Chapter 10 Four!!!!
Sakura: (staring at her new room) O.O
Cast and Aitwo looking nervously at Sakura
LunaLight (Luna 4 short again my sister had to change her name again): well do you like the place or not!!!!
(Cast and Aitwo amine fall)
Sakura: I. I... 0.o
Ryou (I just can't go on saying Bakura and Dark Bakura anymore): go on take your time, were here for you Sakura.
Sakura: LOVE IT ^________________^
Cast: YAY ^_________________________________^
Aitwo: guess this is your new home then guys
Sakura: Yup! ^___^ I'm so happy I'm gonna write another chapter!
Cast (Bakura, Ryou and Yami in particular): WHAT!? O.O
Yugi: Yay story time, story time (jumps up and down excitedly)
Sakura: thanks for the reviews or the Two got anyway, C.T your input was really appreciated , Katinstyle2 wow thanks I hope you don't mind but your stories are in here I just modified them slightly ^_^0. I apologise for not updating sooner the reasons are as follows, 1) I had to move house so lots to sort out like rent and stuff, 2) I had to completely clear my room out, 3) had to job hunt, 4) got writers block would you believe, 5) the computers that I use are the university ones so you can see the limits I have, (people I'm staying with won't let me use their pc), 6) computers saving system is weird it took time figure out and 7) I got writers block AGAIN (how many times can you get that for a chapter) oh and 8) I'm changing banks (stupid Yorkshire bank charging me 6 pound a day for accidentally overdrawing and then charging me for the privilege of been charged, they suck)
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(N/A: Yugi version of Yami's name = 'Ami he and I got tired of calling him Yam, Yam)
Bakura (remember I've changed it so Bakura is the tomb thief and Ryou is the hikari) walked up to the course. "First we need to decide the order we play in" he smirks at them as he pulls out a dice. "Lowest number goes first, if two or more people role the same number they role again"
"Alright" Ryou replied
"Fine"
"birdie! Look 'ami (Yami) a birdie!" Yugi tugs Yami's Arm until he looks at the bird on a near by tree.
"I'll take that as a yes then" ¬.¬ Bakura Said, he roles the dice and gets a 2 next Ryou roles and gets a 4, Yami then picked it up and got a 5 (very convenient for Bakura isn't it?) Finally Yugi rolled the dice and got a 6.
"I win, I win" ^___^ Yugi jumped up and down with glee
"err Yugi you didn't ..Ryou how do I explain this without breaking his heart?"
"err"
"Step aside fools I'll break it to him" Bakura steps up to Yugi "Yugi?"
"Yea, unkee 'Akuwa?" Yugi stopped jumping but still happily looked at Bakura
"Err you.. Are right you do go first"
"Yay" ^_________________^
"What happed Ryou? I used to be so strong"
"Now you see what I have to live with" Yami answered as Ryou tried to convince his Yami he wasn't weak and pathetic, just like all the other 'mortals' he lived with.
"Your not weak Bakura, Yugi's just too innocent and cute to argue with right now"
"I've disgraced my whole family"
"You haven't disgraced your family Bakura"
"Yes I have!" Bakura goes to the start of the course to sulk, Ryou just sighed while Yugi and Yami got ready to play.
"Me go first" ^__^
"I know Yugi"
Yugi jumps on the first green (Par 2, for those of you who don't know Par is the amount of hits on average it takes to get the ball in the hole) it was relativity straight it was green with a farm theme to it there were 2 raised area's at the sides creating a narrow area in the middle of the field for the ball to go though, it was directly in front of the hole making it possible to get a hole in one, various animal models such as sheep, cows, horses etc, are set on the raised area's along with small barns. Yugi puts his ball down on the green material which serves as a substitute for grass (N/A: good job too if grass had ever seen my family in crazy golf.. Well let's just say what grass?) And gets ready too putt the ball.
"You do know this is pointless" Bakura said whilst continuing his sulk "the little brat will never get it in the hole anyway"
Yugi remained oblivious to the comment, and instead crudely raised up his club, narrowly missing everyone as they jumped out of the way, brought the club down as hard as his little frame could and hit the ball.
