Chapter 5: Food Fun

A/N: Man oh man has it been a long time.  I almost completely forgot about the story until I got reviews saying that I should continue the story. I happen to be up at 12 am on a mad sugar rush so I figured what the heck. The plot may be a little messed up as it has been so long I don't remember every little detail. Sorry I am not going to answer reviews this time because there has been a lot of them, but thanks to everyone who reviewed and criticized, because that really helps me improve as a writer. Thank you everyone, especially the people who gave me the idea of this, you know who you are…  Now on with the story. PS If a little mild language bothers you don't read this.

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"What the hell is taking them so long to apply for the job?" I thought to myself as the rather large group of us strolled into the grocery section of the super Wal-Mart. "Ah well it shouldn't take too mu…" Remus yelling at Sirius then disrupted my train of thought. (No surprise there)

"Sirius you imbecile put those tomatoes down!!" yelled Remus in infuriation. Sirius just stuck his tongue out and began to juggle the tomatoes, starting with 2 and adding more as time went on. He was pretty good actually, and before we knew it there was a crowd of people watching Sirius juggle the tomatoes. When he finished everyone clapped and then resumed their regular shopping.

"You can't just pick up those tomatoes like that and then put them back!" stated Lily, "You've already touched them, so you have to buy them because no one wants food that someone has already gotten there greasy hands on, its just gross!!"

"Yeah, especially your greasy hands," I added, "Who knows where they have been. I know you don't wash your hands in the bathroom.." Sirius then gave me a malignant glare and everyone started laughing, even Malfoy and company. Sirius turned a lovely shade of crimson.

"I'm not the one who stands in the mirror all day looking at my ass asking Remus if it's too big," he retorted, "That's usually a girl's thing. Actually that probably explains why you do it…" He then stuck his tongue out at me and did a poor imitation of me looking at myself in a nearby mirror.

"Hey at least I have a girlfriend!!"  I said indignantly, "And I'm not the one who spends forever doing my hair and shit like some sort of gay freakazoid. Ooooh look at me my name is Sirius and I date other guys like Malfoy because they are so dead sexy" I then batted my eyelashes just for good measure.

"You guys, stop fighting!!!" said Wormtail, trying to break up the pandemonium in progress, "You really need to just calm down and.." SPLAT. Sirius chucked a miniature tomato at me, which landed smack dab in the middle of my forehead.

"Sirius that was uncalled for!" said Remus in a cross tone. SPLAT. I threw a tomato at him because; well because I felt like it. Remus then grabbed a plum and chucked it at me. I ducked just in time and it hit Malfoy in the face, giving him a rather large blue and purple bump.

"Why you little…" began Malfoy only he was too furious to say anything. He turned as red as the red onion that he aimed for Remus, but accidentally hit Lily, bursting open as it hit her. The onion showered her with layers of chunks, not to mention leaving an unforgettably nasty odor.

"That does it!!" yelled Lily. She ran off for a minute. We all started to think that maybe she went to go call security on us or something. That is, until she came back with a bag of popcorn. "It's payback time" she said and began chucking popcorn at everyone and everything in sight.

"FOOD FIGHT!!" shouted everyone in unison and we all began to chuck food at one another. We threw fruit and veggies at each other. We opened up bags of chips and popcorn and threw that. Caned beans were splattered everywhere. Then we hit the soda bottles, and began to shake them up and spray them all over each other. It was like a classic lunchroom scene, only at a Wal-Mart.

"Hey you guys I have an idea!" said Sirius with a mischievous look on his face. Everyone groaned, but we turned out to like his little idea. He dumped a bunch of water jugs out all over the floor, and then began to slide on it. Before long everyone was sliding along the water. We set up cans and made it an obstacle course.

Just as we started to form the limbo line, we ran into trouble. The manager of the store walked into the food section, to see that there was no food on the shelves. Then he looked down and around. It was all on the floor. His eyes then shifted to the group of us, and he made those tomatoes seem like a light pink…

"What the fuck are you guys doing????" asked the manager in rage, "My beautiful store, its ruined! What the hell were you thinking?" Sirius was about to open his mouth, but Moony covered it just in time. "Do you guys have any idea how much money in food you wasted?" We all shook our heads in shame. "I am going to figure out a punishment for this insubordinance, don't you worry. In the mean time, clean up this damn mess."

He handed us all a mop and a bucket. It took quite a long time to clean up the mess. Even though there were a lot of us, it was quite a task. When we were all done, he hadn't come back yet, so we started to talk.

"Great job Sirius you dipshit," said Malfoy. "If you didn't start by juggling the tomatoes, this never would have happened." Even I had to agree with him, this had been Sirius's fault. Along with many of the other excursions that we went on actually. Damn him.

"I'm sorry you guys," apologized Padfoot. He tried to give us the innocent puppy dog smile, but it doesn't exactly work on people our age. Remus dumped the bucket of water on his head causing him to have a mix of black and white soapy hair.

By the time that was over with, the manager had returned. He had this vindictive look on his face, which told us that this couldn't be good. It was a smile, but not a normal smile, one of those evil get ready to meet your doom smiles. I looked at Remus who just gulped. Uh oh…

"Nice job cleaning up the mess kids," he said in a that's not enough tone. "However I still need to punish you for this. Since you rascals like making messes so much, you must enjoy cleaning them too. You are all going to work here for a week. Maybe then you will see why things like this are unacceptable behavior."

"Honey, it's time to go!" called out my mom. "I got the job here as a cashier. Let's just check out and go ok?" I took a deep breath and swallowed hard. "Um mom… I think I will be coming with you to work for a while…"

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So, what did you think? Please review and give me suggestions for next time. I will definitely try to give you all comments but it was just to hard this time. Any suggestions for future adventures are also welcome.