Boshi's Story
PART 3
Disclaimer: All characters belong to Nintendo.
Note: This is my first fan-fic, so if there is anything I can improve on, please tell me. Thank you!
Narrator: The last time we left our 'wannabe heroes,' they were heading in the mysteriously evil-infested castle.
Boshi: (Whispering) Okay. We're in. Lets use a stealth technique to get around these mediocre bad guys.
Luigi: (Whispering) Agreed!
(Then out of nowhere, there's stereotypical spy music in the background)
Boshi: (Whispering) Shut the music off you stupid narrator! (He lashes out his tongue to frighten the teller of tales)
Narrator: (Whispering) Fine! Fine! Just thought you wanted your own theme music. Da da da DAAAAAAA!
Luigi: (Whispering with some relief) Thank you, Boshi.
(They sneak around to see if they can find 'the boss.' They come across a very dusty room with two shyguys guarding the door.)
Boshi: (Whispering) I think we found what we were looking for! Hee, hee!
(Luigi has a bizarre look on his face. It is kind of scrunched)
Boshi: (Whispering and also looking a little worried) What's wrong?
Luigi: (Whispering with some unease and is starting to sweat) I got to sneeze really badly….
Boshi: (Whispering and starting to panic) Oh-no… come on… you can hold it! I know you can!
(Luigi is looking more uncomfortable, so he quickly holds his nose tightly with his hands)
Boshi: (Whispering): Don't explode… please…?
Narrator: It was then when Luigi let out one of the biggest sneezes ever recorded. The sneeze practically blew his shoes off to show that he was wearing little red and white-striped socks. The shyguys quickly look over in their direction.
Luigi: (Wiping his nose with a tissue he had in his pocket while putting his shoes back on) Ugh… they got to dust out this room sometime… this would never pass the 'white glove test.'
Narrator: Luigi, was that stupid line in 'Luigi's Mansion?'
Luigi: (Begins to look surprised) Whoa… I didn't even think about that! Extraordinarily creepy!
Narrator: …Lets get back to the story. You're annoying me.
(There is a poorly animated chase scene with the two shyguys, Boshi and Luigi. After a while, they enter a huge fancy room)
Boshi: (admiring the room) Trippy! (Looks back at the entrance in which they came in) …Hey… how come they aren't chasing us anymore?
(The shyguys close a giant door that was the entrance to the room)
Luigi: (Sarcastically) We're trapped. Woot. Have you noticed how cliché events like this are getting?
Boshi: …I wouldn't know. This is my first real adventure.
Narrator: Then in the distance of the giant fancy room, there stood a huge figure engulfed in shadow…
…It was Bowser, king of the Koopas, in all his glory.
Luigi: (frustrated) Hey! You said Bowser wasn't involved in this!
Boshi…I'm kind of confused too, Luigi…But guess what, we can still kick his ass!
(Bowser comes out from the shadows.)
Luigi: (Looking at Bowser strangely) Boshi, I think you're starting to rub off on others.
(Boshi then looks at Bowser and he is becoming very angry)
Boshi: THAT DUMB IDIOT! HE STOLE MY LOOK!
(Bowser had a pair of large shades on!)
Boshi: (Running over to Bowser with great fury) I WANT TO BE DIFFERENT! MY MOMMY SAID I WAS UNIQUE! NO ONE COPIES ME… NOBODY!
(He starts to beat up Bowser really roughly)
(Luigi looks on with amazement and disgust with Bowser's fate)
(Boshi finishes out Bowser with a pound attack.)
Boshi: (Very boastful) Ha! Look at this slob! I defeated Bowser! That was easy!
Luigi: (looking concerned) Yeah…
Boshi: What is it?
Luigi: You're right. That was way too easy…unless…
(Luigi goes over to Bowser and removes his shades.)
(Bowser also has a vacant look within the eyes and an eerie atmosphere surrounded him.)
Boshi: (surprised) That's the same look Green Yoshi had!
Luigi: (surprised) That's the same look my brother had!