This as you could guess caused total chaos, as it flew out of the green, narrowly missing a random teenage girl walking past with a hotdog, who shrieked at the sudden appearance and disappearance of the ball, the ball then bounces off the heads of the owners of Yorkshire bank.
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CEO'S of Yorkshire Bank: x_X Sakura: ^________________________________________________________^ YGO Cast: 0.o *cast backs away from Sakura
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The ball then proceeded form the now unconscious Yorkshire Bank CEO'S back too the first hole and landed straight in. (No proper human being was seriously hurt during the writing of this part of the chapter)
"YAY!" Yugi once again jumped up and down with glee
"....." Yami just couldn't say anything
"????????" Ryou didn't know how it was possible and tried to calculate the odds (they were not surprisingly big against it)
"!!!" Bakura didn't know what to think about this, they all looked at each other, then the hole, then at Yugi, then back at each other. "could someone explain..what. Just.Happened"
All both Ryou and Yami could give was an "err"
"I didn't think so, your up pharaoh"
"ooo.k"
Yami now steps onto the green, puts his ball down and prepares to shoot it how Ryou told him to, using a few simple angle calculations he'd seen Yugi do at school he manages too hit the ball straight into the hole, Ryou and Bakura more or less do the same thing.
The next hole was a wind mill on top of a little hill and all you had to do was hit the ball though the hole, avoiding the turny things that go around (you know what a mean) and get it onto the hole at the end (also par 2). easy right?
"Yugi, it's your turn"
"ok 'Ami" Yugi has no trouble getting the ball though and putts the ball in within 2 turns, Yami does the same except it took three from a 'freak breeze' that suddenly occurred *cough, cough* Bakura cheating *cough, cough* Ryou got though it with no problem either and had it in two as well, Bakura got it in 9, yep he really got mad about it, I know you want to know so it happed like this.
"hurry up Bakura" Yami tapped his foot while staring at him.
"keep your hair on pharaoh" Bakura equally as impatient replied back.
Bakura steps onto the green and completely misses the hole all together and had the ball role right back in front of him, surprisingly he kept his cool and simply shot again, only to hit a turny thing and have it come back again, this time Bakura was slightly irritated, and again hit the ball, which didn't even make it up the hill, annoyed at the thing for not getting into the hole made for the ball Bakura hit it hard, the ball shot at the wind mill bounced back at him and hit him on the head, causing everyone to laugh quietly at him. Bakura now literary fuming out steam, Bakura throws a fit of angry dialogue, that can't be deciphered in anyway, even by me and angry arm movement (think Donald duck fit), hits the ball repeatedly again, again and again until on the 7th try by pure fluke, he gets it though the hole (by this time Yami, Yugi and Ryou are on the floor with laughter) and gets it in the hole with two goes.
"SHUT UP BAKA'S, I DID IT ON PURPOSE!! " Bakura was still fuming a dark flame around him as he walked past the laughing group on the floor now in tears of laughter.
"Y. y . yea sure B. Bakura, w. what ever you sssssssayyyy hahahaha" That was all Yami managed to get out before he was over taken by laughter again at the thought of the fellow spirit being mad at a ball, and furiously hitting it.
On the next green (an Egyptian set out par 4) Yami's Ball mysteriously disappeared off the course on a one way trip to the shadow realm.
"Bakura!!!" Yami practically shouted down Bakura's ear
"Yes, dear pharaoh" Bakura innocently replied back
"Where did you send my ball to?!"
"Send I didn't send it anywhere, it must of decided to go to the shadow realm itself" and just for spite he sarcastically added "maybe the heart of the golf ball is against you"
"why you using shadow powers is cheating!"
"is NOT!"
"is TOO!"
"Alright then pharaoh prove it, show me where it says shadow powers aren't allowed in the rule book"
"....."
"HA, You can't cause it isn't" triumphantly Bakura continued to taunt Yami until his ball also disappeared from the field "what the?! Yami!!!"
"Yes"
"What did you do?" Bakura gave direct eye contact with Yami, who didn't flinch at all,
"Oh I guess the heart of the golf ball is against you as well" Yami coldly replied giving the classic smirk as he did.
"You cheater!" Bakura felt rage boil up in him
"I'm no cheat" Yami coolly replied, far more composed that Bakura
"yes you are!!!" Bakura bellowed back at him going red in the face.
