Albel the Wicked and the Holy Crusade
the next upcoming Chapter.
Crimson blade members; Yadda goosfraba yeah cakago.
Hits face with a board
Members: Yadda Goosfraba yeah cakago.
Yadda goosfraba yeah cakago.
Hits face with a board
Members: Yadda Goosfraba yeah cakago.
Yadda goosfraba yeah cakago.
Hits face with a board
Members: Yadda Goosfraba yeah cakago.
Yadda goosfraba yeah cakago.
Hits face with a board
Members: Yadda Goosfraba yeah cakago.
Villagers: Klausion, Klausion, Klausion! may we kill her? Klausion! We found a Klausion!
Klausion! We found a Klausion! Klausion, Klausion, Klausion! Klausion, Klausion, Klausion!
may we kill her?
Marietta: how do you know she is a Klausion?
Piccolotto: She has a thing around her neck.
Mirage: I'm not a Klausion. And this isn't real, it'sa just tattooes they put on my neck.
Marietta: You tattooed her neck?
Piccolotto: No. No. Yes. Yes. A bit. Abit. But she has that Klausion Upholster.
Marietta: How would you know that she is a Klausion?
Piccolotto: ummmm...
Tynave: She is stronger than us.
Marietta: Does a Klausion have any effect on a human gun?
Tynave: No. Shoot her! Shoot her! Yes! Shoot her!
Villagers: Shoot her!
Vanilla: Her's a handgun i just created.
Marietta shoots. the gun doesn't faze her.
Mirage: You lousy bh!
Villagers: shoot her with the Special cannon! Kill her! Kill her!
Albel: Hold on there!
Marietta: What do you want?
Albel: I think the best way to deal with Klausions is to burn them.
Mirage: You dumb!
Marietta: very well, burn her!
Villagers: Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! Burn her!
Burn her! Burn her!
Marietta: Who are you, the man who knew such things?
Albel: I'm Albel. And you are?
Marietta: Marietta sir.
Albel: Will you join me?
Marietta: Yes sir.
Albel: Great now get in line and let's go.
Narrater: At last Albel the wicked has finally got a warrier on his side and soon after, Sir Cliff the brave, sir Fayt the Pure, Lady Nel, the not so brave as sir Cliff. And Sir not appearing in this film. They rode together to the castle Aquios.
Marietta: And that Sir Albel is how the chickens were known to be alarm clocks.
Albel: I thought i told you to stuff it.
Fayt: Look Sir Albel.
Albel: Oh, you found Aquios.
Cliff: Aquios!
Fayt: Aquios!
Nel: Aquios!
Roger: It's only a model.
Albel kicks Roger down
Albel: Shut up stupid worm.
Roger: You Lommox!
Albel: Welcome to your new home, Aquios.
aquios knights: We're singable, we're pathetic
We're the castle of... A... Q...ui...ossssss...
clap, clap, clap
We're singable and able.
We have to be aquios knights. We just love to be it's bitch.
Albel: Riiiight. let's get out of here worms.
Luther: Albel, Albel!
Albel: Oh crap, it's the god.
Luther: Albel, i have a quest for you.
Albel: Yeah what is it?
Luther: You must find this Holy crusade. Now, that is your quest Albel. Look for the crusade.
Cliff: A blessing. A blessing from Luther!
Fayt: Luther be praised!
Albel: Hello! Anyone up there? Hello!
Biwig: Who's there?
Albel: It is I, Albel, the captian of the Black brigade. Who's castle is this?
Biwig: I own this castle. now what do you want?
Albel: We were charged by a quest by Luther to find the Crusade. If you could give us food and shelter for the night.
Biwig: No, now go away you rotten flesh chewing Elicoorian!
Albel: Beh! You dare to insult me?
Biwig: Now leave this place from your hideous presence you so called Captian Fartgades!
Fayt: Who are you?
Biwig: I'm a Veendini: Where do you think i got this Outrageous Accent?
Fayt: What are you doing here?
Biwig: Shagging your aunties that's what! now leave us you crap licking fish rpng moron! I blow my nose at you.
Albel: Come down here so i can carve out the roof of your mouth!
Biwig: You don't frighten me Elicoorian pig dogs!
Albel: That's it.
Moooooooo!
Albel: Run away!
cluck cluck cluck bleaaah! Moo! lum Bellows
Fayt: That's it, that fiend is dead.
Marietta: Hang on, i have an idea.
(Ree ree clink clink wiggle wiggle bang, bang dreek creek creek whirrrrrrr shhhshhhshhshhshhshhshhshh Ree ree ree. Conk ding cobble bibble bibblebttbbbttbbttbbttbbtt. ree ree ree.)
Biwig: What on Elicoor...?
(Whirr whirr)
Veendini: Ah, a present. what to do?
Takes in a large wooden Lum
Albel: now what?
Marietta: Now, when night falls, Fayt, Cliff and I will leap out of a lum and we attack the Veendini.
Albnel: Ummm... There is something wrong here.
Marietta: No really, Cliff, Fayt and I... Oh shi...
Twing!
Albel: Run away!