First of all I would like to thank anime-link and kittyhorse for helping me come up with some of the Ideas for this story.
I've been seeing these people say in their stories that they don't own Zelda…. So I guess I don't eitherL.
p.s. don't take anything in this story personally And I hope no hobbits are offended by it
Oh yeah plz plz plz review
Okay it all started one day when link was slacking on his duties and running around cutting down bushes like a crackhead *cough* in a meaningless search for this months playboy issue .
Link: hey
Anyhoo on with the story
Link: *cuts down a bush* what the fuck are you?
Warpjar: im a warp jar dumbass
Link: oh yeah of course I know what a warpjar is. *looks confused*
Link: do you lead to porn??????
warpjar: umm…..sure wherever you want *rolls eyes*
Link: cool *uses warpjar*
*jeopardy theme song plays*
Link: where the fuck is that music coming from? And where am I ??
Hobbit: 'ello laddie yer in middle earth
Link: where in the hell is that?
Hobbit: you're in frickin lord of the rings mr. Im so cool 'cause im in a fuckin' kilt
Link: its not a kilt is a dress…..I mean a tunic *turns red*
Link: so where in this middle earth are we?
Hobbit: tis we are in rivendale short one.
Me: oh yeah I forgot the hobbit speaks in an irish accent
Hobbit: oh yeah mr. im so cool 'cause im a frickin author of a lameo story
Me: *throws a box of macaroni and cheese at the hobbit*
Hobbit: *drops dead* aye this world can be so cruel this is like this one time at band camp where….
Link: *chops hobbits leg off with a sword* you're supposed to be dead
Hobbit: ah you bitch you cut my frickin' leg off
Link: *beats hobbit with a baseball bat*
Hobbit: I'll be back *actually dies*
While link searches around the elven village he walks into arwen's room ,an elf princess
Anyhoo back to the story again……
Link: oh shit someones coming *hides in arwens closet*
Tune in um…….later to see the next chapter
Sry it was kinda short but keep reviewing.
I've been seeing these people say in their stories that they don't own Zelda…. So I guess I don't eitherL.
p.s. don't take anything in this story personally And I hope no hobbits are offended by it
Oh yeah plz plz plz review
Okay it all started one day when link was slacking on his duties and running around cutting down bushes like a crackhead *cough* in a meaningless search for this months playboy issue .
Link: hey
Anyhoo on with the story
Link: *cuts down a bush* what the fuck are you?
Warpjar: im a warp jar dumbass
Link: oh yeah of course I know what a warpjar is. *looks confused*
Link: do you lead to porn??????
warpjar: umm…..sure wherever you want *rolls eyes*
Link: cool *uses warpjar*
*jeopardy theme song plays*
Link: where the fuck is that music coming from? And where am I ??
Hobbit: 'ello laddie yer in middle earth
Link: where in the hell is that?
Hobbit: you're in frickin lord of the rings mr. Im so cool 'cause im in a fuckin' kilt
Link: its not a kilt is a dress…..I mean a tunic *turns red*
Link: so where in this middle earth are we?
Hobbit: tis we are in rivendale short one.
Me: oh yeah I forgot the hobbit speaks in an irish accent
Hobbit: oh yeah mr. im so cool 'cause im a frickin author of a lameo story
Me: *throws a box of macaroni and cheese at the hobbit*
Hobbit: *drops dead* aye this world can be so cruel this is like this one time at band camp where….
Link: *chops hobbits leg off with a sword* you're supposed to be dead
Hobbit: ah you bitch you cut my frickin' leg off
Link: *beats hobbit with a baseball bat*
Hobbit: I'll be back *actually dies*
While link searches around the elven village he walks into arwen's room ,an elf princess
Anyhoo back to the story again……
Link: oh shit someones coming *hides in arwens closet*
Tune in um…….later to see the next chapter
Sry it was kinda short but keep reviewing.