Disclaimer: If we owned Rurouni Kenshin and Beauty and the Beast, pigs would fly!
flying pig passes by
Um… We still don't own it.
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Yumi and the Burnt (Beauty and the Beast)
Yumi and Shishio
Takes a little time
To soothen all his burns
She was always there
To give him all her love
Yumi and the Burnt
Neither did expect
Her to choose her loved
He was distracting
Rather disgusting
Yumi and the Burnt
They're like opposites
They are black and white
One's skin is so burnt
The other's skin so pale
Yumi and the Burnt
Guarded by Soujiro
House kept by Hoji
Considerately
Takes a damn big fight
For Shishio to burn
Yumi was worried
Shishio just laughed
Yumi and the Burnt
Met a lot of foes
Met a lot of friends
Unexpectedly
Juppon Gatana
Fought against their foes
All Shishio's wich
Must be their command
Yumi and the Burnt
Loved him from inside
Loved him for he is
Even though he's burnt
She loved him so much
Yumi and the Burnt
Loved each other so
Fairest match they are
As long as they lived
And each day passed by
The more they loved then
No matter he looked
They still loved each other
Yumi and the Burnt
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Yumi: Ah… this must be our anthem… (hugs Shishio tighter)
Shishio: Can't… breathe…
Baka Deshis: (sweatdrop) Anyway, thank you to all those who reviewed because those are the first we have had. Ever. Hope you enjoyed this chapter like I enjoyed the reviews!
ROLL THE RANDOM LISTS!
Things to do to annoy Shishio
1. Glue his sword to the sheathe.
2. Give him a book about Egyptian mummies.
3. Put sake in his green tea.
4. Give him fried or burnt food for his dinner.
5. Ask him how he keeps his skin tan.
6. Ask him who does his hair.
7. Tell him that you saw his cousin in the Ancient Egyptian exhebition at the museum.
8. Tell him Battousai can read his mind.
9. Threaten to kill Yumi.
10. Say his name through a megaphone over and over again.
Things Shishio Will Never Say
1. "Kenshin, I am your father. Come to the dark side and together we will rule the galaxy!"
2. (Singing) "Run, run, run as fast as you can. You can't catch me I'm the gingerbread man!"
3. (Singing) "Let there be peace on earth and let it begin with me!..."
4. (Singing) "I love you, you love me, we're one big family!"
5. "Let's all sing along with Barney!"
6. "Let's all play with my Barbie dolls!"
7. "Let's all have a tea party!"
8. "Kenshin, darling, love what you did to your hair!"
9. "My plan is to massacre Japan and burn it to the ground, but don't tell anyone Mr. Nice-Police-Man!"
10. "Soujiro, your mission is to give the Kenshin-gumi these rice cakes!"