Chapter 7 the wonderful thing about IT!

Before I start I have a message from Aitwo she says she's sorry but she'll be off on holiday for a week but will still be in my ficcie. To Bird of Prey Yugi is not 18 in the Amine dub but 15 (sorry) and as for sex who said I was talking about that? Hahaha, But on a serous note just to clear things up so you understand why that bit was there Yugi is a little slow on the uptake of things like this he's always the last to figure it out, it's not that he doesn't know about IT, it just doesn't click right away that's all.

Sakura: I can let

Aitwo: No! That's inhuman; you can't subject Yugi to that!

Sakura: Yugi's gonna be fine but IT won't and IT Junior won't!

Aitwo O.O: err Sakura, when you say IT Junior you don't mean.

Sakura: Yes. I. Do.

Aitwo: not the, the (looks around to make sure no one in the room will hear) The Avon customer.

Sakura: Oh yes! Giving ME, me a lecture on TRUST! I'll show her, just cause I couldn't leave the order with her because of company policy, she cancels the order, gives ME a lecture on trust and shuts the door! She cancelled her account too, said she'd get it at work from someone who will trust HER! And she made it sound as if SHE was the victim well

Aitwo -_-0: I think that's enough complaining for today Sakura here have some ice cream. (She has been listening to me complain so I'll let Aitwo off)

Sakura ^__^: Yay, and its strawberry too, thanks Aitwo you're a real friend.

Aitwo ^_^0: I know.

Sakura: IT and IT Junior are still gonna pay though, oh and I apologise to C.T (Crouching Tigress) for the delay of this chapter (exams and deadlines T_T)

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"Where is everyone, they've been gone an awful long time" Bakura was still alone in the fanfic. A portal opens up revelling baby Yugi and a sane Dark Bakura (darn it -_-)

Dark Bakura looks at his light "Oh there you are, you baka! (It's a clean word don't worry if you've never read it means 'idiot' in Japanese) why did it take so long for you to.what!"

Yugi was pulling on Dark Bakura's leg looking directly up at Dark Bakura "Uncle Bakura and Yam Yam Bakura play with me?" giving the 'look' of cuteness.

"I don't have time for babies especially wimpy ones!"

"YAMI! That was rude and uncalled for!"

"Aha so you do have a voice not to mention some guts come on then!"

*Ding dong*

Bakura quickly goes to answer the door in hopes of avoiding a confrontation between him and his Darker half, but immediately wished he didn't, for there stood the two people he didn't want to see for as long as he lived IT and IT Junior.

"Mr. Moto I'm here to discuses your grades!" Mrs. Robinson invited her self in followed by a dazed IT Junior. " And just why are YOU here Mr"

"I, err, was just, err, just Babysitting Yugi's younger brother err, Yami! Err yeah"

"What do you mean Mr Moto does not have any younger siblings!"

"Well err his Yugi's Half brother by marriage"

"I was under the impression that Mr Moto's parents were both dead"

"Err"

"What am I doing here" IT Junior looks around the room and walks up to Dark Bakura "who are you, and where am I?"

"How should I know" Dark Bakura is trying to pry Yugi off his leg which he grabbed at seeing Mrs. Robinson and IT Junior (I'd be scared too) "I'm busy right now or are you blind!"

IT Junior looks at Yugi who squeezes Dark Bakura's leg even tighter

"Ow! I need an oxygen supply too you know" Dark Bakura in a lot of pain manages to pry Yugi off his leg but Yugi jumps into his arms and holds like his life depends on it (which it probably does at the moment) "O.O Hey! Get. Off. Oxygen!" Yugi loosens his grip a little so Dark Bakura can breath but still holds on pretty tightly "¬.¬ Bakura, a little help here"

"So you see he's, what did you say?" Bakura who was still trying to explain how 'Yami' is 'Yugi's' brother comes too attention and nearly laughs at seeing his Darker half holding a child (Kodak moment ^_^)

"I said help, ok?" Dark Bakura stop's try to support Yugi's weight with his hand and puts them on his hips having been prevented from crossing them by the Small obstacle clinging to him.

"And why" Mrs. Robinson stats voice very pronounced "Have I not seen you in class, if you are the twin brother of Bakura (I don't know the Amine dub second name for Ryou other wise she would of just called Mr something)

"He's not from around here" Bakura quickly intercepts "when my mother and sister died he got to be to much for my dad to handle us both, so. He sent my brother to, my Cousin ya in Egypt"

"Bakura I'm still waiting" Dark Bakura starts to tap his foot

"Will someone please tell me why I'm here? Where IS here?"

Bakura and Dark Bakura exchange glances

"She must of got onto the wrong side of Sakura" Bakura whispers

"Err ya I guess, wait minute she can do that!"

"Ya, I guess so she must of really up set Sakura though"

"Remind me not to get on her wrong side until she's calmed down"

"Check"

"Ahem, when you're quite done I would like to see Mr. Moto"

"Then why don't you take a set and wait for him, Cause he's not here right now, or do you have cloth for ears!" Dark Bakura was starting to lose his temper with Mrs. Robinson, then he had a wicked idea "You can look after this (points down at Yugi) while you're at it too c'mon Bakura" Dark Bakura pushes Yugi into the living room grabs his Lighter half and runs out the door before anyone can blink.

"Wow he moved fast" IT Junior moves towards the kitchen "Do you want some Coco I can make some"

"Who the hell are you"

"I'm Jan"

"Well Jan why have you been following me?"

"Donno, you were the first sinister looking person I saw"

"What!"

They continue to 'talk', mean while Yugi has walked into the kitchen and discovered Coffee on the table left by his Grandpa (oh dear, he shouldn't of done that) wondering what it is Yugi reaches up for the cup and drinks it all really fast.

"Yucky!" .._ ok any minute now.

Aitwo: Oh really Sakura your such an amateur sometimes, Yugi how about I give you some cookies?

Yugi: hmmm (thinks for a while) OK! (Lets go) weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! (Lands in Sakura's arms)

Sakura: *few* ok back to the fan fic.

Aitwo: wait just a sec Sakura (opens portal) since we just fixed my Yami's puzzle you can have yours back

Sakura: Thank goodness please review ^_^0

Note to reviews Mrs Robinson was found behind a bin in an alley way muttering something about the spiky sharks are coming to her, she now teaches insane people how to scream properly as part of her own treatment at Domino loony bin institute and has frequent nightmares about the tri haired cutie coming to get her. IT Junior was found yelling for her mummy cause Barney was coming to take over the world she is at the same institute, and still doesn't know that she's in Japan.