"Very well I will apologise to you if you can point out in the rule book, the bit where it say's shadow powers can't be used" Bakura growled and so it was the battle for who's Hikari could beat the other one began...
"Ryou, aim straight down the middle, don't go for the angle"
"I can play for myself, thank you" it was the last hole and by shear dumb luck Yugi had made it 1 ponit less than Bakura, if he didn't make this hole in one, he'd tie with Yugi and his Yami would have to apologise to Yugi's Yami (now currently trying too get Yugi away from a swan , which was trying to take Yugi's hands off because hew was holding one of it's chicks).
"Yugi please let the birdie go"
"No, me friends with it" Yugi hugs the bird tightly, the chick in turn squirms to try and get away calling for it's mother, who hissed loudly
"Yugi" Yami began "it wants to play with you, but you have to let it go first so it... Can eat it's dinner"
"oh, it need to eat" Yugi drops the bird and it runs in the direction of it's mother "bye, bye, come and play real soon birdie" Yugi smiles and the chick keeps running away until it reached the water and is reunited with it's mum.
"Darn it Hikari why did you miss!!!"
"Sorry" But you could see Ryou smiling slightly as he did
"Sorry, Sorry now. I .have to apologise to that pharaoh!"
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Sakura: well that's enough for now, sorry if it's rubbish but I'll make up for it I have something special planed at a beach heeheeheee.
Yami: I'm tired
Joey: I'm hungry
Yugi: Zzzz. Zzzz. Zzzz. Zzzz.
Aitwo + Sakura: awwwwwwwwwwwwww! He's so cute! When he's sleeping.
Ryou: please R+R ^____^
Bakura: NO don't I still have to apologise she'll make me do it if you all review.
Sakura: arr, yes that reminds me Bakura your punishment for cheating also comes in the next chapter.
Bakura: I DIDN'T cheat , I wasn't in the rule book so I didn't.and Yami did it too.
Yami: HEY!
Sakura: Yes, but Yami was getting even, and according too the official author book what I say goes!
Bakura: darn.
Sakura: (staring at her new room) O.O
Cast and Aitwo looking nervously at Sakura
LunaLight (Luna 4 short again my sister had to change her name again): well do you like the place or not!!!!
(Cast and Aitwo amine fall)
Sakura: I. I... 0.o
Ryou (I just can't go on saying Bakura and Dark Bakura anymore): go on take your time, were here for you Sakura.
Sakura: LOVE IT ^________________^
Cast: YAY ^_________________________________^
Aitwo: guess this is your new home then guys
Sakura: Yup! ^___^ I'm so happy I'm gonna write another chapter!
Cast (Bakura, Ryou and Yami in particular): WHAT!? O.O
Yugi: Yay story time, story time (jumps up and down excitedly)
Sakura: thanks for the reviews or the Two got anyway, C.T your input was really appreciated , Katinstyle2 wow thanks I hope you don't mind but your stories are in here I just modified them slightly ^_^0. I apologise for not updating sooner the reasons are as follows, 1) I had to move house so lots to sort out like rent and stuff, 2) I had to completely clear my room out, 3) had to job hunt, 4) got writers block would you believe, 5) the computers that I use are the university ones so you can see the limits I have, (people I'm staying with won't let me use their pc), 6) computers saving system is weird it took time figure out and 7) I got writers block AGAIN (how many times can you get that for a chapter) oh and 8) I'm changing banks (stupid Yorkshire bank charging me 6 pound a day for accidentally overdrawing and then charging me for the privilege of been charged, they suck)
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(N/A: Yugi version of Yami's name = 'Ami he and I got tired of calling him Yam, Yam)
Bakura (remember I've changed it so Bakura is the tomb thief and Ryou is the hikari) walked up to the course. "First we need to decide the order we play in" he smirks at them as he pulls out a dice. "Lowest number goes first, if two or more people role the same number they role again"
"Alright" Ryou replied
"Fine"
"birdie! Look 'ami (Yami) a birdie!" Yugi tugs Yami's Arm until he looks at the bird on a near by tree.
