The gang sat in silence that night all pondering who exactly could be Kagome's semezmar. Kagome kept staring at Inuyasha trying to gauge his reaction to the news. It didn't seem to be the fact that he could be father that troubled Inuyasha. It was the fact that it could be someone else who was Kagome's semezmar.

"So who is it Kagome?" Inuyasha asked. Kagome jumped at the sound of his voice. Had he been aware she was staring at him?

"Yes Kagome I think we would all like to know who could be the father?" Miroku asked. Inuyasha snapped his neck back.

"I don't care who the father is… I want to know who her semezmar is!" Inuyasha growled. Everyone looked up at him.

"Why would you care Inuyasha?" Shippo asked. Then Inuyasha made that noise anime characters make when they are a taken back.

"I don't… really… I mean… BLAH!" Inuyasha panicked and ran off for no apparent reason other than to make the author laugh at the fact that Inuyasha would run away.

"And now for something completely different," Miroku replied. "So tell us Kagome who do you think the father is?"

"Well it could be any number of people… Inuyasha, Koga, Hojo, and well even you Miroku…" Kagome answered sheepishly.

"Me!" Miroku exclaimed. Sango glared at him and Kagome looked down.

"Well you know how your always you know caressing my ahem posterior!" Kagome exclaimed. "Remember about 3 weeks ago down by the river…" At this point the edges of the world became all blurry to clue the rest of us in to the fact that the gang was experiencing a flash back.

"Why hello Kagome how are you this fine morning?"

"Hello Miroku I'm doing very well thanks for asking." At this point Miroku slides up behind Kagome in his sneaky lecherous way.

"You know Kagome even if I marry Sango I wouldn't mind if you bared a few of my children"

" Oh Miroku that's uh very kind…" and right here Kagome turns red and the edges of the world unblur. Sango stared at Miroku with anger marks above her brow.

"So if we get married huh?" Sango seethed.

"Well heh heh it could still happen Sango, I have many more children that need to be bared," Miroku replied with a grin. You know what happens next though. Come on say it with me. Oh Miroku will you ever learn!

" Well hold on Sango, Kagome said it could be Miroku not that is was," Shippo replied.

"Shippo's right. No offense Miroku but you don't really make me feel love and desire," Kagome said.

" But you blushed Kagome, he transfused his DNA with yours," Sango replied gloomily.

" But he wasn't the only one was he Kagome?" Shippo asked.

" Well… no there was one time with Koga…" Kagome began but before she could complete the flashback Inuyasha leaped from a tree.

" You mean that filthy wolf demon could be your semezmar!" Inuyasha growled.

"Inuyasha! Where did you come from?" Kagome exclaimed.

"Well not the same tainted blood line your child will come from if you were knocked up by that bastard Koga," Inuyasha sneered. Then Kagome made him sit because she's just bitchy like that.

" Kagome said that it could be," Shippo replied.

" It could also be Miroku," Sango spat. Inuyasha's eyebrow twitched as he began to crack his knuckles.

"Miroku? How?" Inuyasha seethed.

"She already told us that just sit tight and listen to how it could be Koga," Shippo said sharply.

"Well there was that time a month ago when we were fighting Wolverine Demons with that liger demon and Koga came to assist…" Kagome began.

" You mean when he came to mess things up more!" Inuyasha interrupted. Never the less the world went blurry again.

"Thank you for all your help Koga!"

"It was nothing Kagome I would do anything for the woman I love,"

"Does that include causing more trouble than you're worth you filthy wolf?"

"SIT Inuyasha!"

"Well see you around Kagome" Then Koga traced Kagome's cheek with his filthy wolf hand and her slutty self blushed, and then the world went back to normal.

" Do you really think it could be Koga?" Shippo asked.

"I'm not sure it would that bad of a thing," Kagome replied.

"It would an awful thing," Inuyasha mumbled.

"What did you say Inuyasha?" Miroku asked.

"Uhhh I said ramen these days ain't the same," Inuyasha burbled out.

" So who else did you say it could be," Sango asked.

" Well it could be Hojo but that's hardly worth the flashback…" Kagome joked.

"What about Inuyasha?" Shippo asked. Inuyasha jumped up and smacked Shippo in the head.

"Why would I bring about feelings of love and desire in Kagome you little twerp!" Inuyasha yelled.

"Oh it definitely could not be Inuyasha," Kagome scoffed.

"What! Why can't it be me?" Inuyasha yelped.

"Huh didn't you just say it couldn't?" Shippo asked but then was hit again. "Wahhh I'm going to cry by myself!"

"Well it's getting late and we have a full day of wandering aimlessly for filler tomorrow so let's get some sleep," Miroku replied As everyone got up to leave Inuyasha grabbed Miroku and threw him against a tree, and looked around to make sure they were alone.

"You listen up and listen up good you lecherous bastard. If I find out that you are Kagome's semezmar I will rip your heart out thru that hole in your hand! Kagome and I have a great thing going. Our hatred during the shows but brief periods of intimate contact and hugs and kisses in the movies that makes all our female fans squeal with girlish delight is not about to be ruined by some lust driven prat! Do I make myself clear?"

"As crystal." Miroku gulped and walked off slowly. At that moment a shooting star passed. And Inuyasha silently wished that he could be Kagome's semezmar.