For those of you who know the Episode I's Podrace detail by detail, I did some improvisation, for I don't know the Podrace detail by detail (unfortunately).

Chapter 6 – Podracing and the Results

Homestar was pressing all the buttons and switching the levers extremely furiously.

"Oh just wowk, will you?" asked Homestar as he banged his helmeted head on the buttons, making his Podracer zoom away behind the other competitors, besides Sickly Sam's, who was still having trouble.

"And there goes Runner! He needs to catch up with the other racers!" said the Announcer.

The Podracers flew across the desert. The Sneak was neck and neck with another Podracer. They go round the first turn in the track. Then The Sneak tackled the other Podracer with his large Pod to make the other Pod crash into a rock formation and blow up in a big fiery ball, not seen from space. Homestar managed to pass by the Pods in front of him easily, except for one Pod. But Homestar managed to get past by flying over the other Pod. Then the Pods entered a ravine.

"I can fly!" exclaimed Homestar.

Then the Pods flew through another ravine, and then they went to a field with rock arches which they went through. Then the Pods entered a cave. One Pod flew into a stalagmite (or stalactites, anybody?) and blew up. Homestar managed to fly past the destruction. Then the Pods exited the cave and entered a place with a dune.

Meanwhile, one of the few Marshies perched on top of the dune decided to fly in front of Homestar and scare him, but Homestar just sent Marshie flying into a rock wall.

"I hate that fweakin mawshmallow," said Homesetar.

"Looks like a few Marshies have camped by the race track!" said the Announcer.

Jabba Da Huuuuuudge and the spectators were watching the race on hand-held view screens. In the viewing platform with Coach Z, Marzipan, Reynold, and Unnamed were watching Homestar's progress.

"So where is Runner in the race?" asked Reynold.

Meanwhile, The Sneak was being challenged by another Pod. So The Sneak slowed down a little while the other Pod was beside The Sneak's Pod. Then The Sneak dove at an open side vent of the other Pod and bit the wiring and went back in its Pod. The other Pod blew up. Homestar was in an area with a lot of Pods racing. One Pod was destroyed from flying too low.

In the arena, Sickly Sam finally got his Pod working, which blew up instantly. Then The Sneak and other racers came.

"And it looks like Sickly Sam is out of the race! And The Sneak made it to the finish line in record time!" announced the Announcer.

Meanwhile, Homestar's Pod arrived, making his fans cheer. Meanwhile, Strong Sad was talking to Homsar.

"Whoa! Glad that's over. I didn't want Homestar to be killed," said Strong Sad.

"Daaaa! It's not over till the fat beaver sings!" shouted Homsar.

"What? There's two more laps? Oh dear," said Strong Sad.

"Well, Runner's in sixth place! Not bad!" said the Announcer.

Some Pods were in the pit stops, being attended to some droids. One Pod was destroyed by a clumsy droid. Oops!

In the desert, The Sneak held up a monkey wrench and let go of it, sending it into a Pod's engine, causing it to veer to Homestar, but he dodged the ruined Pod.

Meanwhile, in the place with the dune, another Marshie spooked out another Podracer, making it crash into a rock wall. Soon, The Sneak and Homestar cross the finish line again.

"And it's time for the final lap! The Sneak's in the lead with Homestar lagging behind!" announced the Announcer.

Once The Sneak and Homestar reached the ravine, The Sneak used its side exhaust port to try to cut through Homestar's engines. This didn't disable Homestar's engines, but it made him be forced onto the service ramp, flying high above the cliffs.

"Homestar Runner's been forced onto the service ramp!" exclaimed the Announcer.

Then Homestar flew into the ravine and flew in front of The Sneak.

"And Homestar Runner has the lead!" exclaimed the Announcer again.

Then they flew to the fields, flying past two bewildered Unguraits at the sight of two speeding Pods. However as the two Pods entered the arched area, a little part was dangling off Homestar's Pod, and that little part was important. Soon, a little part came off of Homestar's Pod.

"Uh-oh," said Homestar as his Pod was leaving a trail of smoke.

After having the smoke in its face, The Sneak flew past Homestar's Pod. Soon Homestar managed to put his Pod into auxiliary system by messing with the controls and managed to race on to The Sneak. Homestar decided to attack The Sneak's Pod, and they ended up having their engine straps tangled up.

"Incredible! They're neck and neck!" exclaimed the Announcer.

On the final stretch, Homestar tried to steer his Pod away from The Sneak's. The Sneak kept on waving its nose at Homestar in anger. Soon, Homestar managed to finally break away from The Sneak's Pod, sending The Sneak's Pod flying into some rock formations. One engine was destroyed by the formation while the other blew up. Then The Sneak ended up in the desert with the ruins of his Pod. The Sneak waved its nose furiously in anger that it was defeated by Homestar.

Finally, Homestar made it to the finish line, making the whole amphitheater and the ones in the viewing platforms explode in cheering.