Boshi: There's a connection here… I know it! (Thinking deeply) It's on the tip of my tongue… dealing out… dealing out…I just know it's there somewhere…
(Looks back over) I have no clue. (Luigi falls over anime style)
Luigi: (Also thinking deeply) I think I might know why they are infected while we aren't.
Boshi: Okay wise guy… why?
Luigi: …I personally think it's because they are famous characters of the series and we aren't.
Evil voice: We personally think you are correct.
(Boshi and Luigi quickly look to the sound source of the voice.)
Evil voice: Yes Luigi. You are right about your opinion. We are the ones that did this so-called-horrible-deed…but it was a deed that needed to be made for.
(Boshi and Luigi continue to listen to the anonymous villain.)
Evil voice: How were we able to accomplish this? Why, with the help of our black boos.
Luigi: Black boos? Those things only appeared in one part of a game.
Evil voice: Exactly. But don't you know that black boos are one of the most powerful species of boo ever created?
Boshi: This is freaking me out.
Evil voice: (continues to dish out information.) …We ordered these boos to take over the bodies of your friends and family. Through vigorous training, we taught them how to completely possess creatures from humans like Mario, to bumbling idiots like Bowser.
Luigi: Why? Why are you doing this, whoever you are?
Evil Voice: "Whoever you are." That is why.
Boshi: Huh?
Evil Voice: No one knows who we are anymore. No one respects us anymore. It was like we were invisible. It was like…we never existed.
Bowser was the first to go. He threw me out of the villain business like if I were a bag of rotten potatoes. He was staring in lots of games, more than I could dream of. I wanted revenge. Then Mario was the second one to go. Come on! Mario was in WAY too many games for goodness sake! It was always things like 'Mario tennis,' 'Mario golf,' 'Mario party," 'Mario party 12039483'… It just got ridiculous!
(Luigi looks up and starts to get angry)
Then Yoshi was my latest victim. He was probably the most recognizable Dinosaur in the whole stinking world! He needed to be punished.
(Boshi looks up and starts to cheer out loud)
(Luigi is surprised by Boshi's reaction, so he kicks Boshi in the shin AND it was the same EXACT place the Purple Yoshi kicked him last time)
Boshi: (jumping around with even more pain than before) YYYYEEEEEEOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW! THAT WAS STILL HEALING!
(Then, Bowser slowly got back up from Boshi's beating and walked and stood where the voice was coming from.)
(Then, another figure comes into the scene. It's Mario, but not the Mario that Luigi knew. The two of them look like they are ready to fight and beat the crap out of them.)
Boshi: Well…two against two. This is fair- (CRRAAASSHHHH!)
(Through a shattered window, the evil Green Yoshi hops down and joins the cult of the threesome.)
Boshi: (Starting to get worried) Okay… now's it's an unfair fight.
(But then, like if it was on cue, the Black Yoshi with the scarf crashes through another window and lands between Boshi and Luigi.)
Boshi: Great… just when I thought things couldn't get any worse.
Black Yoshi: Whoa…what the heck's going on? I'm confused.
Luigi: It's a really long story.
Boshi: Enough games! Who are you?
(Then, three pairs of red glowing eyes appeared)
(The figure starts to approach the light)
Luigi: (Remembers something) Oh…I've seen you before! You were a boss somewhere…Y-You're umm…er…uhhh….
Villain: (Angry) ...I'm Triclyde, you idiot! I'm the three-headed snake of the desert level! And now, you're all going to breathe your last breath!
(Starts to manically snicker an evil laugh)
Narrator: Okay you guys. We have to leave the readers in anticipation now.
Boshi company: NOOOOOOOOOOO!
Boshi: Lets finish the story NOW!
Narrator: Sorry, orders are orders.
Black Yoshi: destroy the narrator!
Narrator: (running away from everybody) AHHHHHHHHHHH!
To be continued in part 4, so why don't you get a cookie or something while you wait.
So…what do you think so far? Weird? I thought so. Please review! Thanks!