Boshi's Story
PART 2
Disclaimer: All characters belong to Nintendo.
Note: This is my first fan-fic, so if there is anything I can improve on, please tell me. Thank you!
Narrator: The last time we saw Boshi, he ran into Luigi on his quest to find out which evil villain made the Green Yoshi dangerously ill. Let's see what happens next.
Boshi: Um… what's with the weird raccoon getup? Is it some weird fad that I never heard of?
Luigi: (Looks a little confused) Uh…no. I don't really believe in fads. This is a special power-up item that turns me into a part raccoon creature so I can fly. (He takes out a weird-shaped leaf out from his pocket) It's called a 'Tanooki leaf.'
(They stand there in silence, trying to start up a conversation.)
Boshi: So… you're Luigi, Mario's brother? I kind of hate to say this, but I loathe your brother. He defeated me in a foot race with the help of Green Yoshi. I think that's the reason why I hate both of them.
(Luigi gives a look)
Boshi: (fuming). …That's right…It's because they think they're all better than me! I'll show them…I'LL SHOW THEM ALL!…..
…Oh yeah, I forgot to say… why are you looking for a certain baddie like I am?
Luigi: (Starts to look concerned) Well… It was the strangest thing I think that's ever happened between Mario and myself. It was a nice evening… but something went wrong…very wrong.
(There's a flashback to when Mario and Luigi were about to have a nice quiet dinner at home)
(Luigi finished making a bunch of pasta, Italian style)
Luigi: MARIO! Dinner's ready! I made your favorite! Pasta with sweet sour meatballs and Parmesan cheese!
(In the next room, Mario was sitting in a small chair with armrests, and the only light illuminating in the room was coming from his old television set. There was nothing but static on the TV, but Mario just sat there and did nothing about it. It was like a scene from a horror movie)
Luigi: (starting to worry a bit) Mario…You okay?
(Mario was starting to forcefully grip the armrests and sweating violently. His eyes were starting to get very big, practically popping out of his head, but Luigi didn't see this)
Luigi: Mario! Is something wrong?
(Mario collapsed to the ground)
Luigi: MARIO! (He ran over, dropping his share of pasta to the floor) MARIO, SAY SOMETHING!
(Mario did not budge)
Luigi: I better call the hospital! He might have finally gotten a heart attack from eating too much crap! Stupid Mario!
(He ran over to get his cell phone, but he realized that he forgot to charge it up, so it doesn't work. Plus, he has "Verizon," and they suck.)
Luigi: Slippin' rippin' dang fang rotten zarg barg a DING DONG! This is so inconvenient!
(He ran over to the other phone in the kitchen…
…But then he saw that the phone cord was ripped from the wall.)
Narrator: Then, amazingly, right there in the doorway, for no apparent reason, Mario had the other half of the cord in his hand, and jolts of electricity were popping out. Mario had the most evil look within his face. If that wasn't enough, he was drooling too. His eyes had a vacant, evil look that could scar little children. This event, of course, made Luigi almost crap his pants. The only thing that Luigi could let out was a muffled high-pitched scream that no one could hear.
Luigi: (Looking very concerned)…And that was how I died on that sad, sad day.
Boshi: (gives a weird smirk) You really are an idiot. Do you realize that if you really died, you wouldn't be here right now telling me this story?
Luigi: (He is in deep thought) ……………Oh. I think I must've fainted then. That's all I remember.
Boshi: No shit, Sherlock.
Luigi: Well, the point is that Mario actually attacked me, and that just isn't normal.
Boshi: Hmmm… I have a question.
Luigi: Yeah?
Boshi: Would you like to accompany me on my journey? It seems that we're looking for the same enemy.
Luigi: (He is very surprised and wide eyed) What…? Y-You actually want me to come with you?
Boshi: Sure. Why not?
Luigi: Wow! Thank you! Thank you! No one has ever asked me something like that in a very long time! This is why I stayed home from Prom and never went to school because I was stuffed into lockers…
Boshi: Ummmm… Glad to make at least one people-person happy.
Luigi: Just one little question… Do you know where we're going?
Boshi: Yeah. I have the villain's scent. We're going the right way.
(They are walking along toward a desert area)
Boshi: I want to ask you something… You said that Mario had a vacant and evil look in his eyes and was drooling… That's the same kind of description that Green Yoshi has. The only difference is that he isn't running around scaring little children with his evil look.
(Boshi's eyes widen slowly)
Boshi:………Unless it hasn't happened yet…
(Cut to Yoshi's island, Green Yoshi's house)
Black Yoshi: HE'S MAD, I TELL YA…MAD! (He hops out of the Green Yoshi's house with his scarf wrapped around him like if he was a mummy)
(There is a shadowy figure on top of Green Yoshi's house. It was Green Yoshi himself, but there was evil overshadowing him.)
