Disclaimer: Blackadder belongs to Richard Curtis, Ben Elton and Rowan Atkinson.
Author's Note: Why do I always make myself feel sorry for Percy? I don't even like him that much. Now I have to go read some Blackadder/Darling fic to purify my soul ; )
Lord Percy Percy:
Only for you, Edmund,
Only for you do I commit
These sins it would take me
Two hands to count …
You say I've got two hands?
And I'm to use them both or …
Or tomorrow I'll have none?
I don't understand, hands don't fall off –
Don't be ridiculous, Edmund.
I know hands don't fall off;
You can't fool me –
Get on with it, again?
I shall, disgusted and disgraced as I am,
Only for Edmund, whom I shall ever love.