If I Am A Poet, I Don't Know It

A/N: I am in a rather poetic mood (Dear God, did I just sound like Colin Craven from the Secret Garden?! 00;) and I thought…that I would write some poems for the SK Group! Nheh…well pulls at collar nervously nonetheless, 'tis a poetry collection, and though I am a terrible poet beyond all means of rescue, I do hope you enjoy it…if you request a character or pairing and you haven't FLAMED me yet, then I will probably do it unless I cannot stand that character/pairing However, if you flame, Hao will burn you…actually, flames only make me laugh, but still…squinty eyes if you flame, Hao will burn. YOUMEFLAME HAO-SAMA'S PYRO ATTACK…. Toodle loo!

Disclaimer: Roses are red. Violets are blue. Me no own Shaman King. So you no sue.- LOL, I fell in love with it when I read it somewhere, sorry whoever I stole this from…well, that is certainly PATHETIC, I don't even own my own DISCLAIMER...

A Flaming Tragedy- Dedicated to All of the Dear Flamers

A/N: I was dreadfully bored, and I decided to write a poem dedicated to the wonderful flamers in this world…I have not been flamed yet, thank (insert deity of choice here). But this is for all of the terrible flamers….There is a sequel to this next chappie where the SK Gang gets sweet revenge

Innocent writers are under attack

By warriors with flame throwers and all donning black

A bloodthirsty bunch with abominable goals

To depress even the most upbeat writer down to their soul

With terrible grammar and expletives a many

Their names are foolish and they are running a plenty

All the evil flamers should be sent to Hell

The authors are uniting, a toll of the bell

In a breadbasket flamers shall die

Hao will kill 4kids, and make them cry.

But this poem's about flamers

And so I must confess

I know that flamers have imagined

Yohmei when he's not completely dressed!

A bit of humor for the authors who have been so victimized

Let us unite against the flamers,

And leave them traumatized!
For flamers

Jeanne wants retribution, while Faustie just wants death

Ren wants electrocution, and Horo wants dragon's breath.

Those nasty evil flamers have been nagging us enough

It's time to stop the begging and it's time to get rough!
But since we are just authors, and sit at coms all day

We'll use the beloved SK gang as tools to make them pay!