Chapter 6 you're kidding me right?
Sakura: Yes! I have a Giant Mallet Of DOOM! Hahahahahaha! ^0^ I'd like to that Katinstyle2 (will be referred to as Kat from now on cause I'm lazy and have exams soon so I'm stressed and can't be bothered right now, T_T stupid exams)
Aitwo: T_T I want a Giant Mallet Of DOOM
Sakura: Thank you everyone for the reviews! This chapter contains the moment you've all been waiting for, problems for Yami and Bakura.
Cleo: Look I got bored so I made
Aitwo and Sakura O.0: more Fuzzy thingies!
Cleo: No! The plural term is Fuzzy-thingy-ma-bob.
Aitwo and Sakura: ?
***
Solomon (Grandpa I said I'd call him Solomon) didn't know what to make of all this, his grandson was jumping up and down in his very oversized school inform smiling at him while his Darker half was trying to calm the youngster down and explain what had happened to Yugi at the same time.
"So, what your trying to tell me is that Yugi is going to get younger and younger, you can't stop it, and you have no idea how long it's going to last"
"I'm afraid so, I don't know what Dark Bakura did to Yugi or how long it will last, but I do know that he'll go all the way back to a baby"
Solomon froze at the thought of having to take care of Yugi again.
"Are you ok? You look really pale" Yami said as Yugi now jumped around the room saying something about been a bunny rabbit
"Yugi, a baby again? I'm too old for this!"
"What do mean?"
"You'll see Yami, I'd better get all his old Clothes and things I used out of the loft for him, watch him for a minute" Solomon sighs then turned towards the loft to get Yugi's things.
"Yami, Yami, look at me I'm a birdie" Yugi flaps his arms and runs around the room "Tweet! Tweet, there's a worm!" he crouches down and picks up a chocolate sweet that fell out of his pocket when he was jumping around the room "YUMMY! ^___^"
"Yugi stay still for a minute, or all your clothes will fall off" Yami stated still calm and standing at the door way so Yugi couldn't run out of the room. Yugi stopped immediately and looked towards Yami with a cheeky face (AWWWW! What a picture!)
"OH! Then I'd be nudey ruddy!" Yugi continues to run around the room as an airplane this time Yami just sighs.
"Are all children like this when they're younger?"
"Yes Yami" Solomon answered from behind him "they are, now help me get Yugi into some Pyjamas at lest they'll fit him better" He said clearly ignoring the fact that Yugi did have much on anymore, unfortunately Yugi didn't want to cooperate with his Grandpa.
"NO, me play!"
"Now Yugi you can play for a while longer I just want to" to Yami's surprise he jumped on Yugi just as the young child tried to run away " Hold. Still. Yugi!" after a few minutes a struggling on the floor Solomon finally manages to get Yugi's PJs on, light blue with a picture of Barney smiling on the front with writing at the side 'I love you, you're special'
"Now can me play?"
"Yes Yugi, now grandpa has to go to a convention tonight so will you be good for Yami?"
"Now hold on for just a second your leaving me alone with him?" O.O
"I arranged this last month Yami, it's very important I can't cancel now, so Yugi's bed time is now 8:00 pm Sharpe don't let him stay up any later if he gets to hyper then play this song to him, he also listens to it when he goes to bed it's his favourite, DO NOT let him have cookies or sweets of ANY kind under ANY circumstances. Give him some Hamburgers and chips for his tea at 6:00 ok."
"I, err, I don't know how to work the oven" ^_^0
O.0
30 minutes later..
"so I put this in here, and turn this knob to 200 what did you call it?"
"degrees Celsius, no Yami don't push that button!"
BEEP BEEEP BEEEEEP BEEEEEEEEP!
(Both Solomon and Yami) "AAAGHH"
Solomon quickly turns off the oven alarm.
"I'll order take out for you"
****
Marik: I have to get rid of the Authoress' to do that, but first I have to snap Dark Bakura out this!
Dark Bakura: I love you, you love me, we're a happy family ^_^
Marik (inwardly shivering): Curse Sakura for this, now how do I get him out of it.
Dark Bakura: With great big hug and a kiss from me to you. ^___^
Marik (been hugged by Dark Bakura): AAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHH!
Dark Bakura: Won't you say you love me too ^o^
Sakura: What's going on?
Marik O.O: Help. Me. Air. Suffocating.
Sakura: I don't know, you look so cute like that.
Marik O.O: I. Will. Say. This. Once. And. Once. Only.. PLEASE!