"I'll take that as a yes then" ¬.¬ Bakura Said, he roles the dice and gets a 2 next Ryou roles and gets a 4, Yami then picked it up and got a 5 (very convenient for Bakura isn't it?) Finally Yugi rolled the dice and got a 6.
"I win, I win" ^___^ Yugi jumped up and down with glee
"err Yugi you didn't ..Ryou how do I explain this without breaking his heart?"
"err"
"Step aside fools I'll break it to him" Bakura steps up to Yugi "Yugi?"
"Yea, unkee 'Akuwa?" Yugi stopped jumping but still happily looked at Bakura
"Err you.. Are right you do go first"
"Yay" ^_________________^
"What happed Ryou? I used to be so strong"
"Now you see what I have to live with" Yami answered as Ryou tried to convince his Yami he wasn't weak and pathetic, just like all the other 'mortals' he lived with.
"Your not weak Bakura, Yugi's just too innocent and cute to argue with right now"
"I've disgraced my whole family"
"You haven't disgraced your family Bakura"
"Yes I have!" Bakura goes to the start of the course to sulk, Ryou just sighed while Yugi and Yami got ready to play.
"Me go first" ^__^
"I know Yugi"
Yugi jumps on the first green (Par 2, for those of you who don't know Par is the amount of hits on average it takes to get the ball in the hole) it was relativity straight it was green with a farm theme to it there were 2 raised area's at the sides creating a narrow area in the middle of the field for the ball to go though, it was directly in front of the hole making it possible to get a hole in one, various animal models such as sheep, cows, horses etc, are set on the raised area's along with small barns. Yugi puts his ball down on the green material which serves as a substitute for grass (N/A: good job too if grass had ever seen my family in crazy golf.. Well let's just say what grass?) And gets ready too putt the ball.
"You do know this is pointless" Bakura said whilst continuing his sulk "the little brat will never get it in the hole anyway"
Yugi remained oblivious to the comment, and instead crudely raised up his club, narrowly missing everyone as they jumped out of the way, brought the club down as hard as his little frame could and hit the ball.
This as you could guess caused total chaos, as it flew out of the green, narrowly missing a random teenage girl walking past with a hotdog, who shrieked at the sudden appearance and disappearance of the ball, the ball then bounces off the heads of the owners of Yorkshire bank.
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CEO'S of Yorkshire Bank: x_X Sakura: ^________________________________________________________^ YGO Cast: 0.o *cast backs away from Sakura
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The ball then proceeded form the now unconscious Yorkshire Bank CEO'S back too the first hole and landed straight in. (No proper human being was seriously hurt during the writing of this part of the chapter)
"YAY!" Yugi once again jumped up and down with glee
"....." Yami just couldn't say anything
"????????" Ryou didn't know how it was possible and tried to calculate the odds (they were not surprisingly big against it)
"!!!" Bakura didn't know what to think about this, they all looked at each other, then the hole, then at Yugi, then back at each other. "could someone explain..what. Just.Happened"
All both Ryou and Yami could give was an "err"
"I didn't think so, your up pharaoh"
"ooo.k"
Yami now steps onto the green, puts his ball down and prepares to shoot it how Ryou told him to, using a few simple angle calculations he'd seen Yugi do at school he manages too hit the ball straight into the hole, Ryou and Bakura more or less do the same thing.
The next hole was a wind mill on top of a little hill and all you had to do was hit the ball though the hole, avoiding the turny things that go around (you know what a mean) and get it onto the hole at the end (also par 2). easy right?
"Yugi, it's your turn"
"ok 'Ami" Yugi has no trouble getting the ball though and putts the ball in within 2 turns, Yami does the same except it took three from a 'freak breeze' that suddenly occurred *cough, cough* Bakura cheating *cough, cough* Ryou got though it with no problem either and had it in two as well, Bakura got it in 9, yep he really got mad about it, I know you want to know so it happed like this.
"hurry up Bakura" Yami tapped his foot while staring at him.
"keep your hair on pharaoh" Bakura equally as impatient replied back.
