Chapter 10 – The Battle Rages
As Coach Z and Strong Bad began their battle against Darth Stick, three droidekas came and began shooting at Marzipan and her party. Marzipan and her party tried shooting at the droidekas, but their shields deflected the shots as they kept shooting.
"Hey Homsaw, let's help them out," said Homestar.
"DaAaAaAaA! I can make it on ourselves!" shouted Homsar.
"Which button's the blastew? This?" asked Homestar as he pressed a button, making the Starfighter start to levitate and move, "This?" Homestar pressed another, closing the window to protect Homestar from space, where he will go, "This?" asked he pressed a button attached to a handle, which shot lasers at one droideka, destroying it.
"Yay! This is like a video game!" exclaimed Homestar as he shot at the last droidekas, giving Marzipan and her party a chance to go to Blue Laser. Meanwhile, Homestar's Starfighter flew away to space in autopilot.
In the lightsaber battle, Strong Bad flipped over Darth Stick and tried to attack him from behind while Darth Stick battled Coach Z, but Darth Stick quickly deflected Strong Bad's lightsaber blow while blocking Coach Z's.
In space, the fleet of Naboo Starfighters approached the Droid Control Federation Ship. Meanwhile, many Federation ships flew towards the Starfighters and began attacking with lasers.
"Enemy fighters right ahead!" said Senor, who was the Bravo Leader.
In the battle between the Cheat Commandos and the droids, Reynold's foot got stuck in the wiring of a destroyed battle droid. As Reynold struggled to get the battle droid off his foot, he accidentally triggered the droid's blaster, shooting lasers at several droids, destroying them.
"Whoa! Your clumsiness is actually useful for once! That sucks!" remarked Gunhaver.
Meanwhile, droidekas arrived and began shooting at the Cheat Commandos, who fired back with their projectiles that were either deflected or made their mark by some miracle, or that it was a bullet.
In space, Homestar's ship finally arrived at the dogfight.
"Hey Homsaw, I think that's whewe the freakin' autopilot is taking us!" said Homestar.
The Starfighter flew toward the Droid Control Federation Ship.
Back to the lightsaber battle, the Jedis and Sith continued to battle. Darth Stick cart wheeled away from the Jedi, used the Force on an object and threw it to a panel on the wall to open the door to the power generator pit, and went inside with the Jedi following, where Coach Z will meet his doom (hint, hint, wink, wink). Then the three arrived at a platform with some controls. Darth Stick jumped to a bridge with Strong Bad and Coach Z following by jumping to the bridge. They continued the sword fight with Darth Stick between the two Jedi.
In a hallway of the palace, Marzipan and her party were engaged in a blaster fight with the droids. Soon, they were able to destroy most of the droids. Then Marzipan blasted a hole in one of the windows.
"This way!" ordered Marzipan as she went through the hole in the window.
So the rest of the party went through the hole to be on the ledge outside the window. Then on Marzipan's order, they used hookshot-type blasters (not the Hookshot from the Zelda games, if that's what you're thinking) on a higher ledge by a window and went up. Then they blasted through that window and went into that hallway.
"What now?" asked Captain Mouth.
"Pray that the price of fixing the windows won't be much," replied Marzipan, looking at the hole in the window.
In the battle in the Naboo grass plains, a droid destroyed the shield generator, destroying the shield.
"Aw man! There goes our shield, which cost a lot of money, although it's cheap as free! Come on Cheat Commandos, let's retreat and run away like stupid cowards!" ordered Gunhaver, and all Cheat Commandos did so.
Reynold hid under the wheel of a wagon full of energy balls to avoid the battle raging with enemy tanks/troop transports included.
"This is nuts!" exclaimed Reynold.
Suddenly, the wagon began to move away, giving away Reynold's cover. So he jumped and grabbed onto the handle of the back gate, where he saw the huge energy balls.
"Oops! The big boomers!" exclaimed Reynold when the back gate opened, making Reynold fall to the ground and release the boomers, "AAA!" screamed Reynold, but ran away immediately to avoid the big boomers.
Some of the boomers destroyed some droidekas and a few troop transports, another advantage of having Reynold in the battle.
In space, Homestar was in the middle of the battle at the Droid Control Federation Ship.
"Man Homsaw, this is, uh… is it tense?" asked Homestar.
"DaAaaaa! Too dangerous to sixty ten!" shouted Homsar as a ship nearby exploded.