Sakura: Well since you said please, (clinks fingers and Barney appears)
Barney: Hiya Dark Bakura ^_^
Dark Bakura: YAY! IT'S BARNEY! (goes and hugs barney)
Marik: thank RA! (quickly and quietly) and Sakura, (loudly again) that I'm alive!
Sakura: ¬.¬ your welcome
Aitwo: At least he said thanks, in a way and he said the word I never though he'd say, Please, man where's a cam recorder when you need it.
Marik: Sakura. Aitwo I will say this ONCE (bows on floor, I mean the whole grovel) Make Dark Bakura sane again! I'm begging you! (Gives cute eyes, just picture young Marik)
Sakura and Aitwo: AAAAAAAWWWWWW!
Sakura: How can I say no to a face like that (Marik blushes).
Aitwo: How did you keep quite that long! He's so cute when his nice ^_^ (Marik blushes even redder)
Sakura: Ok then, just give me a minute.
****
"Yugi put down the spoon, just give me the spoon and" (Yugi twangs the food contains of the spoon at Yami)
"Hahahahahaha!" Yugi points to Yami laughing at his facial expressions to having mashed potatoes hit him on the forehead. "Yam, Yam looks funny!"
"Yuck" Yami says as he wipes his forehead free of the gooey type substance "alright Yugi you asked for it, I'll get this last spoon full down him or so help me I'll" Yugi starts to reload the spoon up" no Yugi you don't want to do that"
"Yeah I do"
"no you don't"
"Yeah I do"
"no you don't" thinking quickly Yami suddenly comes up with an idea "dear Ra Tea's naked!" (sorry if you don't like Tea but Yugi does like her in both the Manga and the Amine)
"Hur?" Yugi looks behind him and Yami quickly seizes the spoon and forces it into the open mouth holding it shut. "Umm, Ummm" 0.o
"come on Yugi swallow the food" Yami says as he holds Yugi's noise, Yugi quickly swallows the food so he can breath "now that wasn't so bad was it?"
"Yucky!" .
"Oh come on Yugi it wasn't that bad"
*ding dong*
"O, someone here to see us Yam Yam get it"
Signing Yami goes to get the door to find its Bakura at the door, err wrapped in ribbons! With his Yami dancing around him like a may pole!
"WHAT on earth did you DO to my Yami!" He shouts or his equivalent anyway "All I'm hearing from him is the Barney song! I'm going crazy! He's painted the house pink! Get these ribbons off me!"
"Err I didn't do. Much. Just"
"Just what!" Bakura said rather loudly trying to unwrap himself from the ribbons
"Just taped into his worst fear projected it into a physical form and turning it into a shadow game and challenging him not to scream at it, then punishing him with it by locking him in the ring for A few hours with his worst fear, that's all"
"WHAT! Your kidding me, change him back!"
"Why? This is a good thing"
Just then Yugi turns on the TV and puts a barney tape on, and Dark Bakura dances into the room clapping his hands, Yugi joins in "Yay Barney"
"^_^0 err ok you win Bakura I'll change him back but first I'd better take them out of the fanfic" presses emergency button for immediate escape from fanfic except when Authoress says they can't, and they are in the author note (only Bakura is left in fanfic).
****
(Inside Author note)
But before Yami can do anything Dark Bakura starts to dance round him with Yugi wrapping him up with ribbons so he can't move. "Hey!"
"Yami can watch Barney with us!"
"Yay, Yam Yam watch too"
"Aaagghh! Must. Call. Sakura" Yami reaches into pocket and brings out a small gold mobile phone "Lets see it's. 1.0.1 (area code) 4.3.5.7.1. (numbers spell out help! With the one serving as an exclamation mark)
"Hi this is the Sakura character help line I'm not in the fanfic right now which means I'm helping Aitwo with something please follow the instruction so I can asses the situation, if your been mentally tapered with press 1, if your in need of some sympathy press 2, if your about to die unjustly press 3, if there is some other reason press 4, if your been tortured and your not Dark Bakura or anyone on the wrong side of my temper at the moment press 5"
Yami presses 4 whilst still been wrapped up in ribbons only his hands are free, luckily the phone volume is on loud.
