooothinnnnnnnnng

PlayaInTheHizzouse: nada

IncognitoHero: ok...makes a suspicious face

PlayaInTheHizzouse: CK...I like your new SN...its cool!

IncognitoHero: Thanks...Chloe thought of it...I like it

SnArKyGURL4u: yeah...ClarkKent1991 was a tad boring now that he saved My life...again

PlayaInTheHizzouse: I get the hero, but incognito?

IncognitoHero: I don't wanna be in the Torch or Ledger

SnArKyGURL4u: ck never gloats about his rescues...its very noble

PlayaInTheHizzouse: Very

IncognitoHero: blush

PlayaInTheHizzouse: Doesn't take much to make you blush Clark

SnArKyGURL4u: remember I sent ck that VicSecret link of thongs? ...LOL

PlayaInTheHizzouse: OMG YES...I was there! the comp at was the kitchen nook...LOL...hiz moms saw us looking...he was RED

SnArKyGURL4u: LOLOLOL

PlayaInTheHizzouse: she enabled parental controls!...checked out any good kid-safe sites recently Clark:P

SnArKyGURL4u: LOLOLOL

IncognitoHero: you two are mean...always teasing

PlayaInTheHizzouse: nah...just showing ya love big guy hi 5s

SnArKyGURL4u: yeah! Love to ck! hugs

IncognitoHero: I don't tease you guys :-

PlayaInTheHizzouse: thats cuz you don't know HOW

SnArKyGURL4u: yeah :-P

IncognitoHero: I'm nice O:-)

PlayaInTheHizzouse: teasing is easy...

SnArKyGURL4u:you're charming and heroic, too

IncognitoHero: blush

PlayaInTheHizzouse: chloe...whats your fave perfume?

SnArKyGURL4u:I like Vaniila Fields

PlayaInTheHizzouse: But you said you LOVE CK...

PlayaInTheHizzouse: CK1, that is

SnArKyGURL4u: Pete...I'm kicking your butt tomorrow

IncognitoHero: I saw a bottle of ck1 on your dresser, Chloe

SnArKyGURL4u: so? I love ck...

SnArKyGURL4u: CK1

SnArKyGURL4u: GRRR

PlayaInTheHizzouse: LOL

PlayaInTheHizzouse: Clark, do you what candy wrapper chloe SAVES every time after she SAVORS the candy? since 8th grade? since moving here?

SnArKyGURL4u: Peter Rodney Ross...you are DEAD :o

IncognitoHero: Chloe likes Blo-Pops

PlayaInTheHizzouse: are you surrrrrrrrrrrrrrre?

SnArKyGURL4u: you're a dead man typing :o

PlayaInTheHizzouse: wouldn't be CLARK bar wrappers would it, Chloe?

SnArKyGURL4u: DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD

PlayaInTheHizzouse: LOL

IncognitoHero: I never see Clark bars at the stores

PlayaInTheHizzouse: thats cuz Chloe buys them ALL

IncognitoHero: really? -O

SnArKyGURL4u: Pete if you don't stop...you don't get to cover the girls gymnastic tryouts...

PlayaInTheHizzouse: really?

SnArKyGURL4u: you KNOW I'm serious

PlayaInTheHizzouse: forget what I said, Clark

IncognitoHero: ok

PlayaInTheHizzouse: Hey...I hafta get my roll on...moms needs the comp bbl

IncognitoHero: Bye Bro

SnArKyGURL4u: Bye Pal smacks you on the way out

(PlayaInTheHizzouse has left the room.)

IncognitoHero: you're mean

SnArKyGURL4u: Nah...you really think I'm AWESOME

IncognitoHero: sometimes

SnArKyGURL4u: Hmm... and those other times, you think I'm GREAT right?

IncognitoHero: lol...yes, Chloe

SnArKyGURL4u: Good...cuz thats what I think...you're awesome ;)

IncognitoHero: BLUSH

SnArKyGURL4u: why don't you or Pete call Me sis?

IncognitoHero: hmm

SnArKyGURL4u: I'd like it if you did

IncognitoHero: I call him Bro, cuz I known him for so long; we're like family

IncognitoHero: really?

SnArKyGURL4u: OH ...well..if its a family thing ...:(

IncognitoHero: For me it would be weird

SnArKyGURL4u?

IncognitoHero: blushes

SnArKyGURL4u: now u HAVE to tell me ck!

IncognitoHero: hey! Lana logged on!

SnArKyGURL4u: really? keen.

