I may not update as frequently as I did this week, for I'll be busy starting next week. Still, wait for updates.
Chapter 3 – Homestar Finally Makes an Appearance!
In the Nubian flying away, Senor noticed something important.
"There's not enough power to take us to Coruscant. The hyper drive is leaking," announced Senor.
"We need to stop somewhere to refuel and repor the ship," said Coach Z.
Coach Z and Strong Bad studied the star chart on the monitor. Strong Bad pointed to a planet on the chart, "Here Coach, Tatooine, small, poor, out of the Trade Federation's way."
"HOW can you be so SURE?" asked Captain Mouth.
"It's controlled by the da huuuuuudges," explained Coach Z.
"NEVER!" exclaimed Captain Mouth.
"It's risky and sandy, and I hate it there, but there's no alternative," explained Strong Bad.
"NEVER! Da huuuuuudges are a, something bad, and UGLY, and FAT! If they DISCOVERED her…" began Captain Mouth.
"It'd be the same as landing on a Trade Forderation planet, except da hordges don't know Queen Marzipala, giving us an advantage," explained Coach Z.
In the conference room of the Trade Federation battleship, Blue Laser and his minion were talking to the hologram of Darth Sidious.
"WE CONTROL THE FREAKIN' CITY AND ARE SEARCHING IN OTHER SETTLEMENTS…" began Blue Laser.
"Destroy all high-ranking officials slowly and quietly with some hot sauce included. Has Queen Marzipala signed the treaty yet?" asked Darth Sidious.
"SHE DISAPPEARED! A NUBIAN WENT THROUGH OUR BLOCKADE!" replied Blue Laser.
"Then find her, you dolt of a Viceroy!" shouted Darth Sidious.
"BUT IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO FIND HER IN OUR RANGE!"
"Not for a Sith…" began Darth Sidious as a hologram of a second hooded Sith lord appeared by Darth Sidious. The Sith lord looked like his head was black, because it was black, as well as his body.
"Viceroy, this is my apprentice, Lord Stick. He will find your lost ship," said Darth Sidious.
"OKAY, MY LORD!" screeched Blue Laser as the holograms disappeared, "CRAP, THERE ARE TWO OF THEM NOW!"
"We should not have made this bargain, sir," said the minion.
"YES WE SHOULD!" shouted Blue Laser.
In the queen chamber of the Nubian, the Jedis, Captain Mouth, and Homsar were in front of Queen Marzipala and her handmaidens.
"This HOMSAR SAVED our ship and lives!" said Captain Mouth.
"He's to be commended. What's his name?" asked Queen Marzipala.
"DaAaAaAaA! I'm Homsar! The captain of the Gravy Train!" said Homsar.
"Homsar, your HIGHNESS!" reported Captain Mouth.
"Thank you Homsar, you have proven yourself to be very loyal. Marzipan, clean up Homsar the best you can. It deserves our gratitude. Continue," ordered Queen Marzipala.
"AAAA! I'm good!" said Homsar as he and Marzipan walked away from the room.
"Yor highness, we're heeded for Tatooine. It's beeyond the reach of the Trade Federation. We need to go there to rorpair our ship. Then we travel on to Coruskant," explained Coach Z.
"Tatooine is very DANGEROUS, your highness. It's controlled by the DA huuuuuudges. I do not AGREE with the Jedi on this," explained Captain Mouth.
"You trorst my judgment, your highness," said Coach Z.
"We can't even TRUST your accent," snapped Captain Mouth.
In the main area of the Nubian, Marzipan was pouring soap water on Homsar to get the grease of some other dirty stuff from space off of him when Reynold came.
"Hi," said Reynold, "I'm Reynold."
"I'm Marzipan, I attend her highness. You're a Cheat, aren't you?" asked Marzipan as Reynold nodded, "How'd you end up here?"
"I don't know. It was just a normal day of banishment. I was looking for something Cheats eat when there's something and BOOM! A Jedi comes saves me and stuff and stuff and POW! I'm here, and I'm getting very scared of my future," explained Reynold.
"AaAaAaAaa! Tomatoes have the same dice!" shouted Homsar.
Soon, the Nubian landed in the outskirts of Tatooine, a desert planet, to not attract attention. Coach Z was ready to leave, wearing a Tatooine farmer suit, which looked bad on him. Meanwhile, Strong Bad was looking at the hyperdrive under the floor.
"The dumb generator's gone. We need a new one," explained Strong Bad.
"Strong Bad don't let them send any trornsmissions. Be wory, I sense a distorbance in the Force," explained Coach Z.
