I don't own Teen Titans. Heck, I don't own crap.

Beast Boy looked through a bunch of old books and comics. "Oh, where is my limited collecter's edition of Attack of the Zombies Issue 3? I know it's around here somewhere." he whined. Terra was helping him look. She found a small booklet.

"Hey, B, look what I found." she said. They both looked at it quizzacly(sp?)

"What do ya think it is?"

"Don't know. Let's check it out."

How To Know If You're Obsessed With Teen Titans

by two overly obssesed fan girls

1. You memorized the whole theme song, in English and Japenese.

2. You have a Slade voodoo doll that you stab everytime he does something to you're favorite character.(i.e, Betrayal-the kissing scene)

3. You have Barbie and Ken dolls that look just like them.

4. You painted your boyfriend/yourself green.

5. When you're angry you say Tamaranian curse words.

6. You have a mask/cape that you never take off, even in school.

7. You replaced your left arm with a sonic cannon.

8. You scribbled out your name on your birth certificate and put something like Garfield Logan or Tara Marcov.

9. You think that Beast Boy and Terra or Robin and Starfire are your real parents.

10. You put a chakra on your head and never go outside so you'll be pale. Instead you're inside meditating.

The book turned into a jelly type substance, taking Terra and BB's fingerprints. Terra shrieked and pulled her hand away. Beast Boy just threw the book against the wall and wiped his hand on his pants with a disgusted look on his face. "Dude, what was up with that?"

"I dunno." They looked at the book and then at each other. There was an akward silence.

"So, you wanna go get a pizza?" BB asked.

"Sure, I'm starved." The teens walked out of the room, leaving the book. As soon as the couple was gone, four eyes peered out of a pile of clothes. Kaitlyn and Rachel...(if you read Kaitlyn Meets the Titans, you know who I'm talking about)

"Omigosh, BB'S BOXERS!" Rachel gasped in awe and held up the underpants.

"Shhhh, we're here for the fingerprints remember?" Kaitlyn whispered.

"Oh, right." The crazed fan girls tip-toed over to the book, carefully placed it in an evidence bag, and snuck back into hiding.

"I can't believe they actually read it though!" Kaitlyn sqweeled under her breath. "C'mon, Rach, we've got work to do back home." She started setting up the portal.

"Oh, but the boxers..." she whined.

"Rachel, we gotta get back or we'll never prove that there are super heroes out there."

"Alright." They both climbed into the portal and off to the 3rd dimention they go. Terra and BB walked back into the room and heard a small ping from the portal dissappearing.

"Did you hear something?" Terra asked and raised her eyebrow. There was a pause.

"Nah." they both said and ran back downstairs to play video games.

And that my good fellows is another fine piece of literature from Kaitlyn. In other words... That was some nonsense wasn't it? Thanks to my bestest buddy Rachel for the inspiration. And a big thank you to all that reviewed to my previous one-shot Nightmare. I'm glad you enjoyed it! Till next time.

Kaitlyn