"Please indicate your situation" Yami sighs "if you've been trapped in some ally way press 1, if you can't do your homework and need some help press 2, if it has something to with a yami press 3"
Yami presses 3
"Please indicate the yami, if it is Yami Marik press 1 , if it is Yami as in Yugi's press 2 and finally if it is Dark Bakura press 911" (it's 999 if your in England everyone just seems to know 911 for America that's why I didn't put 999 even though I live in England)"
Yami presses 911
A portal appears from Aitwo's fanfic with Aitwo's Dark Bakura (a.k.a AVDBakura) Sakura and Aitwo. Who all immediately notice Dark Bakura wrapping ribbon around a pole. AVDBakura covers his eyes in embarrassment, while I Sakura just remain puzzled.
Sakura: Why is he acting like that? Where's the emergency?
Voice: Help! If he wraps me up any tighter. I won't be able to breathe!
Sakura: Sounds like Yami! [Pulls ribbon off the 'pole' and discovers Yami underneath.] How did this all happen?
Yami: After grandpa left I tried to feed baby Yugi, I had just got him to eat, when Bakura came in very worried well mad at me, but that's not the point, apparently he returned home finding Yami Bakura painting his house pink and wrapping ribbons everywhere including him and singing the barney tune! (everyone inwardly shudders) I brought him here so he wouldn't disrupt the fanfic, then he started wrapping ribbons around me saying I could watch Barney with him, next thing I knew I couldn't move my arms or legs. So I used the gold phone you gave me in case of emergency for help"
AVDBakura: [Points at Dark Bakura, who was having a pretend tea party.] This double is a total embarrassment; I demand he be made sane at once!
Sakura: I suppose he has a point, and I did promise Marik, what do you think Aitwo?
Aitwo: Whatever you decide is fine with me.
Sakura: That's it! I don't like you like this! You've been agreeing with anyone including AVDBakura, I'm going to knock whatever passes for sanity back into your head! [Raises Mallet of Doom.] (see Yami's day out for that to make total sense to you if you haven't read it chapter 9)
BAM!
Aitwo: [Rubs head.] OW! What was that all about? Why does my head feel like it's been smashed into a million pieces and then stuck together again?
Sakura: I can't believe that worked!
Aitwo: If your mission was to give me a sore head, mission accomplished.
Sakura: You were acting weird.
Aitwo: Don't I always?
Sakura: I meant not your self weird, not your everyday weird.
AVDBakura: [Impatiently.] Can we get back to the situation at hand please?
Dark Bakura during the conversation had tried to invite AVDBakura to his tea party. Getting no reaction from AVDBakura, only made the double his effort and try harder, and was at this very moment trying to make the ancient tomb thief drink a pretend cup of tea.
Aitwo: Sakura, he's been this way since you brought him over the first time, by any chance have you forgotten to stop the penalty game in the fanfic?
Sakura: [Checks fanfic.] No I haven't. an I just keep him this way for while longer!
AVDBakura: If you won't do it I'll take matters into my own hands. [Shouts across Sakura's fanfic to Aitwo's.] YAMI!
Aitwo's Yami(a.k.a AVYami): What do you want Tomb Robber?
AVDBakura: I need you and your puzzle right now. [Pulls AVYami into Sakura's fanfic.]
AVYami: What the? [Lands on the floor.] All you had to do was ask.
AVDBakura: [Snatches Puzzle.] Thank you Pharaoh.
AVYami: Give that back!
AVDBakura: [Waves Puzzle in Dark Bakura's face.] Look Puzzle.
Dark Bakura: The Millennium Puzzle! [Eyes glowing.] Give it to me, my pathetic excuse of a duplicate!
Sakura: Ah great! Now he sane, I would have made him sane by the next chapter, I promised Marik.
AVDBakura: This is coming from a spirit that was making daisy chains! (points to the daisy chains around Dark Bakura's neck)
Dark Bakura: Daisy chains? I made Daisy chains! (looks at daisy chains) AAAGGHH!
AVYami: Be careful with my Puzzle.
Dark Bakura and AVDBakura: MINE! [Both struggle to gain the Puzzle.]
The Puzzle slips out of their hands and smashes into pieces. AVYami disappears.
Aitwo: NO!
Sakura: Uh oh!
AVDBakura: YES! One pathetic pharaoh down! [Notices shattered Puzzle.] No, my PUZZLE!
Sakura: I guess we'll have to put it together again.
Aitwo: How hard can it be? Wait! I can't continue my fanfic. [Sobs.] AVYami's GONE!
Yami: Until he returns, I guess, I can take over.
Aitwo: [Hugs Yami.] Thank you! Thank you!
Yami: [Squeezed.] You're [Desperate for air.] welcome!
Sakura: but who's gonna look after Yugi, ah I know. Hehehehe.
