DISCLAMER: singing I own RK and you don't!

:lawyers approach with a kadachi:

Okay okay, I don't own it, I'm just playing around with the characters, happy?

Swords (To the tune of Math from 'School of Rock')

Seiijyurou Hiko featuring Kenshin Himura

HIKO:

A sword is a wonderful thing

Let's learn to torture Shishio

So come on with your sakabatou

And learn all about swords

A kadachi is...

KENSHIN:

Aoshi's sword?

HIKO:

That's right!

A zanza is...

KENSHIN:

One of Sano's weapons?

HIKO:

Nailed it!

And how many slash movements in one kendo

What is the answer Kenshin?

KENSHIN:

Nine

HIKO:

No, it's eight

KENSHIN:

No, it's nine

HIKO:

Yes I was just testing you

It's nine

And that's a magic number...

(A/N: Our first try at fan fics... flame, praise, anything! We want feedback!)

oox