Quotes from Orange Star Revised History

This is a various compilation of quotations and skits that occur in the fic.

"And no, I am not hopeless. Just unlucky. Hmph!"

Sonja to Sami Chapter 1

"OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!"

Andy after being hit hard Chapter 2

"WHAAAAAAAAAACHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That hit the spot!!!"

Sami, after having a chocolate high Chapter 3

"You really should stop getting yourself hurt by doing stupid things."

Mel, pointing out the obvious to Andy Chapter 3

"THEY had lunch with me, until THEY started to kill each other andyouwouldn'tbelievehowhotSonjaisinherunderwear!"
Andy to Mel Chapter 3

"I wonder what color your blood would be if I didn't expect you to do something brash like jump out a 7 story building, and I wasn't here to save you. . . orange or red?"

Mel to Andy, after Andy leapt out of the 7th floor of his dorm complex Chapter 4

"I can't get this #$&! skirt on!"

Sonja attempting to get ready for class Chapter 5

"Since when did you know so much?!"

Mel and Sami to Andy Chapter 5

"At ease soldier!"

Rush cutting off a guard with a left cross Chapter 5

"Yeah, I need chocolate. . . Mel, can you buy me one of those?"

Sami asking Mel for a quick fix Chapter 6

"I'm just fooling with you! After all, practically breaking my hand on your face isn't the best thing that's happened to me."

Sami to Mel, as he wraps up her hand Chapter 7

"Hey, G, what say you say something witty, that stop them cold?" Gary said to Gabe.

"-you stupid,"

"Yeah, but what?" Gabe said rubbing his chin.

"-shut the hell up!" Sami screeched.

"I dunno"

"-annoying,"

"Well think of something."

"SHUT UP!"

"Think anime cartoons." Gary suggested.

"-cheap,"

"Like?" Gabe said, looking up at the sudden idea.

"I'm gonna." Sami said threateningly at Mel, who was practically nose to nose with her.

"Try that Evangelion one."

"-un-cute,"

"Okay, got it!" Gabe said, an idea lighting up in his head.

"Don't push me pal!"

"-tram"

"Hey! Hey!" Mel was then interrupted by Gabe, thankfully before he was gonna break out the massive insults towards Sami. And before Mel was going get the heck slapped out of him. "What are you two doing? You're both fighting like a married couple!"
Sami, Gabe, Gary and Mel caught in a massive argument Chapter 7

"Just shut up and help me wring out her clothes Andy."
Sami, helping out Sonja after being tossed into a fountain Chapter 7

"Oh, you do have a soft spot for her then!"

Gabe and Gary to Mel about Sami Chapter 7

"Don't worry kid, I won't, from the looks of you kids, you look like members of a triad gang."

A disco owner about Mel and his friends Chapter 7

"A very thick wallet."
Mel answering Sonja about a massive party Chapter 7

"She's not my girlfriend!"

Mel denying he likes Sami Chapter 7

"Because I'm incredibly naïve and don't know any better. Heehee!"

Sonja making fun of Sami Chapter 7

"Hey Sonja. How are you tonight?"

Andy's lame attempt of being 'smooth' Chapter 7

"Aiya! Get off the road you "

Mel, while driving downtown Chapter 7

"That was possibly the craziest car ride I've ever been on in my eighteen years of life. . ."

Sami after being nearly killed by Mel's mad car skills Chapter 7

"How the am I supposed to calm down when I am losing?!"

Sami getting her first official butt kicking at a Sim battle Chapter 8

" . . . thank you for being the one that beat me. . ."

Sami to Mel, a slight admittance to her liking him Chapter 8

" . . .I have no idea. Big brother complex."

Mel, on why he protects people Chapter 8

"No! I'm not leaving without you!"

Andy to Sami, when the two were fleeing from an earlier Blue Moon attack Chapter 8

"Even during holidays? You work too hard."

Sami scolding Mel about his homework Chapter 10

"You two are horrible conversationalists."

Sonja to Gabe and Gary Chapter 10

"Not so fast buddy. No one's getting hurt but you and your pals here."

Mel, after shooting a Black soldier Chapter 10

"You're . . .covered in blood . . ."

Sami, after seeing Mel after the fighting Chapter 10

"O-nii-chan? Are-you-day-dreaming?"

Sonja teasing Mel Chapter 11

"ACK!!! YOU ARE SO TROUBLESOME SOMETIMES!!! There, problem solved."

Mel yelling at Sonja, then burying her in snow Chapter 11

". . .(sigh) no rainy days. Spring is always like this to begin with."

Squall, complaining about the lack of rain Chapter 11

"Hey!!! You're not tying me up on the-ouch!"

Andy being tied to the roof of Mel's car Chapter 11

"Please Sonja, daddy's trying to figure out this wretched machine. . ."

Kanbei, attempting to work a computer Chapter 12

"You mean to say that your girlfriend just made that all up, so that we'd get beaten senseless?"

Gary to Mel Chapter 12

". . .hi Sami. . .what the!? I SWEAR! I DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING!!!"

Mel seeing Sami naked Chapter 12

"Will some Jack Daniels do? That's the best I got."