Bakura steps onto the green and completely misses the hole all together and had the ball role right back in front of him, surprisingly he kept his cool and simply shot again, only to hit a turny thing and have it come back again, this time Bakura was slightly irritated, and again hit the ball, which didn't even make it up the hill, annoyed at the thing for not getting into the hole made for the ball Bakura hit it hard, the ball shot at the wind mill bounced back at him and hit him on the head, causing everyone to laugh quietly at him. Bakura now literary fuming out steam, Bakura throws a fit of angry dialogue, that can't be deciphered in anyway, even by me and angry arm movement (think Donald duck fit), hits the ball repeatedly again, again and again until on the 7th try by pure fluke, he gets it though the hole (by this time Yami, Yugi and Ryou are on the floor with laughter) and gets it in the hole with two goes.
"SHUT UP BAKA'S, I DID IT ON PURPOSE!! " Bakura was still fuming a dark flame around him as he walked past the laughing group on the floor now in tears of laughter.
"Y. y . yea sure B. Bakura, w. what ever you sssssssayyyy hahahaha" That was all Yami managed to get out before he was over taken by laughter again at the thought of the fellow spirit being mad at a ball, and furiously hitting it.
On the next green (an Egyptian set out par 4) Yami's Ball mysteriously disappeared off the course on a one way trip to the shadow realm.
"Bakura!!!" Yami practically shouted down Bakura's ear
"Yes, dear pharaoh" Bakura innocently replied back
"Where did you send my ball to?!"
"Send I didn't send it anywhere, it must of decided to go to the shadow realm itself" and just for spite he sarcastically added "maybe the heart of the golf ball is against you"
"why you using shadow powers is cheating!"
"is NOT!"
"is TOO!"
"Alright then pharaoh prove it, show me where it says shadow powers aren't allowed in the rule book"
"....."
"HA, You can't cause it isn't" triumphantly Bakura continued to taunt Yami until his ball also disappeared from the field "what the?! Yami!!!"
"Yes"
"What did you do?" Bakura gave direct eye contact with Yami, who didn't flinch at all,
"Oh I guess the heart of the golf ball is against you as well" Yami coldly replied giving the classic smirk as he did.
"You cheater!" Bakura felt rage boil up in him
"I'm no cheat" Yami coolly replied, far more composed that Bakura
"yes you are!!!" Bakura bellowed back at him going red in the face.
"Very well I will apologise to you if you can point out in the rule book, the bit where it say's shadow powers can't be used" Bakura growled and so it was the battle for who's Hikari could beat the other one began...
"Ryou, aim straight down the middle, don't go for the angle"
"I can play for myself, thank you" it was the last hole and by shear dumb luck Yugi had made it 1 ponit less than Bakura, if he didn't make this hole in one, he'd tie with Yugi and his Yami would have to apologise to Yugi's Yami (now currently trying too get Yugi away from a swan , which was trying to take Yugi's hands off because hew was holding one of it's chicks).
"Yugi please let the birdie go"
"No, me friends with it" Yugi hugs the bird tightly, the chick in turn squirms to try and get away calling for it's mother, who hissed loudly
"Yugi" Yami began "it wants to play with you, but you have to let it go first so it... Can eat it's dinner"
"oh, it need to eat" Yugi drops the bird and it runs in the direction of it's mother "bye, bye, come and play real soon birdie" Yugi smiles and the chick keeps running away until it reached the water and is reunited with it's mum.
"Darn it Hikari why did you miss!!!"
"Sorry" But you could see Ryou smiling slightly as he did
"Sorry, Sorry now. I .have to apologise to that pharaoh!"
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Sakura: well that's enough for now, sorry if it's rubbish but I'll make up for it I have something special planed at a beach heeheeheee.
Yami: I'm tired
Joey: I'm hungry
Yugi: Zzzz. Zzzz. Zzzz. Zzzz.
Aitwo + Sakura: awwwwwwwwwwwwww! He's so cute! When he's sleeping.
Ryou: please R+R ^____^
Bakura: NO don't I still have to apologise she'll make me do it if you all review.
Sakura: arr, yes that reminds me Bakura your punishment for cheating also comes in the next chapter.
Bakura: I DIDN'T cheat , I wasn't in the rule book so I didn't.and Yami did it too.
Yami: HEY!
Sakura: Yes, but Yami was getting even, and according too the official author book what I say goes!
Bakura: darn.
