Disclaimer: So not mine, so not fair. I wish I owned it, though, cause then I'd be a puppet master and bend Goren (who's oddly good looking, it's like he shouldn't be, but he is… anyways, on with it) and Eames to my will and they would have really kissed and probably been married by now.

A/N: I couldn't resist. This seems to happen to me a lot. My imagination is running off with me here… I have to hold on, so when you get to the end, just review, please!

Halloween Honeys

"So, Alex." Goren leaned forward conspiratorly. "How did you know immediately what that gold suit was?"

"What?" She looked up distractedly.

"When we were in that woman's hotel room. You picked up that… bathing suit off the floor and knew exactly what it was."

She looked at him oddly. "You didn't know?"

He shook his head. "As much as I hate to admit that there is something I don't know, I had no clue."

"Oh, my god! You might just be the last decent man in the universe." At his bemused look, she explained. "It's like the Playboy Bunny costume. That's what that 'Gentleman's Priveledge' is, really. A Playboy spinoff."

Goren blushed slightly. "Ah." After a few more minutes of paperwork, he finally couldn't resist. "Alex?"

"Yeah?" From the look on his face, she thought she knew exactly what he was going to ask.

"Have you ever worn one of those?" His mind was working overtime, conjuring images of his partner in that skimpy costume.

She blinked rapidly several times. "And if I had, I'd tell you… why?"

Goren pouted slightly. Eames tried to steel herself against it, but it was no use. She felt her resolve crumbling. "All right, yes, I have." She glared across her desk at him. "But you don't get to tell anyone that, got it?"

His eyes had gone wide, and his mouth dropped open. "You HAVE?"

She reached over and clasped a hand over his mouth. "Be quiet! Do you want everyone to know?' She pulled her hand back disgustedly as he licked her palm. "Eww!"

He grinned. "You were asking for it!"

"Ugh." She wiped her hand hard on her jeans, making a face.

"So, when did you wear that?"

She glared at him. "Why on Earth do you expect me to tell you these things?"

He smiled broadly, with an innocent face only Goren could possibly pull off. "Because you love me and I'm a great partner."

Eames blinked several times and looked at him. "I don't love you THAT much and you aren't the greatest partner." She laughed to take the sting out of her words. "But of course, I'll tell you anyway."

"Really?" He perked up, leaning forward to hunch across his desk. "I promise, your secret is safe with me."

"Fine." She leaned forward as well, whispering in his ear. "It was Halloween, and there was a guy at the Halloween party that I wanted to impress. And boy, did it work."

He sat straight up in his chair, blushing hard. Eames was grinning cheekily at him. "Shocking?"

"A little." Goren shook his head. "You always seemed so… straight-laced?"

Eames grinned, and stood up. Moving around the desk, she bent over in a weird sort of imitation of her partner's interrogation techniques. "Wanna find out how wild I can be?" When he turned his head to gape at her in shock, she winked and kissed him.

It only took him a second to respond, turning in his seat to put his hands on her neck. When she pulled back, he was gasping for breath. "What was that?"

"Me being a little more like one of those Honeys, honey. Ready to go?" She picked up her coat and headed for the elevator. Goren could only follow like a lost puppy.

A/N: Cute, pointless, and fluffy. Review, please.