Mel telling Andy that's the only painkiller he owns Chapter 12

"Nope. Since you wanna swim, it's all yours!"

Mel tossing Sami into the pool Chapter 12

"Because your insane driving skills will get us there faster."
Sami to Mel Chapter 13

"Well you're at a beach, you're 'supposed' to get wet."

Mel to Sami Chapter 13

"I wonder, what good are weapons for, if they only lead to destruction and death?"

Mel thinking Chapter 13

"Of course it's me. Don't think that you might be so young, that no one can sneak up on you. I'm still able to."
Kanbei to Mel Chapter 13

"Yes sir. I wouldn't surely underestimate you."

Mel to Kanbei Chapter 13

"I thought you'd never give anyone else your chocolate."

Mel teasing Sami Chapter 13

"Death Match in the rec room after dinner."

Mel, when all were fighting over Teriyaki Chapter 13

"#($(#&$(&#($&(#&$!#&!$)&)#$(&!(#&((#&)#$&)#&)#&$)(&(#$)#&)($#)($)#$&#&$)&()&$(#&$(&#)#$$)()#()$&#(&#( )$&#)$&()&$())(#&()&#)&#!!!"

Sonja after getting a wedgie from Sami Chapter 13

"Huh? Where are my pajamas!?"

Sami being hung upside down, minus her PJs Chapter 13

"Do me a favor, when you're fighting Mel, try and cut that stupid ponytail off."

Sami to Sonja Chapter 15

"Very well. I am going to enjoy my . . .vengeance."

Mel, after losing his ponytail Chapter 15

"Nope. Sewing kit, pencils, pens, ruler, eye glass cleaner, MP3 player, spare batteries . . .and a picture of Sami in a swimsuit!"

Sonja going through Mel's coat Chapter 16

" . . .grr . . .I know when I'm beaten. But we shall meet again!"

The Man in Black Chapter 16

" . . .do you really have to go?"

Sami to Mel when he was leaving Chapter 17

"Promise me you'll make it out of this alive."

Mel to Sami Chapter 17

"Fool, you cannot avoid the Black Maelstrom . . ."

Andy? to Gabe Chapter 18

" . . .it's done . . .ugh."

Mel, moments from blacking out Chapter 18

"Well considering being smashed in by a meteor, and getting sucked into a black hole, I'm not surprised that you're still alive."

Gary to Mel Chapter 18

"Is this all you left me to work with!?"
Mel, after being appointed Advisor Chapter 19

"It's better that you don't know about your enemy. The more you know. . .the harder it is to kill them."

Max, about Grit Chapter 20

" . . .Sa – mi . . .almost EVERY one of the paragraphs in my letters to you WERE important . . ."

Mel, reasoning with Sami Chapter 21

". . .oh! Right. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO YOUR HAIR!?"

Mel, complaining about Sami's new haircut Chapter 21

"Big deal Drake! It's called PAINT."

Eagle, about the attack on Green Earth Chapter 21

". . .stop . . .just stop . . .can't you see he's had enough?"

Sami, stopping Mel from turning Eagle into a bloody mess Chapter 21

'Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees?'

The 'voice' in Mel's head Chapter 21

'Ah . . .oh? Sami's not in her underwear?'

The 'voice' in Mel's head Chapter 21

"Grr!!! YOU TWO IDIOTS WILL LISTEN TO ME!"
Sonja, yelling at Gabe and Gary Chapter 22

". . .did . . .did . . .did he just KICK A ROCKET INTO THE AIR!?"
Yellow Comet Soldier Chapter 22

". . .an enemy tank has just landed into our front compound . . ."

Orange Star Technician Chapter 22

". . .can you please get off? I can't feel my spleen . . ."

Mel, with Sami landing on top of him Chapter 22

"She's like an oversized kitten or something."
Mel, with Sami sitting on top of him Chapter 22

". . .are you reading those comics again!?"

Sami yelling at Mel for reading manga while on duty Chapter 22

". . .one day . . .the most fierce battle in your life . . .may cost you your life."

Dark, to Mel while in Mel's 'mind' Chapter 23

"Mel! You coward! Tell me where the rest of them are!"

Max, while fighting Mel Chapter 23

"I'll agree with you. These two are monsters!"

Max, while fighting Gabe and Gary Chapter 23

"Those units generate the highest En out of the rest. By having those units destroyed, it's generally faster to charge your CO Power, then you can unleash it early on."

Mel, explaining to Sami something relatively 'basic' Chapter 23

"Out of uniform? You're taking it really easy . . ."

Mel commenting on Sami's state of dress Chapter 24

" . . .why didn't I think of that EARLIER!? ANDY! Move your ass and fix it now!"

Mel yelling at Andy during the heat wave Chapter 25

"There's no difference between bravery and stupidity. It's all the same either way."
Mel to Andy Chapter 27

Special Quotes:

"Listen up and listen good! I swear that one day I'll be the Commander in Chief of Orange Star, and when I am . . . it will be regulatory for all female personnel to wear . . . MINI-SKIRTS!"

Mel, ranting about when he's gonna command Orange Star Side Chapter 1