"Homestar Runner wins! The crowd's going nuts! Let's cheer for Homestar!" announced the Announcer as he began chanting, "Ooh! Ah! Ooh! Ah!"

Soon, he realized everyone was staring at the announcer box with facial expressions that said, "You're weird."

"Okay, cheer for Homestar which ever way you like," said the Announcer.

So, the crowd cheered for Homestar like the Announcer did seconds ago. Also, 1936 Homestar and other spectators went up to Homestar and did what fans would do to the winner. Meanwhile, the King of Town (who was feasting) woke up Jabba Da Huuuuuudge.

"Oh yellow Jello! Oh! I gotta have yellow Jello!" said the King of Town as Jabba woke up and saw the results of the race.

In a private box of the arena, after giving money to those who The Cheat lost bets to, The Cheat talked to Coach Z.

"You! You swindled me! You knew Homestar was going to win! I lost everything!" shouted The Cheat.

"You gormble, you'll lose. Bring the ports to the main hangor, and I'll come release Homestar," explained Coach Z.

"No! It wasn't a fair bet!" exclaimed The Cheat.

"Then let's discoose this with Da Hoooooodgie," said Coach Z.

"Fine! Take him!" shouted The Cheat.

In front of the Nubian, Coach Z, Reynold, and Marzipan arrived on Eopies with the parts they needed to repair the ship.

"Start getting the horper drive generator installed," Coach Z told Strong Bad, "I'm going back for some oonfinished bweez-ness. I won't be loung."

"Let me guess, another pathetic life form?" asked Strong Bad.

"I'm not pathetic!" argued Reynold.

"Shut up," replied Strong Bad.

"It's Homestar Runner, the one who got us the parts," said Coach Z.

In Homestar's house, Homestar ran into the room where Unnamed was looking at the coins on the table won while Coach Z followed. Homestar dropped a lot of coins on the table to add to the huge pile.

"Hey 'mom', we sold the Pod!" announced Homestar.

"Oh! How great!" replied Unnamed.

"I also have something orlse for you," said Coach Z.

"What? A Stinkoman action figuwe?" asked Homestar.

"I should'a gotten you that in the concession stand, but it was soold, to an Oongerait. No, even better, yor free!" announced Coach Z.

"What?" asked Homestar.

"Yor no longer a slave," explaiend Coach Z.

"Yay!" cheered Homestar.

"Now you can follow your dreams!" exclaimed Unnamed.

"I don't see my dweams," replied Homestar as he looked around to find something.

"So, will he become a Jedi?" asked Unnamed.

"I'm not really syure about that, considering the Council's decision. But our meeting was a coingcidence, not accident, so Homestar is bound to be a Jedi, I hope," replied Coach Z.

"Yay! I get to go in a starship!" exclaimed Homestar.

"But the training will be deeficult, like being a Jedi," warned Coach Z.

"Let's go! I'll pack my stuff! Come on 'mom', pack youw stuff too!" said Homestar.

"But, the thing is, The Chort wouldn't free your 'mom'," explained Coach Z.

"But that money…" began Homestar.

"Nope, won't do it," said Coach Z.

"Homestar, my place is here. My future is here. But it's time for you to let me go and me to let you go. I can't go with you," explained Unnamed.

"Okay! I'll go and pack my stuff!" said Homestar as he ran into his room.

In Homestar's room, he packed all of his belongings in a little sack and talked to Strong Sad.

"So Stwong Sad, I'm fwee, going to go in a stawship, and get outta hewe to become a Jedi," explained Homestar.

"Well, I wish you well, Homestar. But, uh, actually, I don't feel like I need anything else to make me," said Strong Sad.

"Oh don't wowwy, 'mom' won't sell you. BYE!" said Homestar as he left.

"Sell me?!? Who would want a depressed humanlike droid?" asked Strong Sad.

"Good point!" shouted Homestar as he left.

Outside of Homestar's house, Homestar and Coach Z were ready to leave with Unnamed watching them. Suddenly, Homestar had a feeling of sadness, like he's supposed to, since a picture of Lil' Brudder flew in front of him (it's the wind). Suddenly, Homestar ran to Unnamed.

"I can't do it! Let's kidnap you!" said Homestar.

"This is one of those times when you have to do something hard. You can do this," explained Unnamed.

"Will I evew see you again?" asked Homestar.

"Perhaps, in the next movie."

"Psst, no spoiling for Homestar Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones," whispered Homer Starrun.

"Okay, I think I'll fwee you fwom The Cheat when I become a Jedi," said Homestar.

"Good, now go, and don't look back," said Unnamed.

"Okay, BYE!" said Homestar as he walked away like nothing happened.

"How rude," said Unnamed.

In the desert, a probe droid came to Darth Stick and beeped at him. Then Darth Stick got on a speeder bike and sped away going the direction the probe droid told him to go.