Okay. After a hundred thousand years of putting it off, I'm starting to
write . . . again. Hurrah! Also, for people who have been dying for me to
write, just read my Midsummer Night's Dream parody, "Bite me, Bambi". It
should keep you entertained for a while.
I apologize to the lack of updates, I was having some personal issues, as well as major "I really don't wanna do this" issues. Heh. I really hope you guys are okay with this, I'm currently in the process of the next chappie. Yay! *throws confetti*
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Entry 1
Decided to keep a diary. Oh. Too feminine . . . journal sounds better. Ha. Now I can write about the havoc I wreak.
DAMAGE COUNT
Destroyed 3 villages
Hm. . . pretty good.
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Entry 2
Damn Amaranth. Made me into the Abhorsen's bloody servant.it wouldn't have been bad if she had put me in a manly form, but noooo, she had to put me in the body of a PANSY CAT! Ah, at least I can still turn into a creepy old man.
AH, now to list the pros and con's of being a cat.
PROS
Tuna
Milk . . . never told any of my demon friends that I liked milk.have a feeling they'd think I was a wimp.or a cat.
CONS
Cannot wreak havoc on a large scale
I'm a bloody cat!
Abhorsens are terrible housekeepers..
Hm . . .ah, well, at least I can wreak havoc on a small scale!
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Entry 3
ARGH! Been with this bloody line of wanna-be-necromancers for a bazillion generations! And now one of them has forbidden me from my manly form? Like, I think not! I am chained (not literally) to this house and I cannot even be a man in front of the ABHORSEN? This is highly unfair. I think I will destroy her paper work now...........
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I apologize to the lack of updates, I was having some personal issues, as well as major "I really don't wanna do this" issues. Heh. I really hope you guys are okay with this, I'm currently in the process of the next chappie. Yay! *throws confetti*
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Entry 1
Decided to keep a diary. Oh. Too feminine . . . journal sounds better. Ha. Now I can write about the havoc I wreak.
DAMAGE COUNT
Destroyed 3 villages
Hm. . . pretty good.
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Entry 2
Damn Amaranth. Made me into the Abhorsen's bloody servant.it wouldn't have been bad if she had put me in a manly form, but noooo, she had to put me in the body of a PANSY CAT! Ah, at least I can still turn into a creepy old man.
AH, now to list the pros and con's of being a cat.
PROS
Tuna
Milk . . . never told any of my demon friends that I liked milk.have a feeling they'd think I was a wimp.or a cat.
CONS
Cannot wreak havoc on a large scale
I'm a bloody cat!
Abhorsens are terrible housekeepers..
Hm . . .ah, well, at least I can wreak havoc on a small scale!
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Entry 3
ARGH! Been with this bloody line of wanna-be-necromancers for a bazillion generations! And now one of them has forbidden me from my manly form? Like, I think not! I am chained (not literally) to this house and I cannot even be a man in front of the ABHORSEN? This is highly unfair. I think I will destroy her paper work now...........
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