Chapter 2: A Game of Twister (WARNING: this chapter may be perverted)
The large expanse that was the Hogwarts grounds stretched out for miles, and what would normally be a long rolling plain of grassy hills. However, this was not the case any more as they once beautiful plain was covered in small rows of muggle-like cottages. The students split up as they reached the beginning of the houses and Harry looked at the small silver key in his hand and examined the letters engraved on them. In shimmering letters that seemed glow with a life all their own was "R1, H1".
"What do you think it means, Harry?" wondered Cho
"It means Row one, House one, stupid." replied Pansy without letting Harry speak
"Yeah but how do we tell what rows they are?" Inquired Harry as Cho and Pansy shot each other stares that, had they been magical, would have caused two dead bodies to hit the ground with a loud crash. Samantha walked away from the group and waved her wand with a quick flick of her wrist muttering the word "Revealio." And a large ghostly number appeared above the row of houses in front of them distinguishing it as row thirteen. "This isn't it" She smiled bashfully and begun to walk toward the small lake. Harry, feeling as if he had just met Hermione's clone, took off in hot pursuit as Cho and Pansy's staring contest threatened to erupt in a flurry of claw swipes and fur flying until they noticed that had been left behind and quickly raced to catch up.
When they finally reached the first row they where met with the largest set of cottages yet. None were bigger than the first in the row; white wooden panels with trim and a mahogany door that, strangely, had no handle. However there was a small engraving where it should be, that Harry read aloud:
What once was one now be four.
Let all those who wish to attend,
Drop to the floor.
Magic of incantation see,
What will be four now attend a bee.
As Harry finished, a large panel of the deck transfigured into a mat with five rows of the letters of the English alphabet and four colored panels with the word start on each one. "What is this?" wondered Cho.
"It's got to be some kind of test." Thought Pansy out loud.
"But what do we do?" asked Samantha. Just then, at that very moment, Harry realized what this was. It was a game, a game invented by the Americans in which a small group of people would contort their bodies into various positions in an effort to be the last one standing. But somehow Harry did not think that the goal was to be the last one standing.
"Harry, Harry!" Pansy gave him swift slap to the cheek to snap him out of his delirium "What do you make of this riddle?" she huffed as if she had conceded defeat by asking him. All of the girls' eyes were on him as he silently read the riddle again.
"I think what we are suppose to do is work together to get into the house."
"We know that. What are we suppose to do?" scolded Pansy
"Drop to the floor." Said Harry as he pointed at the board "It's a game where four people use their hands and feet to touch the correct spot on the board. See here where it says 'bee' I think that it is referring to a spelling bee." Explained Harry
"A spelling bee?" wondered Cho to no one in particular.
"Um, but what are we spelling?" inquired Samantha sheepishly
"See where it says 'Magic of incantation see duo'? I think that's the clue for the word." Said Harry as he scratched his head. For a moment all four students stood trying to think of the word that was best until Samantha decided to speak up.
"Um, do you think that the word might be 'Revealio'?" she asked timidly. Everyone's face brightened
"Guess Hermione's not the only genius in the school!" Pansy slapped the small girl on the back affectionately.
"That makes perfect sense." Cheered Cho.
"Ladies, I think we need to stand on these spots to start. I'll take the red." said Harry
"I've got green." said Pansy
"I'll get the blue." Said Cho
"I guess I'll get the yellow." Finished Samantha
They all stepped onto the colored squares and a small version of Professor Dumbledore appeared in front of them. It looked like it had been some how recorded before hand. The miniature Dumbledore raised his hand and smiled brightly. The recording then spoke "Magic of incantation see duo." And disappeared. With that the letters on the board shuffled and Harry's red square lit up. Harry assumed it was his turn and leaned in to put his right foot onto the closest r. Next it was Samantha, who clumsily fell onto the e right between Harry's legs with her left hand. Then it was Cho's turn, she hopped on one foot to the v as she stood toe-to-toe with Harry and smiled at him. Pansy took the least subtle route in an obvious attempt to get under Cho's skin as she placed her right hand on the extra e between Harry's legs and 'accidentally' pushing her breasts into contact with his thigh. Harry fought with all his strength to keep his hormones at bay but in the process tumbled forward, pushing Cho back into his fall. Luckily, he managed to not only catch himself with a strangely placed a but also he caught her from falling onto the board as she kept her foot firmly in place.
At that particular moment group had the good fortune to have Ron's posse, that included Draco Malfoy, to pass by with a snickering group of teenage girls in tow. Harry wished he could die right then as Draco began chanting "Harry's harem, Harry's harem." And Ron's face turned the exact shade of his hair.
When they were out of sight the next two turns ended without incident but apparently Pansy had not gotten over the need to get under Cho's skin and went for the o on Harry's left side with her right foot successfully placing her crotch on the small of Harry's back in the process. With a loud click a knob appeared on the door and it swung open. Having completed the task before them, the four collapsed in an obscene pile of sweaty bodies on the floor. After waiting there for few seconds to regain his breath he realized that he was still quite on top of Cho with Pansy and Samantha. Cho grinned roguishly at and whispered in his ear. "Isn't it a little kinky to do this out side?" She purred.
Harry sprung from the pile with inhuman strength and renewed stamina, while knocking Pansy and Samantha in opposite directions. "Well, um guys we need to get settled in, I'll scout the house see if there are any, um monsters in the closets or such things." Harry dashed off into the house with his face just as bright red as Ron's had been minutes earlier.
When they had all gone inside Dumbledore's recording appeared again, scratching his head. "Not quite what I had hoped for, but they work together." He shrugged his shoulders and dissapeared.