A/N: I hope you all enjoy this! MWAHAHAHA!
Disclaimer: I own not Lost!
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Charlie lay awake, as he often did, trying to find a comfortable position to sleep in. This was hard, especially since every position included a rock jutting into his groin area. Finally, he just lay on his back, his hands behind his head, and let his mind wander.
His mind fell on the wild night he had before the crash, the one he confessed to the priest. With a satisfied smirk, he began to think over every detail in his mind….
"And I'll just put my 'knight'….Here." Charlie announced to Lucy, a voluptuous red-head.
"Ooh….Wow…"
"Yeah, I know. I told you I was good at this."
"And I'll move this….Here."
"Oh. Well. Now, that's done."
"Really? Already?" Lucy asked, frowning.
"You shouldn't have moved that. Well, I could have made it drag out, but what's the point."
"Oh. Ok…"
"And now, Rhea!" Charlie turned to a pretty brunette, smiling. "Your turn, darling!"
"Alright." Rhea answered. "Be kind, I don't want this to be quick."
"I'll try." Charlie promised. "I'll move my 'knight' again…..Here."
"That's exactly what you did with Lucy!"
"That's my strategy, love."
"Oh, alright…..Uhhh….I'll move this here."
Charlie sighed. "Alright, it's over again."
Rhea's mouth fell open. "What!"
"Well, you just aren't skilled." Charlie stood up from the chess board and slipped his robe on. "I mean, chess isn't a game for amateurs."
Lucy and Rhea both pouted as Charlie took a drink of vodka. He returned to his seat.
Charlie rubbed his hands together and giggled. "Alright…Now you two….Play with each other."
With a pleased smile, Charlie fell into a dreamless sleep.
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A/N: So yeah. I ROCK!