Disclaimer: Don't own any of them
Spoilers: None that I know of
Pairing: Tony/Kate
Rated: PG

Chpt. 2

"So boss, what exactly does this undercover investigation entail?" Tony asked as he put down the file he had been reviewing since they had boarded the jet. "Are my lovely wife' and I allowed to explore all of the joys of marriage?" Tony was grinning wickedly at Gibbs who gave a sigh and looked back down at the evidence report that he had been reading. He had finally decided that Tony's goal in life was to annoy the hell out of Kate; he was just waiting to see what happened when he pushed too many of her buttons.

"Hey Tony, what's that on your shoe?" Kate asked casually
from herseat next to him on the plane. When Tony leaned forward to inspect his shoe, she smacked him upside his head.

"Ow! Kate, what the hell was that for?"

"What do you think?"

"We're supposed to be a happily married couple."

"When the plane lands, I'll act like I'm madly in love with you, but until then you're my annoying partner, who for some reason I put with."

"Because you're madly in love with me?" Tony ducked as Kate raised her hand again and poked her in a kidney which made her jump in her seat. "I'm warning you now Todd, you get me I get you."

"No one will be getting anyone as soon as this plane lands," Gibbs announced abruptly with an annoyed expression on his face."Let's go over your stories, Kate."

"I'm Caitlyn Dering Merisi from St. Louis, Missouri and I moved toWest Virginia with my husband Tony because he was made partner in his law firm and they needed someone to head up the new Virginia office. I myself am an architect and I just finished constructing a new restaurant called, Oubliez Paris. We have no children but are
planning on beginning to try within the year. I have one sisterwhose name is Kelly and is married to Brian Fulke; they are pregnant with their first children, twin girls. My parents have been happily married for forty-two years and still live in St. Louis."

"Good, DiNozzo?"

"I'm Anthony Michael Merisi who graduated from Washington University Law School with honors and got a job right away in the Ainsworth and Ackeman law firm. Wash U. was where I met Kate and fell madly in love. I have two brothers and a sister who died when she was three. My oldest brother's name is Andrew who lives with his longtime girlfriend Melanie. My other brother Scott is married to a woman named Stephanie and they have two boys and are expecting a girl in the fall. My parents are divorced and have both remarried. My father and his wife Laura live in Florida and my mom and her husband Ned live in South Carolina."

"Good and how did you two meet?"

"Tony was throwing a Frisbee in the quad with his friend Luke, who was also his best man at our wedding, and it hit me in the head. He just smiled at me and apologized, I knew then that I was going to marry him."

"When were you married?"

"On October 14, 1999, happiest day of my life." Tony smiled sweetly at Kate and pretended to lean in for a kiss but before he got any closer, Kate grabbed his face with one hand and smushed his cheeks together.

"Gibbs, am I seriously going to have to kiss this guy? Cuz if so, I'm gonna need a raise." The knowledge of how couples are supposed to act had finally hit her. She and Tony would be constantly touching, holding hands, and perhaps even kissing. The idea of being
that close to Tony for a few days sent a shiver up her spine that she knew wasn't from disgust.

Tony finally got out of Kate's grasp and rubbed his jaw with a hurt expression on his face.

"We'll cross that bridge when we get to it Kate." Over the intercom the pilot announced they would be landing in a few minutes.

Tony cracked another thousand-watt smile, "its show time."