IncognitoHero: you don't have her on messenger?

SnArKyGURL4u: looks hmm. THIS messenger system?

IncognitoHero: yup

SnArKyGURL4u: still looking wow. no.

IncognitoHero: I'll invite

SnArKyGURL4u: great

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Screen names to invite (separated by commas):

PrettyPinkPrincess1991

Invitation message:

Join me in this Chat. help?

Chat Room: Chat 37322743190041278540

PrettyPinkPrincess1991: Hi Clark. Hi Chloe...how are you two?

IncognitoHero: Hi Lana...I'm good

SnArKyGURL4u: o...hey

IncognitoHero: Clo and I are just chatting and helping each other with history

SnArKyGURL4u: Clo?

IncognitoHero: I was trying to spell kloh...like when I say your name...:S

SnArKyGURL4u: THATS so 8th grade

SnArKyGURL4u: Actually Lana...we were cybering...cybering HARD

PrettyPinkPrincess1991: you two were cybering? giggles

IncognitoHero: WHAT? NO WE WEREN'T!

SnArKyGURL4u: Don't lie, clark...yes, Lana...we were...except for mucho run-on sentences, clark gives good cyber!

PrettyPinkPrincess1991: LOL

IncognitoHero: We weren't!

SnArKyGURL4u: jus messing with u gives ck a cyber wedgie

IncognitoHero: OH GOD...you're crazy tonight Chloe!

PrettyPinkPrincess1991: LOL! Thanks for the laugh Chloe. I so needed that. I had a rough day at the Talon. Wrong orders came in.Then there was the busted toliet eww

IncognitoHero: I could have helped out. You should have called

SnArKyGURL4u: Actually, clark, if you did, you'd blown off helping ME with OUR homework

IncognitoHero: Oh...That's right. Sry Chloe

PrettyPinkPrincess1991: He means well, Chloe. Besides, Whitney helped, Clark.

SnArKyGURL4u: I know, Lana

IncognitoHero: ok

PrettyPinkPrincess1991: It's like we say, Chloe...Clark may not be there where you want him...

SnArKyGURL4u: But he's there when you need him

IncognitoHero: thx alot u2

PrettyPinkPrincess1991: Its a good thing

SnArKyGURL4u: Its a good thing

PrettyPinkPrincess1991: LOL

SnArKyGURL4u: LOL

IncognitoHero: sighs

PrettyPinkPrincess1991: Poor Clark

SnArKyGURL4u: quit being a SISSY

PrettyPinkPrincess1991: Chloe! LOL!

SnArKyGURL4u: LOL... its MY job to give him a HARD time and its his job to SAVE My cute butt.

SnArKyGURL4u: Works out PERFECT for us

PrettyPinkPrincess1991: You both do a great job...

SnArKyGURL4u: TY...I think

IncognitoHero: She's usually more ...academic...less...frantic

PrettyPinkPrincess1991: I'm sure she is

SnArKyGURL4u: I think its the triple mocha I drank waiting for clark to get done with his chores

PrettyPinkPrincess1991: You had a double espresso at the Talon

SnArKyGURL4u: Don't forget the choco-coffee beans...MmmM

IncognitoHero: Oh GOD...She's wired, hopelessly wired.

SnArKyGURL4u: I can't figure out how ck does all his chores, the KINDS of FARM work...w/o the benefit of caffeine!

PrettyPinkPrincess1991: I agree...I noticed something...Clark, you never get a coffee at the Talon, just juice

SnArKyGURL4u: that's right!

IncognitoHero: I like juice, both of you drinks from a glass of orange juice right now

PrettyPinkPrincess1991: sips pink lemonade

SnArKyGURL4u: drinks Her 4th mug of coffee today

PrettyPinkPrincess1991: WOW

IncognitoHero: yikes

SnArKyGURL4u: smiles sweetly...tho a bit jittery :P

IncognitoHero: whats the answer to #33?

SnArKyGURL4u: say please

IncognitoHero: please

SnArKyGURL4u: Mussolini

IncognitoHero: thanks Chloe

PrettyPinkPrincess1991: thanks...I needed that one too.

SnArKyGURL4u: np

IncognitoHero: Lana, are you going to the carnival Friday?

PrettyPinkPrincess1991: I don't know. Whitney is working late.

IncognitoHero: Really? But the carnival sounds like fun

SnArKyGURL4u: Lana...check your PM!

PrettyPinkPrincess1991: ok

PrettyPinkPrincess1991: Clark...I suddenly got an idea!

