A/N: Long time no write heheh I know lame joke but oh well I figured I would write it cause this is supposed to be funny not that it wont well Ja ne.

Disclaimer: I know I don't own DBZ -sigh- But i will some day!

"Goku you need a drivers license so you can drive me to town for groceries."Chi Chi said. "Fine, I'll get mine if you make Piccolo try and get one too." Goku says with a smile. "I don't need a drivers license." Piccolo says with a scowl. "Deal Goku, Piccolo has to try and get his too." Chi Chi says with a triumphant smile.

At the drivers bureau

" You will pay, Goku I am not going in there to get a license!" Piccolo trying to not be pushed in by Goku. "Come on Piccolo stop acting like a baby." Goku says while pushing Piccolo the rest of the way in. "How may I help you?" the clerk says. "Well uhhh you see me and my friend here need a license." Goku says with a Son smile.

After the drivers bureau

"YOU ARE NEVER GETTING A LICENSE! YOU ALMOST KILLED ME!" Goku's assistant driver says. " YOU WENT WAY TO SLOW I TOLD YOU TO SPEED UP! I AM NOT GIVING YOU A LICENSE!" Piccolos assistant driver says. "So I take it you didn't get yours either?" Goku says with a defeated look. "Nope, that woman was crazy she would tell me to speed up then slow down, then she would yell I drived to slow." Piccolo says. "oh man what are we going to tell Chi Chi?" Goku says.

"TWO GROWN MEN CAN'T EVEN GET ONE LICENSE! YOU GUYS ARE PATHETIC!" Chi Chi says with an angry looking face. "Chi Chi I am sorry I tried but cars are so hard to drive. Piccolo had a crazy assistant driver..please please forgive us." Goku says while begging. "Pathetic" Piccolo says. "Well at least he's trying to make up for it..you you..-hits Piccolo with her frying pan-. Gohan walks in "Hey guess what mom?" Gohan says with a triumphant look. "What sweetie?" Chi Chi asks curiously. "I got my license on the first try!" Gohan says while going to call Videl. Piccolo and Goku fall over anime style.

A/N: It was a short fic but funny enough.. Well anyways review .

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Ja ne

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