Sakura: Yes! I have a Giant Mallet Of DOOM! Hahahahahaha! ^0^ I'd like to that Katinstyle2 (will be referred to as Kat from now on cause I'm lazy and have exams soon so I'm stressed and can't be bothered right now, T_T stupid exams)
Aitwo: T_T I want a Giant Mallet Of DOOM
Sakura: Thank you everyone for the reviews! This chapter contains the moment you've all been waiting for, problems for Yami and Bakura.
Cleo: Look I got bored so I made
Aitwo and Sakura O.0: more Fuzzy thingies!
Cleo: No! The plural term is Fuzzy-thingy-ma-bob.
Aitwo and Sakura: ?
***
Solomon (Grandpa I said I'd call him Solomon) didn't know what to make of all this, his grandson was jumping up and down in his very oversized school inform smiling at him while his Darker half was trying to calm the youngster down and explain what had happened to Yugi at the same time.
"So, what your trying to tell me is that Yugi is going to get younger and younger, you can't stop it, and you have no idea how long it's going to last"
"I'm afraid so, I don't know what Dark Bakura did to Yugi or how long it will last, but I do know that he'll go all the way back to a baby"
Solomon froze at the thought of having to take care of Yugi again.
"Are you ok? You look really pale" Yami said as Yugi now jumped around the room saying something about been a bunny rabbit
"Yugi, a baby again? I'm too old for this!"
"What do mean?"
"You'll see Yami, I'd better get all his old Clothes and things I used out of the loft for him, watch him for a minute" Solomon sighs then turned towards the loft to get Yugi's things.
"Yami, Yami, look at me I'm a birdie" Yugi flaps his arms and runs around the room "Tweet! Tweet, there's a worm!" he crouches down and picks up a chocolate sweet that fell out of his pocket when he was jumping around the room "YUMMY! ^___^"
"Yugi stay still for a minute, or all your clothes will fall off" Yami stated still calm and standing at the door way so Yugi couldn't run out of the room. Yugi stopped immediately and looked towards Yami with a cheeky face (AWWWW! What a picture!)
"OH! Then I'd be nudey ruddy!" Yugi continues to run around the room as an airplane this time Yami just sighs.
"Are all children like this when they're younger?"
"Yes Yami" Solomon answered from behind him "they are, now help me get Yugi into some Pyjamas at lest they'll fit him better" He said clearly ignoring the fact that Yugi did have much on anymore, unfortunately Yugi didn't want to cooperate with his Grandpa.
"NO, me play!"
"Now Yugi you can play for a while longer I just want to" to Yami's surprise he jumped on Yugi just as the young child tried to run away " Hold. Still. Yugi!" after a few minutes a struggling on the floor Solomon finally manages to get Yugi's PJs on, light blue with a picture of Barney smiling on the front with writing at the side 'I love you, you're special'
"Now can me play?"
"Yes Yugi, now grandpa has to go to a convention tonight so will you be good for Yami?"
"Now hold on for just a second your leaving me alone with him?" O.O
"I arranged this last month Yami, it's very important I can't cancel now, so Yugi's bed time is now 8:00 pm Sharpe don't let him stay up any later if he gets to hyper then play this song to him, he also listens to it when he goes to bed it's his favourite, DO NOT let him have cookies or sweets of ANY kind under ANY circumstances. Give him some Hamburgers and chips for his tea at 6:00 ok."
"I, err, I don't know how to work the oven" ^_^0
O.0
30 minutes later..
"so I put this in here, and turn this knob to 200 what did you call it?"
"degrees Celsius, no Yami don't push that button!"
BEEP BEEEP BEEEEEP BEEEEEEEEP!
(Both Solomon and Yami) "AAAGHH"
Solomon quickly turns off the oven alarm.
"I'll order take out for you"
****
Marik: I have to get rid of the Authoress' to do that, but first I have to snap Dark Bakura out this!
Dark Bakura: I love you, you love me, we're a happy family ^_^
Marik (inwardly shivering): Curse Sakura for this, now how do I get him out of it.
Dark Bakura: With great big hug and a kiss from me to you. ^___^
Marik (been hugged by Dark Bakura): AAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHH!
Dark Bakura: Won't you say you love me too ^o^
Sakura: What's going on?
Marik O.O: Help. Me. Air. Suffocating.
Sakura: I don't know, you look so cute like that.
Marik O.O: I. Will. Say. This. Once. And. Once. Only.. PLEASE!
