Title: The Marauders and Wal-Mart.

Rating: PG, don't try this at home. I did some of this with my friend and got thrown out…

Summary: One day Sirius and James spot Remus wandering astray at Wal-Mart, and decide to get the best of him. This is a rather funny story of the young marauders running amuck at their local convenience store. I am trying different POVs, and this one is done in James. Please R/R and lemme know what ya think!

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It was a typical summer day for padfoot and me. Or, at least that is how it started. My boring mum decided to drag us to Wal-Mart, because she needed some muggle supplies *coughtampaxcough* She thought it would be a good idea for us to do something other than sit on our arses all day. We both thought that this would be a very boring trip, being forced to wander up the millions of isles filled with useless muggle shit. When we got to, er, that isle, we thought we would die of sheer humiliation, which would have been better than being caught in this isle with mum. Speaking of being caught…

"James isn't that Moony over there?" Sirius pointed to a boy with light brown hair and blue eyes. Well I'll be a monkey's uncle! That is indeed Remus. Probably wandered away from his mum here as well, and honestly, who could blame him? I nodded in silence. I was just about to shout out hi, but Sirius covered my mouth and dragged me out of Remy's earshot.

"We have the advantage, there is two of us, and one of him!" said Sirius. I replied to his comment with "Thank you Mr. Obvious. I bet you get top marks in Arithmancy…" Well it was true. He gave me a look and said, "That's not what I mean you prat. We are in a store full of muggle toys and stuff. Can you say prank?"

"In six languages…" I replied, earning me a swift kick in the shins. I yelped loudly before saying, "Ok, ok. That is a good idea. Now we have to loose mum, and we will be home free." That did not turn out too hard. She was preoccupied. (Should I get super or super plus…?) We made a run for the nearest isle, right behind Moony.

"Well what do you have in mind, oh high and mighty Sirius?" I asked sarcastically. I could tell by the mischievous smile across his face that he had a plan. He told me all about how we should be like James Bond. I worked out the details for that, as everyone at Hogwarts knows that I something of a Bond Fanatic. I figured out that we should follow him around for a bit, creeping behind him to see what he is up to… Maybe embarrass him. Then, when the timing is just right, we would ambush him. Sirius asked "With…?" He seemed to forget that things surrounded us.    Sirius and I saw him begin to turn around, and we had to summersault away into the next isle to avoid being seen. "That was close!" I exclaimed and he nodded, trying to catch his breath. This type of behavior earned us a look from a shelf stocker, as well as a few of the surrounding muggles, but this was too much fun. "Is anyone looking?" asked Sirius. I didn't have the slightest clue why he wanted to know if anyone was around, but I just answered him with "No, no one in this isle, why?" He peered around the corners just to make sure that no one was coming, and he pulled out his wand from his muggle pants. "Accio sunglasses!"  Chanted Sirius. Two pairs of dark black sunglasses came. Then I joined in on the fun.

I realized that there were no guns at Wal-Mart, so I had to do the next closes thing. I pulled out my wand, and muttered "Accio cap-guns!" And with that, two small, black, pistol-shaped cap guns came floating towards us. We put on the sunglasses and held the guns in our right hands, then began to follow Remus around.

Remus was up and down the candy isles, stocking up on his muggle sweets it seems. He shoved a bunch of Hershey's Bars into one of those small basket things. "Figures…" I muttered. Moony here is a huge chocoholic; there is no denying it. Sirius started sniggering, and accidentally set his cap gun off with a loud bang.         Several people ducked, apparently mistaking that fire for a real gun. Remus was too keen to fall for that, and could tell the sound apart from the real thing. He whisked around to see who set the blasted thing off. I punched Sirius in the ribs as we made a run for it. If he wasn't such an idiot sometimes I wonder where I would be.

"Nice going you idiot," I said as we were pressing ourselves up against a shelf of china as Moony walked passed. Sirius just looked at me with that pathetic dogface he gives, and I rolled my eyes. As we stepped off of the wall when he past, we both knocked over some of the china. Shit! No one was around, so we just started humming some music like we didn't do anything, and then we turned the corner.

What Sirius and I saw Moony doing next would be good enough to use as blackmail for a lifetime. Moony headed the corner into the pajama department, us following behind him. We decided that it was way too open to just be walking right behind him.  Padfoot and I jumped behind a wall of jeans, peering around the corner at our friend.

"He's not looking at…" "No way, it can't be…" but it is! Remus is examining the women's lingerie! OH, this is all time! If only there was a way to get this all on camera, that would be the ultimate blackmailing tool. Obviously, Sirius was thinking the exact same thing, because he looked around the corners and pulled out his wand."

"Accio, camera!" he shouted. Perfect. But wait a second; you need film to take a picture right? I chanted "Accio film!" and the two objects floated towards us. I quickly unwrapped the film, and Sirius jammed it into the camera, and held it up to where Moony was, being careful not to be seen. He was waiting for the perfect moment to snap.

It was perfect, he was holding up a bra, which looked about the size of a DD. Oh, priceless! Sirius obviously thought the same thing, because he hit the flash button. Just as he held it up to him chest, we yelled "Smile Moony!" and snapped a picture. We made a run for it; hopefully fast enough he wouldn't see us.

"Padfoot! Prongs!" he yelled in all fury as he began to chase us up and down the isles of the local convenience store.

Chapter Two: Revenge coming if enough people R/R!