Songfic!
She was a woman on a mission
Here to drown him and forget him
So I set her up again to wash him down
"Okay, you guys know the plan." said Harry exhaustedly. He'd been up all night working on 'The Plan'.
Everyone nodded and Hermione sighed. It was her fault Harry was so tired. If only she hadn't gone out with Draco in the first place...
She had just about succeeded
When that low-down no good cheatin'
Good for nothin' came struttin' through the crowd
And speaking of Draco...
Someone tapped her on the shoulder and she whipped around "Draco!" she jumped back, surprised "How-?"
He interrupted her "Honey," he started
Ah he was layin' it on so thick
He never missed a lick
Professing his never ending love
"I know I havn't been the best boyfriend lately, but I really do mean well. And...I love you. I always will. You're the only girl for me." Hermione burst out laughing.
Oh but I never will forget
When she stood up and said
So I guess you think we're just gonna kiss and make up doncha?
"So you think I'm just gonna take you back, and ignore," she ticked off on her fingers, "Pansy, Blaise, Lavender, Padma...And, Oh, yeah, Milicent?!" she snorted. Draco looked shocked.
That's when she said..
Why don't you kiss, kiss this
And I don't mean on my rosy red lips
Me and you, we're through
"You wanted to play my game, but you didn't bother reading the rules." She sighed. "Well, too bad for you."
And there's only one thing left for you to do
You just come on over here one last time
And pucker up and close your eyes
And kiss this goodbye
She snapped her fingers and Harry handed her a suitcase. "Here's your stuff. Now how about getting out of my way?"
Draco seemed to have regained his composure.
"You think I'M gonna move for YOU?"
Well the next thing I recall
She had him back against the wall
Chewin' him like a bulldog on a bone
She was puttin' him in his place
And I mean right up in his face
Draggin' him down a list of done me wrongs
She pushed him over, so his back was against the Slytherin table. "Yeah, I think you are. 'Cuz if you don't, I'm gonna tell everyone everything." She smiled menacingly, "Actually, I think I'm gonna tell them anyway. Just for fun."
Well it was just about now
That the crowd gathered 'round
They've come to watch him pay for his every sin
By this time Harry and Ron had rounded quite a few students to crowd around and make it so the teachers couldn't get in to break it up.
She called him everything under the sun
And when we thought that she was done
She reared back and she let him have it again, man
She pushed the suitcase into his chest. "I think you'll want this." When he didn't grab it, she let it drop and it popped open, revealing many packages of unopened langire and what must have been hundreds of love notes.
She said, she said...
Why don't you kiss, kiss this
And I don't mean on my rosy red lips
Me and you, we're through
"Oops." she chuckled, then shrugged.
And there's only one thing left for you to do
You just come on over here one last time
Pucker up and close your eyes
And kiss this
"Well, it's your own fault for not taking it when you had the chance."
Kiss this
And I don't mean on my rosy red lips
Me and you, we're through
She stepped back and started to walk away, but stopped. "Oh, and just in case you havn't realized it yet, it's over. So.." she nodded to the mess on the floor. "...You might be able to get your money back."
And there's only one thing left for you to do
You just come on over here one last time
Pucker up and close your eyes
And kiss this goodbye
Kiss this goodbye
(See ya)
Then she turned antd walked off, leaving Draco to fume in peace.
She was a woman on a mission
Here to drown him and forget him
So I set her up again to wash him down
"Okay, you guys know the plan." said Harry exhaustedly. He'd been up all night working on 'The Plan'.
Everyone nodded and Hermione sighed. It was her fault Harry was so tired. If only she hadn't gone out with Draco in the first place...
She had just about succeeded
When that low-down no good cheatin'
Good for nothin' came struttin' through the crowd
And speaking of Draco...
Someone tapped her on the shoulder and she whipped around "Draco!" she jumped back, surprised "How-?"
He interrupted her "Honey," he started
Ah he was layin' it on so thick
He never missed a lick
Professing his never ending love
"I know I havn't been the best boyfriend lately, but I really do mean well. And...I love you. I always will. You're the only girl for me." Hermione burst out laughing.
Oh but I never will forget
When she stood up and said
So I guess you think we're just gonna kiss and make up doncha?
"So you think I'm just gonna take you back, and ignore," she ticked off on her fingers, "Pansy, Blaise, Lavender, Padma...And, Oh, yeah, Milicent?!" she snorted. Draco looked shocked.
That's when she said..
Why don't you kiss, kiss this
And I don't mean on my rosy red lips
Me and you, we're through
"You wanted to play my game, but you didn't bother reading the rules." She sighed. "Well, too bad for you."
And there's only one thing left for you to do
You just come on over here one last time
And pucker up and close your eyes
And kiss this goodbye
She snapped her fingers and Harry handed her a suitcase. "Here's your stuff. Now how about getting out of my way?"
Draco seemed to have regained his composure.
"You think I'M gonna move for YOU?"
Well the next thing I recall
She had him back against the wall
Chewin' him like a bulldog on a bone
She was puttin' him in his place
And I mean right up in his face
Draggin' him down a list of done me wrongs
She pushed him over, so his back was against the Slytherin table. "Yeah, I think you are. 'Cuz if you don't, I'm gonna tell everyone everything." She smiled menacingly, "Actually, I think I'm gonna tell them anyway. Just for fun."
Well it was just about now
That the crowd gathered 'round
They've come to watch him pay for his every sin
By this time Harry and Ron had rounded quite a few students to crowd around and make it so the teachers couldn't get in to break it up.
She called him everything under the sun
And when we thought that she was done
She reared back and she let him have it again, man
She pushed the suitcase into his chest. "I think you'll want this." When he didn't grab it, she let it drop and it popped open, revealing many packages of unopened langire and what must have been hundreds of love notes.
She said, she said...
Why don't you kiss, kiss this
And I don't mean on my rosy red lips
Me and you, we're through
"Oops." she chuckled, then shrugged.
And there's only one thing left for you to do
You just come on over here one last time
Pucker up and close your eyes
And kiss this
"Well, it's your own fault for not taking it when you had the chance."
Kiss this
And I don't mean on my rosy red lips
Me and you, we're through
She stepped back and started to walk away, but stopped. "Oh, and just in case you havn't realized it yet, it's over. So.." she nodded to the mess on the floor. "...You might be able to get your money back."
And there's only one thing left for you to do
You just come on over here one last time
Pucker up and close your eyes
And kiss this goodbye
Kiss this goodbye
(See ya)
Then she turned antd walked off, leaving Draco to fume in peace.