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"Glorious! Everybody is awakened! We shall have a fast break as our morning nourishment now!" exclaimed the ever so perky Starfire.
"You mean breakfast?" asked Robin smiling.
She is so cute when she talks like that, her eyes sparkling in excitement, her auburn hair flowing. One day, I will tell her my true feelings for her. One day... Wait! Why am I thinking about this right now? That's because I love her! Do I love her? Yes! No! Yes! No! Yes! Wait, this is pathetic. I am having a fight with my mind!
"Yes," replied Starfire blushing. "Thank you. I meant breakfast."
"Today's menu is tofu eggs and soymilk!" said Beast Boy.
"Oh no we're not," replied Cyborg. "We're having bacon and real milk."
"Dude! Do you have any idea that we're killing innocent animals?" exclaimed Beast Boy.
"Yes," replied Cyborg not caring.
"You are so cruel," replied BB.
"Whatever! We're having meat!" said Cyborg.
"Tofu."
"Meat."
"Tofu!"
"Meat!"
"TOFU!"
"MEAT!"
"TOFU!"
"MEAT!"
"TOF-"
"Shut up, you morons!" yelled Raven, sitting on the couch, her nose in a novel. "You two are hopeless and pathetic."
"Want some cereal?" whispered Robin to Raven and Starfire. They both nodded quickly and fixed themselves bowls of cereal while Cyborg and Beast Boy continued to argue. By the time they finished, Cyborg and Beast Boy were still fighting.
In the midst of their fighting, the doorbell rang.
"Man, we didn't even get to eat breakfast," cried Cyborg.
"Some of us," said Raven in her usual monotone voice.
"I'll get the door," volunteered Robin. When he opened the door, he was very surprised to see...
Ooh! Cliffhanger! Please review. How is it so far? Flame me if you like. Just review.