Chapter 11 – This Story Ends on Chapter 11, so Expect Episode II Soon!
In the Naboo grass plains, the Cheat Commandos lost, and the droids were maybe taking them to a prison so they can be POWs. Reynold and Gunhaver finished arguing.
"Okay Reynold, make sure you don't give up for the spirit of the Cheat Commandos!" ordered Gunhaver.
Then battle droids came with their blasters and surrounded the two Cheats.
"Hands up," ordered a battle droid.
"I surrender!" shouted Reynolds with his hands up, so Gunhaver reluctantly held his hands up as well.
"What did we ever do to you?" Gunhaver asked Reynolds.
"Besides not taking me with you on missions, ostracizing me, and banishing me?" asked Reynold.
Marzipan and her party were taken to the palace throne room where Blue Laser, his minion, and the droids were waiting for Marzipan, or Queen Marzipala (appropriate, I guess).
"YOUR LITTLE INSURRECTION, OR REBELLION, HAS ENDED, YOUR HIGHNESS!" screeched Blue Laser, "TIME FOR YOU TO SIGN THE TREATY… AND END THIS POINTLESS DEBATE IN THE SENATE!"
Suddenly, 1936 Marzipan dressed up like Queen Marzipala with her troops ran to the throne room with blasters raised.
"Stop right there, Viceroy!" shouted 1936 Marzipan as she arrived in the throne room.
"GET HER!" ordered Blue Laser, pointing to 1936 Marzipan, "THE OTHER ONE IS A DECOY!"
"No, I'm Queen Marzipala," said Marzipan.
"OKAY, GET THIS ONE!" ordered Blue Laser as he pointed to Marzipan.
"No, I'm Queen Marzipala," said 1936 Marzipan.
"GET THAT ONE!" ordered Blue Laser as he pointed to 1936 Marzipan.
"I'm Queen Marzipala," argued Marzipan.
"I'm Queen Marzipala," argued 1936 Marzipan.
"I'm Queen Marzipala," argued Marzipan.
"I'm Queen Marzipala," argued 1936 Marzipan.
"I'm Queen Marzipala," argued Marzipan.
"I'm Queen Marzipala," argued 1936 Marzipan.
"I'm Queen Marzipala," argued Marzipan.
"I'm Queen Marzipala," argued 1936 Marzipan.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" screamed Blue Laser.
Suddenly, Marzipan ran to her throne, pressed a button on the throne activated by her invisible hand, and revealed blasters under the panel. Marzipan got out three, tossed one to Captain Mouth, and the other to an officer. Then the three blasted the last of the droids.
"Shut the doors!" ordered Marzipan.
Then officers ran to the door control panels and closed the doors. Other officers got blasters from Captain Mouth and Marzipan from the throne. Blue Laser and his minion became confused and afraid. Then Marzipan, blaster raised, went to Blue Laser.
"Now it's time to discuss a new treaty," said Marzipan.
"OH DRAT! I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN YOU WERE THE QUEEN!" screeched Blue Laser.
In the melting pit room, the electron rays opened up, freeing Strong Bad, who ignited his lightsaber and began fighting against Darth Stick with his double-edged lightsaber. Strong Bad fought furiously with rage against Darth Stick (he is now using the Dark Side of the Force to help him), dodging at quick speeds, attacking at quick speeds. Soon, his anger and lightsaber destroyed one end of Darth Stick's lightsaber, leaving him with a regular red lightsaber. Then they began attacking at each other with their lightsabers. Soon, Strong Bad became weary of the battling and rage, and Darth Stick used the Force to push Strong Bad away into the pit.
"Oh crap," remarked Strong Bad.
Strong Bad managed to hold onto a circular lamp on the side of the pit to prevent falling to a certain doom. He left his lightsaber on the edge of the pit when he was falling. Darth Stick walked up to the edge of the pit and kicked Strong Bad's lightsaber off and down the pit into a bottomless pit.
