A/N: For those of you who have seen the hilarious Japanese movie, Kikujiro, this story was based off that one very tear-jerking, laugh-your-ass-off, rolling-on-the-floor-laughing scene, as you will soon read.
Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam Wing, any of its characters, or Kikujiro.
The Ultimate Prank
One warm afternoon in April at a paved road with a flood ditch on one side, Duo was sitting on the other side of the road without a ditch, toying with a tiny explosive he stole from Taeko. He takes a piece of clay and buries the explosive within it. Just then, walking along the road, Heero spots Duo and walks up to the boy.
"Duo, what are you doing?" he wondered out loud.
"Hey, Heero," greeted Duo with a sly grin. "Wanna see something funny?"
He takes the clay with the explosive embedded inside and places it onto the road.
"C'mon Heero," he bided his friend. "Let's go."
Heero and Duo walked away from the street and stood in the grass, facing the road. After they were at a considerable distance from the road, a pink car drives over the explosive clay. Boom! The tire that ran over the explosive clay popped loudly and the car screeches into the flood ditch further up the road. Duo fell to the ground and laughed his little head off.
"Did you see that, Heero!" he asked through tears of laughter. "Oh man! That is hee-larious!"
Duo keeps on laughing until Heero nudged him with his shoe and pointed to where the car fell in.
"Uh, Duo," he uttered.
"What?" asked Duo as he got up to look where the car fell.
He then sees Relena screaming and running towards him.
"Oh, shit!" exclaimed Duo worriedly.
"Better start running," suggested Heero.
Agreeing with his friend, Duo zips away as Relena races after him, the girl cursing along the way. Heero simply stood where he was and watched as Relena catches Duo and smacks him repeatedly with her purse.
"Now that's funny," he said to himself, smiling greatly. :)