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Warning: This is so random that it hurts. If you cry at the sight of grass, or motor oil, it's time to get a grip. Toodles!
"Thank God we lost him!" sighed Ron, putting his feet up on the park bench.
"Yeah," said Hermione, leaning in to kiss Ron…
"Mwah!"
"Oh, thank you!"
"Harry!"
Ron sat up, putting his shirt back on. Hermione pulled on her skirt.
"He split up with Cho last week!" said Ron.
"Yeah, but remember their relationship in Book Five," said Hermione, immediately realising that she didn't actually know she was in a book.
"He's dating The Queen!" Hermione looked up. There was Her Majesty, and Harry!
"Wha- Oh, Secret Whisper 92, you can't be serious!"
"No, I never am," I said, "Toodles! Oh, and you and Hermy can stop being so saucy!"
"My name is not -"Hermione started, but I made her stop. "Damn you! I pick my nose! Hey, stop making me say that!"
"BOGEYS!" said Harry. Anyone British will know that HRH and Harry were playing Bogeys, the game from the British TV show "Dick and Dom in da bungalow", where the object of the game is to shout "bogeys" as loud and as much as you can at everything beginning with B. If you are American, I am sorry you have that stupid President.
"Bogeys for randomness!"
"Randomness doesn't begin with – I kiss my dirty underwear! Stop it!" She shouted at me and Harry, totally confusing everyone as the whole story collapsed and went kaput.
The End