SnArKyGURL4u: ;)

PrettyPinkPrincess1991: ;)

IncognitoHero: what is it:)

PrettyPinkPrincess1991: Why don't Me and Whitney, Pete and his date meet up with you and Chloe at the Carnival?

PrettyPinkPrincess1991: You two will most likely be together, covering the carnival for the Torch, right?

SnArKyGURL4u: wow! great plan Lana! I'd NEVER come up with something like that!

IncognitoHero: Right! Sounds good!

SnArKyGURL4u: thanks ;)

PrettyPinkPrincess1991: anytime ;)

IncognitoHero: Thanks?

PrettyPinkPrincess1991: umm...

SnArKyGURL4u: ummm...thanking her for such great coffee at the Talon, clark...GOD you're

nosey!

PrettyPinkPrincess1991: LOL...Whitney just signed on, so I'm gunna cyber...

IncognitoHero: ...

PrettyPinkPrincess1991: J/K!

SnArKyGURL4u: what's his SN?

PrettyPinkPrincess1991: It's embarassing :-

SnArKyGURL4u: really? SHARE!

PrettyPinkPrincess1991: It's HedCherLderPlzer...

IncognitoHero: ...

SnArKyGURL4u: ...

PrettyPinkPrincess1991: He keeps trying to get me to change mine to PinkQBtoy :-

IncognitoHero: ...

SnArKyGURL4u: ...

PrettyPinkPrincess1991: well blushes on that note, goodnight you two, I have to talk with Whitney..have fun!

SnArKyGURL4u: We always do

(PrettyPinkPrincess1991 has left the room)

SnArKyGURL4u: maybe not as much fun as you two:-

IncognitoHero: Yeah:-

SnArKyGURL4u: Pete's back...I'm inviting

IncognitoHero: ok!

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PlayaInTheHizzouse

Invitation message:

Join me in this Chat. LANA HELPED...PASSES OUT

Chat Room: Chat 37322743190041278540

PlayaInTheHizzouse: Hi!

SnArKyGURL4u: WB

IncognitoHero: WB

PlayaInTheHizzouse: So what did I miss?

IncognitoHero: we're meeting up at the carnival

PlayaInTheHizzouse: ok...who is this "we", chloe:)

SnArKyGURL4u: Me and clark :)

IncognitoHero: You and Erica, Lana and Whitney and Me and Chloe

IncognitoHero: we're going covering the event for the Torch

SnArKyGURL4u: killjoy

PlayaInTheHizzouse: still sounds great, chloe ;)

SnArKyGURL4u: I KNOW ;)

IncognitoHero: It sounds fun

PlayaInTheHizzouse: yeah...you just need a fun night out...no freaky stuff happening...

IncognitoHero: You're right, Pete...I need fun

SnArKyGURL4u: is fun

IncognitoHero: I know you're fun

SnArKyGURL4u: wow

PlayaInTheHizzouse: wow

IncognitoHero: what?

PlayaInTheHizzouse: didn't think you knew

IncognitoHero: I know...jeeze

SnArKyGURL4u: good

PlayaInTheHizzouse: I just saying I didn't think you knew

IncognitoHero: I know chloe is fun

SnArKyGURL4u: I knew you knew ck

PlayaInTheHizzouse: still didn't think you knew

IncognitoHero: I never said she wasn't

PlayaInTheHizzouse: you never said she WAS either

IncognitoHero: I didn't think I had too

PlayaInTheHizzouse: you should

IncognitoHero: I THINK SHE IS MORE THAN FUN, PETE...you know that

PlayaInTheHizzouse: still...didn't seem like it

IncognitoHero: things are never like they seem!

SnArKyGURL4u: I'm stilllllllllll here

PlayaInTheHizzouse: I see you

IncognitoHero: I always notice you Chloe...I just don't...say it enough

SnArKyGURL4u: oh blush

PlayaInTheHizzouse: I win 5 dollars

SnArKyGURL4u: pays 5 dollars

IncognitoHero: what did I do this time?

SnArKyGURL4u: LOLOLOL

PlayaInTheHizzouse: LOL

IncognitoHero: sighs

SnArKyGURL4u: whats the answer to #36, ck?