"Oh double crap," remarked Strong Bad.
In the federation hangar, Homestar was still surrounded by the droids. His ship was still overheated. But as the droids walked closer to the Starfighter, all the lights in the ship turned to green as it went back to normal.
"Hey guys! Shields up!" said Homestar as he turned on the deflector shields just as the droids shot their blasters at the ship, deflecting the shots.
"We're on the orange side!" cried out Homsar.
"Hey guys! Let's play a little game!" said Homestar as he pressed a button to shoot lasers at droids, destroying them, "Aw, come back!"
Suddenly, Homestar shot two blue plasma torpedoes that went past the droids.
"Hey guys! You still lived!" said Homestar.
But the plasma torpedoes destroyed the main reactor, starting a large explosion and the destruction of the ship.
"Uh, I got to go back home. BYE!" said Homestar as he flew away, running over a few droids.
Droids were running away from a flaming hallway, but the fire engulfed them. Homestar was flying away at a faster speed.
"Now this is Podwacing, wight?" asked Homestar.
"You mean the blast!" said Homsar.
In the bridge of the battleship, two Blue Laser minions were talking to each other.
"We're losing power. There's a problem with the main reactor," said the minion, not adding "sir", for he's talking to a minion at the same social level.
"What?" asked the other minion.
But then the bridge blew up, incinerating the two minions. Ouch! From his Starfighter, Senor noticed the DCFS was starting to explode from the inside out.
"Who did that?" asked Senor.
"Well, I DIDN'T DO THAT!" said Bravo Two, Larry from Limozeen.
"I did it," replied Gary from Limozeen.
"NO YOU DIDN'T! YOU'RE STILL IN NABOOOOO!" replied Larry.
Gary was the one who had his ship blasted by the tank.
"Hey look! That's one of ours!" exclaimed Cheerleader (Bravo Three) as she pointed to Homestar's Starfighter flying away from the DCFS.
Suddenly, the core of the DCFS blew up in a big fiery ball as a part of the DCFS was ripped from the ship.
"W00T!" cheered all star pilots as they flew back to Naboo.
In the Naboo grass plain, the droids were taking the Cheat Commandos to their prison when all the droids shut down.
"What happened?" asked Reynold as he looked at a droid who lost its head.
"Hey, they all shut down, look!" said Gunhaver as he pushed down a droid.
"How do you think that happened?" asked Reynold.
"Either the Droid Control Federation Ship exploded, or we just used a hidden power to DEFEAT THE BATTLE DROIDS! GYAH! We WON!" shouted Gunhaver as the remaining Cheat Commandos cheered.
Meanwhile, a chorus of men who usually sang in the Cheat Commandos commercials and shows began singing, "Cheat Commandos, they just won a big battle! Buy all our playsets and toys!"
In the melting pit room, Strong Bad was hanging onto the lamp while Darth Stick was using his lightsaber to shoot sparks at Strong Bad by striking the lightsaber on the edge of the pit. Meanwhile, Strong Bad concentrated on Coach Z's lightsaber, which began to move slightly. While Darth Stick was just looking at the helpless Strong Bad, suddenly, Strong Bad jumped from the melting pit, used the Force to grab Coach Z's lightsaber, and using the green lightsaber, sliced the surprised Darth Stick in half. The two halves fell down the melting pit, and Darth Stick died.
Then Strong Bad ran to Coach Z. In order to do this scene, Strong Bad had to look at his drawing of Lil'lest Brudder (a legless, burnt, skinny dog with an eyepatch), and remember he was offered more money than anyone else in the making of this story so he can do this. Coach Z, who was dying, managed to talk to Strong Bad for the last time.
"It's… It's too lorte," said Coach Z.
"No!" replied Strong Bad, still affected by the drawing.
"Strong Bad, promise… promise me you will troin Homestar," said Coach Z.
"What? Why?" asked Strong Bad.
