Note: Marik's hair is flat in this chapter for known reasons. Well, I know for what reasons, but you don't. Read to find out why!
Chapter 2: Evil Kitchenware
Later they went into the kitchen to eat lunch. But it was later than noon so, call it whatever you want.
YBaJ: I'm hungry.
Emma: Me too.
Kristen: Do you two ever stop complaining?
YBaJ&Emma: No.
Courtney: Oi.
YBaJ: OK, mini-Kristen.
Courtney: glares Quit calling me mini-Kristen!
Yami: Are we going to eat sometime today?
Marik: Yeah, I need my five basic food groups! o.o
Bakura: Me, too...like meat, sugar, candy, syurp, and cheese!
Kristen: Cheese?
YBaJ: Yes. Cheese...Like CHEESE MUNCHIES!
Courtney: What is it with you and cheese munchies? You say you don't really like cheese but you LOVE cheese munchies?
YBaJ: Yep!
YBaJ&Bakura: WE LOVE CHEESE MUNCHIES!
Emma: Werid.
Courtney: I wouldn't be talking if I were you considering you trench your food in ketchup and salt.
Emma: But it's good.
Kristen: No it's not.
Emma: Yes it is. Dog biscuits are disgusting.
YBaJ: I can't help it if I'm werid! I mean, Milkbones taste like Cheerios.
Marik: has been looking in the cupboards Hey! Look what I found!
All: look at what Marik's holding
Yami: AHHHH! EVIL!
Bakura: What's so...looks at can...SCARY!
YBaJ: AHHHHHH! IT BURNS!
Kristen: ewwwww...
Courtney: HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
Emma: Come on guys. It's just Spam. reliezes why it's evil Oh.
Marik: drops can and stands on top of the fridge EVIL! Processed Meat!
Emma: It's not that bad. I think Spams' pretty good.
Others: jump on fridge with Marik O.O
Emma: What?
Courtney: Put it away! Put it away!
Emma: sighs Fine. throws Spam out the window
Yami: Why don't we look in the fridge. gets down and opens fridge
Marik: Stay outta the fridge Pharoh! Or I shall use the "Plastic Roll of Doom"! holds up roll of Saran wrap
Yami: No, anything but Saran Wrap!
Bakura: Wow. Big tough King of Munchkins is afraid of Plastic wrap.
Yami: I'll Mind Crush you if you ever say that again.
Bakura: starts dancing and chanting Munchkin Kings' afraid of Saran wrap! Munchkin Kings' afraid of Saran wrap!
Yami: charges at Bakura
Bakura: moves out of the way and punches Yami on the head
Yami: XX
Courtney: You killed Yami! O.O
Kristen: You don't even like Yami.
Courtney: Oh yeah! hehe.
YBaJ: Baka.
Courtney: At least I'm not obsessed with Bakura!
YBaJ: Hey! That was supposed to be a sercet!
Courtney: Really, we couldn't tell.
YBaJ: starts attacking Courtney
Courtney: XX
Emma: Yay! Now they're both dead!
Courtney: starts waking up
Kristen: Uuuhhhh, Emma. I think they were just knocked out.
Emma: huh? to busy celebrating to listen
Courtney: Are you happy that I died Emma? all ghost-like
Emma: sees Courtney No! I'd never...I said, "Whaaaaa! They both died!
Courtney: I'm not stupid.
Emma: Oh, I thought you were.
Courtney: growling Emma go bye-bye now! walks towards Emma
Emma: AHHHH! turns to run but trips and falls out a window, never to be seen again
Bakura: Well, that was entertaining.
Marik: Great, the lunatics' happy.
Bakura: Who are you calling a lunatic you psycuopathic nutcase!
Marik: Psychotic Nutcase! How dare you, you, you...Girly Soul Stealer!
Bakura: Girly? That's it! goes to get something
Marik?
Bakura: comes back Meet your new friend, Mr. Vacum! holds out vacum cleaner
Marik: NOOO! Not the Vacum!
Bakura: evil smile turns on vacum
Marik: girly scream EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Bakura: evil/maniac laugh Mwhahahahahahahaha!
YBaJ: Run for your life!
Bakura: begins chaseing Marik
Marik: Please,no. I just got my hair to stay down.
Bakura: I guess all your hard work is going UP the tube.
Marik: NOOOOOOO! turns to run but trips and just falls
Bakura: holds Marik down, sucks up his hair
Marik:Xx
Bakura: I AM BAKURA! DESTROYER OF EVIL! (Note: said like the way Spongebob does in the episode, "Frankendoodle")
Yami: Take it easy it's just hair.
Courtney: to Kristen I wonder if he knows all he did was make Marik's normal again.
Emma: made it back upstairs/sees Marik What happened to him? has leaves/twigs in hair
YBaJ: Yay! You go Bakura!
Yami: He's dangerous with that thing.
Kristen: Great, we have a happy semi-maniac and a truely happy maniac with a vacum.
YBaJ: glares Do you want to end up like Hiei again?
Kristen: On second thought, Go Bakura!
Courtney: Is this the end of Marik? Find out in the next chapt...
YBaJ: What did I say about talking to the readers! Stop talking to them! attacks Courtney
Kristen: Now we need to know if this is the end of Courtney.
Author:I was a little hyper on sugar when I wrote this chapter. That's why it's so disturbing. Also I really don't like Spam so I decided to base a chapter on it. Please give any other ideas you have from more chapters.