Don't go Orbing on Me.
By spstarinfrance
Summary: Paige is having a difficult time explaining to Wyatt why he has to stay in time out.
Time was passing too slowly for the five year old. Time Out was no fun. "Aunt Paige!" He wined.
She looked at him painfully. "You know I can't help you Wyatt. Your mother would kill me."
"She doesn't have to know," Wyatt blonde hair was matted with dirt. He smiled, breaking her heart.
"Wyatt please don't do this to me." Quickly she snapped into evil aunt mode. "You pushed a girl over at school and then escaped by rolling down a hill. Wyatt hurting girls is not nice."
"She was the one who was mean to me!" He tried the puppy dog eyes. "She said I was weird."
Paige knelled down to her little nephews leave. "Being weird can be cool."
"I don't want to be cool I want to be normal. No one picks on Chris."
She fought the urge to laugh. "Chris doesn't go to school yet."
"Soo?" Wyatt didn't understand what she was trying to tell him.
"Wyatt just because someone is mean to you doesn't mean you should do it back to them."
He smiled. "So is that why you stole Aunt Phoebe's dress after she borrowed yours and ruined it?"
Paige rolled her eyes, the kid was to smart for her.
"See Aunt Paige even grown up do bad things like I did. Please I learned my lesson!"
"Okay, the next time she calls you weird what do you do?"
"Call her weird back, then push her and roll down the hill." She knew he was only humoring her.
"Wyatt! Stop begging I'm not letting you out."
"I'll buy you lots of diamonds when I'm rich and older," He smiled again.
"Wyatt your only five, I'd have to wait over fifteen years for that…" Paige stopped deciding to play along. "I don't know Wyatt, I really don't like diamonds…"
"Lot's of pretty dresses?" Wyatt asked hopefully.
"I don't know. I have plenty of pretty dresses…"
"a'pensive smelly perfumes?"
She laughed. "Why would I want smelly perfumes?"
"To impress Uncle Brody, because he is being such a man, and never purposing…" He hit the prefect spot.
She tried not to fall for it. "Who told you about that?"
"Mommy and Aunt Phoebe."
"And what else your mommy and Aunt Phoebe say about me?"
"I'll tell you for a price."
Pain foiled. "Wyatt I can't let you out."
"Please Aunt Paige! You're my favorite Aunt in the whole wide world!"
"Just the whole wide world?"
Wyatt narrowed his eyes. "In the whole wide universe?"
Paige frowned. "Just the universe?"
"The whole wide universe and even in time portals?"
"Really?"
"Yep."
She smiled, "Wyatt bribery doesn't work. I should ground you an extra hour for that."
"No! I won't bribe nobody else. I swear it! Please let me out!" Wyatt was on the brim of tears.
Paige glanced at her watch. "One more minute Wyatt."
"It's been many one more minutes Aunt Paige!"
"You're out!"
"Really?"
"Yep." She let down the shield and Wyatt run out hugging her legs.
"Aunt Paige you're the best!"
"Aunt Paige Please let me out!" Christ begged.
Paige rolled her eyes; she knew the entire book of tricks already from Wyatt. "You'll just orb away and not even serve your punishment."
"I won't orb always!"
"I've been here forever!"
"No you haven't."
"Yes I have!" Unlike Wyatt, Chris liked auguring, and Paige often wanted to let him out early because he wouldn't shut up.
"Chris do you remember what you did?"
"Yelled at my teacher?" He said it very innocent like he didn't believe he did it.
"And why did you yell at your teacher?" Paige knew trying this approach would take hours.
"'Cause she wouldn't shut up, and I wanted to go to recess."
The conversion didn't approve much, Chris didn't think what he did was wrong.
The minute his punishment was over Chris orbed away just as his aunt wanted to talk to him.
"Don't go orbing on me!" Paige yelled at thin air. "Jeez. You act like it was an hour… It was only ten minutes."