"I'm not answering," he muttered.

"You promised," she snapped "answer the question."

"Alright," he sighed "my most embarrassing moment would probably have to be my fifteenth birthday."

"Why?" she asked.

"Because I had to dance with my younger brother's best friend," he grinned a little "see, she had a crush on my but she was probably about thirteen. And she slipped her hand down my leg and I yelped." Jareth's face turned a light red. "Everybody looked at me." Sarah laughed hysterically. She tried not to, she really did but she couldn't imagine Jareth yelping. "It's not funny," he growled "I couldn't dance after that."

"I saw no problem in the ballroom," she protested.

"But the last thing you where thinking of was slipping your hand down my leg," he smirked. Sarah had to bite her lip to keep from blurting YEAH RIGHT but she didn't think he noticed. She was fifteen, she was confused, and this wild looking Goblin King in tights was dancing with her, what would YOU be thinking of? "What about you?"

"Me?" Sarah paused "wait, you're the one that's supposed to be answering questions."

"Ok," he shrugged "just curious. Go ahead and ask then."

"How old are you?" she asked leaning on one elbow.

"Seven sixty-seven," he smirked as her eyes flashed with awe.

"Ok," she said trying to get over the shock from the last question. "Why'd you help me?" He paused, he didn't say anything for a long time, but looked at her blankly. Sarah felt a little bad actually, it was apparent he didn't wish to say and she nodded. "What's your favorite color?" He looked at her, a little shocked at she'd changed questions.

"Orange," he said simply. "What about you?" She paused, HE was the one that was supposed to be answering questions but she gave in.

"Green," she shrugged. "What's your whole name?"

"No," he shook his head.

"Come on!" she insisted.

"No," his tone was firmer now but she kept prodding at him.

"Jareth…" she growled but he shook his head. "I played your damn riddle game, now come on!"

"Jareth Anthony St. Michael Connelly," he muttered. Sarah bit her lip a moment, seeing he was practically mortified by the name.

"Sarah Darling Williams," she muttered "it's terrible isn't it?" Jareth looked at her. "I've always hated it, my middle name at least. It reminds me of the Lady and the Tramp." Jareth laughed at this. "Hey, I didn't laugh at your freakishly long name."

"I like your name," he said "I think it's nice." She went quiet for a moment. "I want to know your most embarrassing moment."

"I went to a party," she started "and uh, my boyfriend at the time was supposed to be there. Well I saw him there and went up and kissed him, only to find that, it wasn't my boyfriend but someone that looked very much like him." Jareth laughed a little. She paused a moment. "If you could wish," she said quietly "for anything at all, no rules apply, what would you wish for?"

"Not to be the villain," he murmured and she paused. "To be the hero for once and not the wicked goblin king that kidnaps children."

"What do you think you're doing now?" she asked plainly and he looked at her. "All you've done so far is being a pain in the ass, but wicked… I don't suppose that word describes a man that yelps at the touch of a young girl."

"That was when I was younger," he growled "not now."

"Are you so sure?" she asked and his eyes flashed dangerously at her. It wasn't a, be cautious glare, more like a, watch it or I'll SHOW you who'll be yelping at WHO'S touch. She grinned at him but he narrowed his eyes.

"Would you like to find out?" he asked, almost seductively and Sarah froze. She'd gotten herself into a very tight spot without thinking about it. But she could tell, everything she was saying, anything she did drove him either wild or annoyed at hell outta him. And she was fine with that.

"No," she smiled "I'll take your word for it."

Author's note: TA DA! I know, I know, here's my more… love me I'll be your slave side. But I can't help it, and with V-day approaching well… speaking of, look at my info page, you might have a present from me- ALSO, there's a list f muses that need homes on there too! PICK ONE UP, they need you!

Divine Dark Angle: I know you need come chapts. But take it up with Conner, its not my fault I won't kiss him :makes face! I'll try though, if I gotta kiss him…: sighs: then I guess I will.

Divine Dark Angle: YAY! Glad you like!

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Sightlessmuse: Yes she does! And he won't pull anything, I mean, yeah, he's Jareth but, he's not messed up THAT way. Yeah, evil step mom, I'd like to see that-

Lyn: thank thy, I shall.

Pen D. Fox: Thank you, and it is kinda cute, ain't it?

Niichan626: Thank you, I don't like much of my writing but your too kind -

Acantha Mardivey: Cliffes, cliffies everywhere but not a drop to drink. :laughs: didn't I tell you that you've been sneaking into my work space again? Bribing my goblins. You know, I'm going to send Conner in there one day and get him to attack you, and THEN what am I gonna do when he kidnaps you and wants to trade you for a kiss? What will I do then, humm? So stop bribing my goblins, I know you ARE, they told me you keep giving them peaches :sighs: poor saps. And I think poking your butt in public is funny :giggles: you are with the smut! Geez, I gotta write a story like that one day for you, but now right now :giggles:

Conner: I'm not going to comment on this review because we've already called truce. Smut humm- why can I see you like that? Ah well, no matter. Perhaps I will add in a few things in a or two chapter for you:grins: And no, dearest reviewer, I do NOT need to get laid. :laughs at the thought: I DO hope this was a nice pick me up this morning for you though - and I'm sorry about Threats not being updated yet, I am working on something actually and I cannot tell my writer yet :smirks:

Rosakara13: Aw, poor Jareth. Thanks much though!

Divine Dark Angel: Awesomeness… well spell check says its ok (but then look at all MY grammar mistakes!)

Musicgirl1141: yay, finger traps are fun. Actually I came up with that since my muse likes to keep sticking his fingers in them and can never seem to grasp the consept that, you gotta push together. :giggles:

Lyn: Alrighty

LadyAniviel:

Conner: huh:looks around wildly: ME? Hitting on HER:grins slyly: of course I was…

Uhh huh… well hope you liked the chapter love!

Chibi Oniyuri: (like your name) Ah, thank you! I love it when people actually tell me something except, good, write more. And YES YES YES I KNOWWWW my spelling and/or grammar is terrible. If you'd like to spell check this, HEY! I'd be SO grateful.

Artemis: Thanks so much:eyes widen at the sight of a chainsaw: wow, guess I better keep going. No no no, your not rambling, and I'm kinda amazed, I mean, I don't think it get his personality at all but :shrugs: its all my muses doing not mine.

Fortune-the-vamp: Aw, thank you. I feel loved.

ItsACrystalNothingMore: Thank you, I try.

Conner: Aw, you've been so nice - thanks for the card. I got a lot better, thank you!

Hippie99: Glad you like the story, and I'm SO glad that you like how I do Jareth :thinks a moment: wow… I need to rephrase that. :ahem: I'm glad that you like how I portray Jareth (that's better). Its ok that you took a while, I got homework and crazy family members too.