IncognitoHero: Operation Barbarossa

PlayaInTheHizzouse: I can't wait...I wanna ride all the rides

IncognitoHero: I like the rides at night...look at all the stars

SnArKyGURL4u: I want a big stuffed bear, but I can never win one

PlayaInTheHizzouse: I didn't think you went for stuff that that

SnArKyGURL4u: I do...you know THAT, Pete ;)

IncognitoHero: I'll win one for you, Chloe

SnArKyGURL4u: really:O

IncognitoHero: Yes

SnArKyGURL4u: hugs

IncognitoHero: hugs

PlayaInTheHizzouse: get a room!

SnArKyGURL4u: lol puts a Do Not Disturb sign on doorknob

IncognitoHero: lol...puts a boulder against door

PlayaInTheHizzouse: I'm outta here...

(PlayaInTheHizzouse signed off at 10:45 PM)

SnArKyGURL4u: Whats the answer to #40?

IncognitoHero: The Battle of the Bulge

SnArKyGURL4u: thank you

IncognitoHero: you seem calmer

SnArKyGURL4u: coming down from coffee bean high

IncognitoHero: good

SnArKyGURL4u: nods sorry for being so hyper...and being mean to you

IncognitoHero: you didn't mean it...

SnArKyGURL4u: I didn't...I like you

IncognitoHero: I like you too

SnArKyGURL4u: I like you more

IncognitoHero: I like you more x 2

SnArKyGURL4u: I like you infinity

IncognitoHero: I like you infinity +1

SnArKyGURL4u: I adore you, you know

IncognitoHero: I adore you more than you know

SnArKyGURL4u: Let Me know

IncognitoHero: I just did

SnArKyGURL4u: smiles

IncognitoHero: smiles back

SnArKyGURL4u: so,...we established you like Me

IncognitoHero: yes

SnArKyGURL4u: and adore Me

IncognitoHero: yes

SnArKyGURL4u: so...call Me a sis

IncognitoHero: No

SnArKyGURL4u: No?

IncognitoHero: No

SnArKyGURL4u: Why?

IncognitoHero: you can't date your sister

SnArKyGURL4u:O

IncognitoHero: thats why I won't call you sis

SnArKyGURL4u:O

IncognitoHero: Chloe Sullivan...speechless at last

SnArKyGURL4u:O

SnArKyGURL4u: sooooooooo are you going to ask Me out on a date?

IncognitoHero: Yes

SnArKyGURL4u: Yes?

IncognitoHero: yes

SnArKyGURL4u: smiles

IncognitoHero: smiles back

SnArKyGURL4u: waits

IncognitoHero: huh?

SnArKyGURL4u: ok ck...you do know you have to actually MAKE the date to GO on the date?

IncognitoHero: umm...wanna do something together this friday? like the carnival, maybe?

SnArKyGURL4u: be more confident!

SnArKyGURL4u: I'd say it like this...clark, I want to go on a date with you Friday night, take you to the carnival, will you go with Me?

IncognitoHero: YES I will

SnArKyGURL4u: ok...good to know you'd go if I ask you out shoulda thought of that sooner...now you try it

IncognitoHero: Chloe...I'd really want to go on a date with you Friday night...take you to the carnival... will you go with Me?

SnArKyGURL4u: Oh Clark...I'd thought you'd never ask...I'd love to

IncognitoHero: smiles

SnArKyGURL4u: smiles back

IncognitoHero: kiss

SnArKyGURL4u: KISSES back

IncognitoHero: Remind me to thank Lana for coming up with your plan

SnArKyGURL4u: you caught that? blush

IncognitoHero: I'm not THAT oblivious, am I?

SnArKyGURL4u: grins

IncognitoHero: I was planning on asking...but I was nervous...you make Me nervous

SnArKyGURL4u: only you, ck, can save this girl's life several times...and be nervous about asking Me out

IncognitoHero: so there is no other "he"?

SnArKyGURL4u: LOL..,the only He in My life is you

SnArKyGURL4u: it's always you

IncognitoHero: blushes

SnArKyGURL4u: I have to sign off...see you tomorrow?

IncognitoHero: Of course! I'll get up early and walk with you to the bustop

SnArKyGURL4u: smiles HUGE

IncognitoHero: we never finished our homework...

SnArKyGURL4u: I think we did alot ck

IncognitoHero: oh...well yeah...

SnArKyGURL4u: going to bed?

IncognitoHero: have to work on one last thing...

SnArKyGURL4u: ok...kiss goodnight

IncognitoHero: kiss goodnight

SnArKyGURL4u: 'night clark

IncognitoHero: Good night, Chloe

(SnArKyGURL4U signed off at 10:59 PM)

IncognitoHero: I love you Chloe...