"I know, this was the same one I had in that freakin' battleship, but look what you told me," replied Strong Bad.
Coach Z, Reynold, and Homsar began to walk towards any city in the desert.
"The suns are killing my sensitive skin!" complained Reynold.
"WAIT!" shouted Captain Mouth.
Captain Mouth and Marzipan (in a female peasant's garb) ran towards them.
"Her Highness wants to KNOW more about Tatooine, so she SENT Marzipan," explained Captain Mouth.
"Oh no, please, it's tor dangerous," replied Coach Z.
"Just make her GO with you," ordered Captain Mouth.
"All right," accepted Coach Z as Captain Mouth ran back to the Nubian.
After some walking, Coach Z, Homsar, Reynold, and Marzipan finally arrived at the city of Mos Espa, brimming with different aliens of the galaxy.
"So, where do we find a mortanance shop?" asked Coach Z.
"Let's ask directions," said Marzipan.
"Let's not," replied Coach Z.
"What is it with men and asking directions?" asked Marzipan.
"I like to ask directions," said Reynold as he stepped on goo, "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEW!"
So after asking a killer alien and risking their lives, they arrived at a maintenance shop with some junk, droids, and The Cheat.
"Stupid junk!" shouted The Cheat in his Cheatish language before facing the new arrivals, "What do you want? Make sure you buy something expensive!"
"Uh, we want a horperdrive generator for a Nubian," explained Coach Z.
"Ah, Nubian! Yes, I have any parts for that piece of crap. Wait a sec. HOMESTAR! GET OVER HERE!" shouted The Cheat.
So Homestar ran into the shop in one second.
"What took you so long?" asked The Cheat.
"Um, I was doing something impowtant, just like you said," replied Homestar.
"Never mind! Watch the store! I've got selling to do here!" ordered The Cheat as he began to talk to Coach Z, "So let me take you to the junkyard of what you need."
"Okay! Hey Rornalds, don't touch anything," ordered Coach Z.
So as Coach Z and Homsar followed The Cheat out of the maintenance shop, Homestar began talking to Marzipan.
"So, awe you an angel?" asked Homestar.
"What?" asked Marzipan.
"An angel, the ones deep space pilots talk about. And uh… I fowgot what else to say," explained Homestar.
"Well, I'm not an angel, but I played one in a pageant," replied Marzipan.
"Oh, then awe you a witch's bwew?" asked Homestar.
"What's that?" asked Marzipan.
"I don't know. But I think I leawned it fwom my old mastew, Old Fat Huuuuuudge, who taught me to be a pilot, or that's me, and then he sold my mom and I to The Cheat in Podwacing bets," explained Homestar.
"So you're a slave," said Marzipan.
"Yup! I'm Homestar… Runner! A slave boy! Wait! I'm human! Just like you said!"
"Oh, well, this is a strange world," observed Marzipan.
Suddenly, a pit droid was trying to kill Reynold, but that's because he touched it.
"Hey stupid, hit the nose!" ordered Homestar.
"Thanks," thanked Reynold as he was about to do that, when the pit droid bopped Reynold in the nose, sending him into a wall.
In the junkyard behind the shop, The Cheat showed Coach Z the generator.
"Here it is, the hyper drive generator for your Nubian. Guess what? I'm the only one in this planet who has this! But you might need to buy a new ship. It would be cheaper, so pay up!" ordered The Cheat.
"Okay the Chort. I have 20,000 Repooblican Credits," said Coach Z.
"What? I need real money!" shouted The Cheat.
So Coach Z waved his hand to use the Force on The Cheat, "Repooblican Credits will work."
"No they won't!"
So Coach Z tried again, "Repooblican Credits will work!"
"No they won't! What are you, some sorta Jedi? Waving your hand like a moron? I need real money! Not the credit crap! No money, no parts, no deal! And no way to fix your dumb ship!" retorted The Cheat.
In the shop, Marzipan and Homestar continued having their conversation. Aw…
"So I wouldn't have lasted long if I wewen't so good at fixing cwap. I made a dwoid!" explained Homestar.
Then Coach Z and Homsar arrived.
"We're going," announced Coach Z.
"Okay, bye Homestar," said Marzipan as she, Coach Z, Homsar, and the beaten-up Reynold left.
"Bye Mawzipan!" shouted Homestar.
"Outlanders, they think they're so smart, but they're dumb!" said The Cheat.
"I think they'we nice," said Homestar.
"Clean the racks, change your mind, and you get the day off," ordered The Cheat.
"Yay!" cheered Homestar as he went to the racks, not knowing that there weren't any racks in the shop, just piles of junk.