Day 2: Baseball
Once again, we find Goku and Gohan getting ready to play America's favorite pastime, baseball. Let's move in closer to see what they're using as a baseball. HOLY CRAP! No Goku! Not the four star dragonball! (sudden shattering noise)
"NO! My chances for world domination are gone for good. Mai, Schoo! ANIALATE HIM!"
By this time Goku finally remembered this idiot from his childhood. "Oh, Gohan, Goten. I want you to meet this poor idiot from my childhood. His name is Emperor Peloff. Peloff, I would like for you to meet my sons."
(He called me an idiot! But he may be right, but that ain't the point!) Peloff had been in deep concentration for some time. "Let's get out of here! Bloody retard!" he said in a Sean Connery type voice.
This hurt Goku enough to kill for fun. "KA-ME-HA-ME-HAAA!"
"This is going to hurt a lot."
"I is wot a wetard!"
Gohan was worried that he was going to have to lock his dad up as well. Then he noticed that the four star dragonball was shattered into approximately, 8,942,754 and a half pieces. "Hey dad, could this be the reason he was mad. Well, nevertheless, nothin a little duck tape can't fix!"
"I'M FREE! AS FREE AS A BIRD!"
"Is that….no it couldn't be, could it?" But Gohan's worst fear #28 clearly states that Pan had broke free and she had a lot of chocolate! But in this case she had to have coffee, you remember in the prologue and all
right.
"I'm Pan, the one and only kid to be locked in a six sided trampoline for three days without food or water!"
Bewildered by Pan's overactive stupidity, he decided to say this one thing. "Pan, honey, it's only been a day since we left you there."
"REALLY! They told me that they bound and gagged me and left me for dead before I blew them to smithereenies!"
"BUU WANT CANDY NOW! TURN YOU INTO CHOCOLATE!"
"OH-SHUTUP! Go on to day three will ya! None of this was to happen in day two! I mean dang man, why don't you look at the script!"