Narrator: Like if he had the keen senses of an antelope, the Green Yoshi was seeking something. Through his empty eyes, he spots something in the distance, the place to which he was being called. Then, he ran toward the horizon of an unknown land with great speed…and why the heck do I sound so dramatic? This is like "The Discovery Channel." Yikes.
(There is a Yellow Yoshi trying to run after the speedy little Green Yoshi, but he is too late, because he is incredibly fat and slow)
Yellow: Come back, you stupid son of a-…(he immediately falls asleep on the ground.)
(The other Yoshis around him all have sweat drops slowly dropping from their heads. They are extremely embarrassed)
A random Red Yoshi: (shouting) WE NEED SOMEONE TO KEEP A EYE ON GREEN YOSHI! (Turns to Black Yoshi) We need your help!
Black Yoshi: Huh? Wait-
(Red Yoshi stuffs the Black Yoshi into a cannon)
(He shoots the cannon, the Black Yoshi is screaming like a little girl until he turns into a twinkle in the sky)
Red Yoshi: Mission accomplished!
(The large groups of Yoshis are cheering, but one Yoshi in the group storms right up to the Red Yoshi)
White Yoshi: (Yelling) WHAT DID YOU IDIOTS DO WITH MY HUSBAND!
Red Yoshi and company: (they all have blank looks)……………………We don't know.
White Yoshi: GAHHHHHHHHH!
(She bitch-slaps the Red Yoshi repeatedly; he begs for pity but it doesn't work)
(Cuts back to Boshi and Luigi)
(They are in the desert. Luigi appears fine, but Boshi is starting to get very tired and sweaty.)
Boshi: Ugh… this desert…so hot… need… food…or…water…or…better sentence structure.
(Then Boshi sees something in the distance. To Boshi, it looked like a super happy tree heart fruit.)
Boshi: (Thinking) Hey…I heard about those! I'll eat it and then I'll have enough strength to go through this vile desert.
(He lashes out his long tongue, but as his tongue reached closer to the fruit…the fruit changed its shape and color…)
(Boshi eats the 'so-called-fruit', but something isn't right about it. He didn't feel any stronger.)
Boshi: Is this super happy fruit defective?
Narrator: It was then that Boshi started to not feel like himself. His eyes started to get larger and smaller uncontrollably. He started to hallucinate. The motionless desert turned into a lively festivity with dancing cactuses, singing rocks and the sun that was beating down on him had a pair of shades on and was dancing in the muddled sky. In the background, there were flashing colors that could give seizures.
Luigi: STOP! YOU JUST ATE A FUZZY! DON'T YOU KNOW ANYTHING!
Narrator: Boshi couldn't hear what Luigi was yelling to him. He became completely delusional concerning all the real things around him. Heeeeee wassss STONED.
Luigi: Boshi, any Yoshi on Yoshi's island knows that if they touch or eat any types of fuzzies, they go completely crazy!
Narrator: And that was when Boshi blacked out. STOOOOOOOOONED!
When he woke up, he realized he was flying in the air. Luigi was still powered up by the 'Tanooki leaf' he had earlier.
Luigi: Hey! You're finally awake! I was starting to worry. We're almost to where we needed to go and-…
Boshi: (Cuts him off) …-Are you touching me?
Luigi: (a little nervous) I'm just holding on to you… (His voice gets a bit loud and serious)…SO YOU WON'T FALL TO THE GROUND LIKE A SPLATTERED PIZZA!
Boshi: (Has a whimpered look) Okay. I'll shut up now.
(They land at a giant and magnificently evil castle that neither of them saw before.)
Boshi: (In a heroic-like voice, determined) Today, we fight. Today, we conquer. TODAY, WE MAKE HISTORY! (Turns around slowly) …Are you with me, Luigi?
(Boshi is standing by himself. A bunch of tumbleweed comes and goes. A sweat drop slowly falls on his head.)
Boshi: (annoyed) Luigi, where are you?
(Luigi is slowly emerging from underneath Boshi's collar. what the…? That's not physically possible)
Luigi: (Looks very frightened) My apologies… but Bowser frightens me.
Boshi: I thought I told you that Bowser's not involved in this crisis. Don't worry, I'll do what I can to have your back.
Luigi: Really? That makes me feel a bit better.
Boshi: Hey, you helped me before in the desert. I suppose I can help you now. Come on. (He actually gives him a small smile!)
(They head towards the castle)
Narrator: Wow. I never thought that would happen. You actually smiled.
Boshi: (Very angry) Shut the (beep) up.
Narrator: Uh… listen. I'm just the voice for this story…
Boshi: By the time I'm through with you, you won't have a voice!
Narrator: AAAAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
To be continued in part 3, hopefully before Boshi kicks the crap out of the narrator for being so freaking annoying
Ha! You probably didn't think this was going to get weirder, but it is…IT IS!
Okay. That's all I'm going to really say for right now.
Please review! Thanks!