A/N sorry between work and computer viruses, it's been almost impossible to type up this chapter let alone upload it.
THIS STORY WAS REVISED, ESPECIALLY THIS CHAPTER!!! I added in what was to be half of chapter 4 to make more space.

When they got up to the dormitory, Lindsay dragged Hermione over to her bed, she closed the curtains then cast a sealing and a silencing charm over them. "WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?????" Lindsay screamed at her sister. "Don't say stuff like that!"

"Like what?" Hermione asked innocently

"like bringing up very PRIVATE things that are NOT to be spoken of" Lindsay snapped.

"Nobody needs to know what's with the whole fraternal twin thing. Would you prefer I looked more like you, Because you know that CAN be arranged!" Lindsay said this last remark in a slightly threatening tone. "I've gotten you into deep hippogriff shit before and I can do it again!"

At this, Hermione's face went white and she gulped nervously.

"So, will we be mentioning my special... talents... to anyone?" Lindsay asked.

"No" Hermione muttered quietly.

"Good" Lindsay said, clearly relieved. "Well I'm pooped, so out of my bed, I need sleep!" and with that she kicked Hermione out of the curtains and closed them again.

At breakfast, Harry noticed a change in Lindsay's behaviour, she was still friendly and talkitive as she had been the day before, but she was no longer tormenting Hermione. Hermione was sitting quietly beside Neville reading a book... upside down... no, she was listening in on Ron and Lindsay's conversation through an extendable ear! Harry found this rather amusing, but he decided to stop it anyway.

He grabbed the end of the ear "Since when do you read books upside down? Or are you just jealous that Ron has a new friend?" he whispered.

This made Hermione jump. She quickly grabbed her things and left the hall, her face a vivid shade of pink.

Of course Lindsay and Ron were too caught up in their conversation to notice. Harry decided to interrupt. "Hey Ron, I was talking to McGonagall last night at dinner and she told me I was Quidditch Captain this year. So I was wondering when you think we should hold tryouts?"

"How about Thursday night? That gives everyone 2 days notice and we'll be on the pitch before
everyone else, give us more practice time." Ron answered.

"What positions need to be filled?" asked Lindsay

"Why? You thinking of trying out?" asked Harry jokingly.

"Actually, yes" she answered

"What do you play?" Ron asked "judging from your stature I'd guess you'd be a pretty good seeker, but that position's filled by Harry here." He said giving harry a pat on the back.

"Don't worry Harry, I don't want seeker, you can have it."

"Well we do need a chaser or two, but Ginny might get one of the spots, so you'll be lucky if you get in" stated Harry.

"I don't want chaser either, I play beater." Lindsay said brightly

At this Ron and Harry began to laugh "you? Play beater, but you're... what? About 5'3" and about 100 pounds? Can you even lift the bat? The other beaters would beat the tar out of you."

"You might be suprised. Well, I'm going to be off, I'm going to familiarise myself with the school a bit before class, what do we have first?" Lindsay asked.

"History of magic with Binns"

"The Ghost? I've heard of him, well I'll remember to bring a pillow to class then shall I? See you later!" and with that, she left.

A/N sorry for the short chapter, but what I'm planning on doing is having MANY short chapters, rather than some long ones. Mainly because I have several SMALL ideas and they all fit together well, they just would not flow smoothly in longer chapters. I'll write another one when I can, I know where I wanna go from here, I'm just working on how to get there.