Homestar saw some enemy ships approaching, "Hey Homsaw, can you GET US OUT OF HIS AUTOPILOT?"
"I can do it fifteen!" replied Homsar as he spun around in place.
Meanwhile, Homestar got control over the Starfighter.
"Yay! I can control this piece of cwap!" cheered Homestar.
"Go back!" shouted Homsar.
"No way! Coach Z would want me to, plus, I'm impowtant to this battle, for some reason that might spoil things," explained Homestar, and that's true.
Soon, enemy ships were behind Homestar.
"Let's twy spinning fow no appawent weason!" said Homestar, and before Homsar could reply, Homestar spun the ship around and around, doing a barrel roll (Star Fox reference).
"AAAAA! I can't take this anymore!" shouted Homsar.
"I know! Uh, let's do something!" replied Homestar.
As for the other Starfighters, they couldn't do any damage to the DCFS (Droid Control Federation Ship, it's tedious to spell the whole name out).
"The shield's too strong! We'll never get through it!" cried out Senor.
As for Homestar, another enemy ship shot at Homestar's ship, hitting it.
"Uh, we'we hit," said Homestar.
Homestar tried to regain control over his ship as it accidentally and luckily entered the space station hangar and landed on the floor without crashing into anything by miracle.
"Uh, I don't think I can get us out of hewe. Evewything's ovewheated!" exclaimed Homestar.
Unfortunately, droids approached the ship.
"Um, give me time to think, go to a diffewent scene!" shouted Homestar.
"All right, we'll take a look at Coach Z, Strong Bad, and Darth Stick," said Homer Starrun.
In the Power Generator Pit, the sword fight continued with creepy choir music playing in the background.
"Now that song is creepy!" remarked Strong Bad.
Darth Stick used that time to kick Strong Bad off the bridge and onto a lower bridge. Coach Z knocked Darth Stick to a not as low bridge (compared to Strong Bad's position) and jumped to where Darth Stick was to continue the battle. Strong Bad, who was hanging onto the bridge, got up, got his lightsaber, and jumped to the bridge where Coach Z and Darth Stick were battling.
Coach Z and Darth Stick entered a hallway with electron rays that just went off to clear the way. Strong Bad ran to the other two to catch up with them. Soon, the electron rays went on again. Darth Stick was close to the next room, Coach Z was one wall away, and Strong Bad wasn't even surrounded by the electron rays, yet. Using this time, Coach Z meditated for the last time. All turned off their lightsabers.
In the hallway where Marzipan and the party were, droidekas and other droids surrounded the party.
"Put down your weapons, they win this round," ordered Marzipan as they all set down their weapons.
"Aw, I really wanted to win!" complained Captain Mouth.
In the Naboo grass plains, Reynold accidentally landed on one of the droid tanks' gun. Gunhaver arrived driving in an army car.
"Hey Reynold, use a boomer!" ordered Gunhaver.
"I don't have one! The Cheat Commandos don't trust me with one!" replied Reynold, still holding on.
"Then use this!" shouted Gunhaver as he threw a boomer to Reynold.
Reynold tried to catch it, but then he accidentally let go of it, which landed on a droid who exited the troop transport. Reynold's weight on the gun made the tank lose balance a little bit.
"Reynold, jump into the car!" ordered Gunhaver.
"Okay!" replied Reynold as he jumped into Gunhaver, making both of them fall out of the car and tumble onto the field.
"Reynold, look what you've done! You ripped off my car's seatbelt!" chastised Gunhaver.
"Jeez, blame me for everything!" retorted Reynold.
"That's because they're all your fault!" argued Gunhaver as droids arrived.
In the Power Generator Electric Beam hallway, the electron rays opened up again as Coach Z and Darth Stick entered the room with the melting pit and resumed fighting. Strong Bad tried to catch up, but he got caught one wall short. So he had to watch Coach Z and Darth Stick fight.
As they fought, Darth Stick kicked Coach Z and used his lightsaber to stab Coach Z's medallion, doing nothing.
"That's lightsorber prorf!" said Coach Z before Darth Stick stabbed Coach Z in the stomach, making him fall in a heap.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Now I have to fight by myself, and I can't get Coach Z to give me the 10 he owes me!" shouted Strong Bad (he's paid in order to act this out).
Meanwhile, Darth Stick waited for Strong Bad to be released from the electron ray prison to finish off the two Jedi.