Sakura: Well since you said please, (clinks fingers and Barney appears)
Barney: Hiya Dark Bakura ^_^
Dark Bakura: YAY! IT'S BARNEY! (goes and hugs barney)
Marik: thank RA! (quickly and quietly) and Sakura, (loudly again) that I'm alive!
Sakura: ¬.¬ your welcome
Aitwo: At least he said thanks, in a way and he said the word I never though he'd say, Please, man where's a cam recorder when you need it.
Marik: Sakura. Aitwo I will say this ONCE (bows on floor, I mean the whole grovel) Make Dark Bakura sane again! I'm begging you! (Gives cute eyes, just picture young Marik)
Sakura and Aitwo: AAAAAAAWWWWWW!
Sakura: How can I say no to a face like that (Marik blushes).
Aitwo: How did you keep quite that long! He's so cute when his nice ^_^ (Marik blushes even redder)
Sakura: Ok then, just give me a minute.
****
"Yugi put down the spoon, just give me the spoon and" (Yugi twangs the food contains of the spoon at Yami)
"Hahahahahaha!" Yugi points to Yami laughing at his facial expressions to having mashed potatoes hit him on the forehead. "Yam, Yam looks funny!"
"Yuck" Yami says as he wipes his forehead free of the gooey type substance "alright Yugi you asked for it, I'll get this last spoon full down him or so help me I'll" Yugi starts to reload the spoon up" no Yugi you don't want to do that"
"Yeah I do"
"no you don't"
"Yeah I do"
"no you don't" thinking quickly Yami suddenly comes up with an idea "dear Ra Tea's naked!" (sorry if you don't like Tea but Yugi does like her in both the Manga and the Amine)
"Hur?" Yugi looks behind him and Yami quickly seizes the spoon and forces it into the open mouth holding it shut. "Umm, Ummm" 0.o
"come on Yugi swallow the food" Yami says as he holds Yugi's noise, Yugi quickly swallows the food so he can breath "now that wasn't so bad was it?"
"Yucky!" .
"Oh come on Yugi it wasn't that bad"
*ding dong*
"O, someone here to see us Yam Yam get it"
Signing Yami goes to get the door to find its Bakura at the door, err wrapped in ribbons! With his Yami dancing around him like a may pole!
"WHAT on earth did you DO to my Yami!" He shouts or his equivalent anyway "All I'm hearing from him is the Barney song! I'm going crazy! He's painted the house pink! Get these ribbons off me!"
"Err I didn't do. Much. Just"
"Just what!" Bakura said rather loudly trying to unwrap himself from the ribbons
"Just taped into his worst fear projected it into a physical form and turning it into a shadow game and challenging him not to scream at it, then punishing him with it by locking him in the ring for A few hours with his worst fear, that's all"
"WHAT! Your kidding me, change him back!"
"Why? This is a good thing"
Just then Yugi turns on the TV and puts a barney tape on, and Dark Bakura dances into the room clapping his hands, Yugi joins in "Yay Barney"
"^_^0 err ok you win Bakura I'll change him back but first I'd better take them out of the fanfic" presses emergency button for immediate escape from fanfic except when Authoress says they can't, and they are in the author note (only Bakura is left in fanfic).
****
(Inside Author note)
But before Yami can do anything Dark Bakura starts to dance round him with Yugi wrapping him up with ribbons so he can't move. "Hey!"
"Yami can watch Barney with us!"
"Yay, Yam Yam watch too"
"Aaagghh! Must. Call. Sakura" Yami reaches into pocket and brings out a small gold mobile phone "Lets see it's. 1.0.1 (area code) 4.3.5.7.1. (numbers spell out help! With the one serving as an exclamation mark)
"Hi this is the Sakura character help line I'm not in the fanfic right now which means I'm helping Aitwo with something please follow the instruction so I can asses the situation, if your been mentally tapered with press 1, if your in need of some sympathy press 2, if your about to die unjustly press 3, if there is some other reason press 4, if your been tortured and your not Dark Bakura or anyone on the wrong side of my temper at the moment press 5"
Yami presses 4 whilst still been wrapped up in ribbons only his hands are free, luckily the phone volume is on loud.