"He's the chorsen one… he will bring balance… train him!" pleaded Coach Z.
"All right," replied Strong Bad.
Then Coach Z died.
A large, grand, royal cruiser of the Supreme Chancellor landed in the courtyard. Captain Mouth, his troops, Marzipan/Queen Marzipala, her handmaidens, Strong Bad, and Homestar surrounded Blue Laser and his minion.
"Now Viceroy, you are going to have to explain all this to the Senate," said Marzipan.
"I think you can KISS your Trade Federation good-bye," said Captain Mouth.
The main ramp of the cruiser was lowered as Supreme Chancellor Homeschool Winner and Republic guards stepped out with Captain Mouth (guarding Blue Laser and his minion), Marzipan, and Strong Bad greeting the new Chancellor.
"Nice work, Strong Bad. You will be promoted," said Chancellor Homeschool, "And you, young Runner, will start your training as Jedi, I think."
Then Pom-Pom and several other Jedi Masters stepped out of the ship.
"Congratulations on your election, Chancellor. It's so good to see you again," said Queen Marzipala/Marzipan.
"It is you who should be congratulated. Your boldness saved our people. Together, we will bring peace and prosperity to the Republic, maybe," said Chancellor Homeschool.
In a room in the Theed palace in the evening, Pom-Pom was talking to Strong Bad, who was kneeling.
"Confer on you, the level of Jedi Knight the Council does. But agree on taking Homestar as your Padawan learner, I do not," bubbled Pom-Pom.
"Coach Z believed in him, and I believed in Coach Z, probably," said Strong Bad.
"The Chosen One, Homestar may be; nevertheless, grave danger I fear in his training," bubbled Pom-Pom.
"Oh come on! I gave the dying Coach Z my word! Without the Council's approval, I'll still train him!" argued Strong Bad.
"Coach Z's defiance I sense in you. Need that, you do not," bubbled Pom-Pom as he thought and bounced around for some seconds before bubbling again, "Agree, the council does. Your apprentice, young Runner will be."
In the Funeral Temple Steps of Naboo, Coach Z was being cremated while the Jedi, Homestar, the Queen, Mr. Bland (no more allergies), the handmaidens, Naboo troopers, Supreme Chancellor Homeschool Winner, Reynold, Flashfight, and other Cheat Commandos watched Coach Z's cremation.
"So, what's going to happen to me now?" asked Homestar.
"You're going to be a Jedi, and I get the misfortune to train you. How does that sound?" asked Strong Bad.
"Uh, okay," replied Homestar.
Meanwhile, Strong Mad was talking to Pom-Pom with great difficulty.
"Uh…………………………………" said Strong Mad.
"Psst, say your lines correctly," whispered Homer Starrun.
"YOUR LINES CORRECTLY!" shouted Strong Mad, making Homer Starrun groan, so Strong Mad said, "The warrior's a Sith," to all amazement.
"Always two there are," bubbled Pom-Pom while getting over the amazement that Strong Mad said his lines perfectly, "No more… no less. A master and an apprentice."
"WHO DIED?" asked Strong Mad, which was good enough.
The next day in Theed Central Plaza, there was a grand parade of Cheat Commandos. The crowds were cheering and celebrating and there was also music playing in the background, or that's just the background music. At the end of the road where the parade took place, Queen Marzipala (the real one), Supreme Chancellor Homeschool, Homestar, Strong Bad, Mr. Bland, the Queen's handmaidens (including 1936 Marzipan), Homsar, and several Jedi Masters were waiting for Flashfight. Flashfight got out of his army car followed by Gunhaver, Silent Rip, Fightgar, Crackotage, and Reynold (who stumbled out of the car). Then they walked up the steps and the Queen gave Flashfight a shining globe.
"PEECE!" shouted Flashfight as he held up the globe to unite the Cheat Commandos and Nubians (the people of Naboo, not the ship).
THE END