If I Am A Poet, I Don't Know It

A/N: I am in a rather poetic mood (Dear God, did I just sound like Colin Craven from the Secret Garden?! 00;) and I thought…that I would write some poems for the SK Group! Nheh…well pulls at collar nervously nonetheless, 'tis a poetry collection, and though I am a terrible poet beyond all means of rescue, I do hope you enjoy it…if you request a character or pairing and you haven't FLAMED me yet, then I will probably do it unless I cannot stand that character/pairing However, if you flame, Hao will burn you…actually, flames only make me laugh, but still…squinty eyes if you flame, Hao will burn. YOUMEFLAME HAO-SAMA'S PYRO ATTACK…. Toodle loo!

Disclaimer: Roses are red. Violets are blue. Me no own Shaman King. So you no sue.- LOL, I fell in love with it when I read it somewhere, sorry whoever I stole this from…well, that is certainly PATHETIC, I don't even own my own DISCLAIMER...

A Flaming Tragedy Part Two- Dedicated to All of the Dear Flamers

A/N: The sequel to A Flaming Tragedy, this is when our beloved SK Group gets revenge on the Flamers! Power to the authors! Alleluia! This is fur alle the depressed writers as I am who have carpal tunnel and writer's block and get flamed for not updating…God I am so hating Aisubeki Dearest right now, and a story I haven't posted yet but am working on! Ah! I hate updating right now…I am far too busy…00

The time has come, the time to rise

And give those swords some exercise

And we will use the SK Group

To lay down the judgement and lay down the poop. (A/N: What else rhymes with group that would be better? )

The sentence above makes not very much sense,

But this is the authoress' poem and hence,

She's tired of rhyming and needs a rest.

So, hurry SK Gang, carry on our hope

We want our dear writers to cease to mope

The flamers have armies there is simply no doubt

That you will all have a war to go about

But we know you will win and that is because

You also have with you Captain Kuro's claws! (A/N: Me a Cap'n Kuro fan….00 I am also a KayaXUsopp fan! )

Hao will use fire and Horo will use ice

To make the flamers die and make authors feel nice

Faust shall be fighting, Yoh shall as well

And Jeanne will send all of the flamers to hell!

Lyserg shall use Morphine, and the authors shall win

And then we can all celebarate by kicking flamers in the shins

A moment of destiny, we simply cannot wait

For the shamans to win and to open the gate

To safer reviewing and fishie bait (A/N: I haven't the foggiest why I put that down…00;)

Though we authors at home are now feeling blue,

Believe what I am saying, it's amazingly true!

Don't think for a second that I am sniffing glue!

We'll win and an uproar will be sure to start

And the battle ends with a flamer with a stake through his heart!

And so the poem ends with a sense of elation

Because the shamans just won and took the flamers

To the police station!

And saved our Author Nation!

They're a sensation!