"Please indicate your situation" Yami sighs "if you've been trapped in some ally way press 1, if you can't do your homework and need some help press 2, if it has something to with a yami press 3"
Yami presses 3
"Please indicate the yami, if it is Yami Marik press 1 , if it is Yami as in Yugi's press 2 and finally if it is Dark Bakura press 911" (it's 999 if your in England everyone just seems to know 911 for America that's why I didn't put 999 even though I live in England)"
Yami presses 911
A portal appears from Aitwo's fanfic with Aitwo's Dark Bakura (a.k.a AVDBakura) Sakura and Aitwo. Who all immediately notice Dark Bakura wrapping ribbon around a pole. AVDBakura covers his eyes in embarrassment, while I Sakura just remain puzzled.
Sakura: Why is he acting like that? Where's the emergency?
Voice: Help! If he wraps me up any tighter. I won't be able to breathe!
Sakura: Sounds like Yami! [Pulls ribbon off the 'pole' and discovers Yami underneath.] How did this all happen?
Yami: After grandpa left I tried to feed baby Yugi, I had just got him to eat, when Bakura came in very worried well mad at me, but that's not the point, apparently he returned home finding Yami Bakura painting his house pink and wrapping ribbons everywhere including him and singing the barney tune! (everyone inwardly shudders) I brought him here so he wouldn't disrupt the fanfic, then he started wrapping ribbons around me saying I could watch Barney with him, next thing I knew I couldn't move my arms or legs. So I used the gold phone you gave me in case of emergency for help"
AVDBakura: [Points at Dark Bakura, who was having a pretend tea party.] This double is a total embarrassment; I demand he be made sane at once!
Sakura: I suppose he has a point, and I did promise Marik, what do you think Aitwo?
Aitwo: Whatever you decide is fine with me.
Sakura: That's it! I don't like you like this! You've been agreeing with anyone including AVDBakura, I'm going to knock whatever passes for sanity back into your head! [Raises Mallet of Doom.] (see Yami's day out for that to make total sense to you if you haven't read it chapter 9)
BAM!
Aitwo: [Rubs head.] OW! What was that all about? Why does my head feel like it's been smashed into a million pieces and then stuck together again?
Sakura: I can't believe that worked!
Aitwo: If your mission was to give me a sore head, mission accomplished.
Sakura: You were acting weird.
Aitwo: Don't I always?
Sakura: I meant not your self weird, not your everyday weird.
AVDBakura: [Impatiently.] Can we get back to the situation at hand please?
Dark Bakura during the conversation had tried to invite AVDBakura to his tea party. Getting no reaction from AVDBakura, only made the double his effort and try harder, and was at this very moment trying to make the ancient tomb thief drink a pretend cup of tea.
Aitwo: Sakura, he's been this way since you brought him over the first time, by any chance have you forgotten to stop the penalty game in the fanfic?
Sakura: [Checks fanfic.] No I haven't. an I just keep him this way for while longer!
AVDBakura: If you won't do it I'll take matters into my own hands. [Shouts across Sakura's fanfic to Aitwo's.] YAMI!
Aitwo's Yami(a.k.a AVYami): What do you want Tomb Robber?
AVDBakura: I need you and your puzzle right now. [Pulls AVYami into Sakura's fanfic.]
AVYami: What the? [Lands on the floor.] All you had to do was ask.
AVDBakura: [Snatches Puzzle.] Thank you Pharaoh.
AVYami: Give that back!
AVDBakura: [Waves Puzzle in Dark Bakura's face.] Look Puzzle.
Dark Bakura: The Millennium Puzzle! [Eyes glowing.] Give it to me, my pathetic excuse of a duplicate!
Sakura: Ah great! Now he sane, I would have made him sane by the next chapter, I promised Marik.
AVDBakura: This is coming from a spirit that was making daisy chains! (points to the daisy chains around Dark Bakura's neck)
Dark Bakura: Daisy chains? I made Daisy chains! (looks at daisy chains) AAAGGHH!
AVYami: Be careful with my Puzzle.
Dark Bakura and AVDBakura: MINE! [Both struggle to gain the Puzzle.]
The Puzzle slips out of their hands and smashes into pieces. AVYami disappears.
Aitwo: NO!
Sakura: Uh oh!
AVDBakura: YES! One pathetic pharaoh down! [Notices shattered Puzzle.] No, my PUZZLE!
Sakura: I guess we'll have to put it together again.
Aitwo: How hard can it be? Wait! I can't continue my fanfic. [Sobs.] AVYami's GONE!
Yami: Until he returns, I guess, I can take over.
Aitwo: [Hugs Yami.] Thank you! Thank you!
Yami: [Squeezed.] You're [Desperate for air.] welcome!
Sakura: but who's gonna look after Yugi, ah I know. Hehehehe.