"What the hell are you taking about Jaken?" Inuyasha growled.

"Is this true Inuyasha?" Sesshoumaru questioned hard. Inuyasha looked over at Kagome who stood very still.

"What the hell is this green idiot talking about Kagome?" Inuyasha demanded.

"Inuyasha please!" Kagome pleaded.

"I asked you a question!" Inuyasha began to advance cracking his knuckles.

" Uh uh SIT!" Kagome yelled throwing Inuyasha to the floor. The others ran up to the field to find out why their entertainment had been stopped short. Then out of no where Myoga appeared.

"Myoga? What are you doing here?" Shippo asked.

"The writers throw me in when I am suppose to tell the audience what the hell is going on," Myoga replied. "Inuyasha you must calm down, but yes Jaken is very correct you could indeed be a father."

"But I've never!" Inuyasha jumped turning red in the face. Myoga only shook his head.

" You see Inuyasha the writer of this story found it tasteless and rather risky to suggest that you and Kagome engaged in the horizontal mambo if you will. With good reason too," Myoga explained.

"What reason is that?" Miroku asked.

"Well Inuyasha is a dog and Kagome is a human. It's disgusting when you take it out of context," Myoga replied.

"That still doesn't explain how Kagome got pregnant!" Inuyasha snarled.

"Master Inuyasha please let me finish," Myoga snipped. "The writer instead decided that Semezmar rules are in effect."

"What are Semezmar rules?" Sango asked.

"Damn don't you people know anything?" Myoga groaned. "A Semezmar is a person who brings about feelings of love and desire. This term was first brought forward in the year 2003 when the show Futurama roamed this earth. Too bad the jack asses at fox cancelled while performing a weekend at bernie's with the Simpsons."

" So many pop culture references I don't think the readers will understand!" Shippo exclaimed.

" Quite simply when Kagome is in contact with a Semezmar her skin becomes permable and that persons DNA is transfused with her own." Myoga concluded.

"How do you know if someone is a Semezmar?" Sesshoumaru asked.

" Whenever the contact has taken place Kagome's cheeks become flush as does the area above her nose." Myoga replied.

"So I'm going to be a father?" Inuyasha questioned slowly.

"If that's the case then I must be on my way for no apparent reason," Sesshoumaru replied. Then he, Jaken, and Rin headed East. Again.

" No Inuyasha I said it was quite possible that you could be," Myoga replied.

"Well who else could be Kagome's Semezmar?" Inuyasha asked.