When was the last time Ed had a cell phone?
Disclaimer: I don't own Fullmetal Alchemist.
Summary: Have you ever wonder when was the last time Ed had a cell phone?
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It was just another fine day, if Ed's new cell phone hadn't rung all the time.
"Ring..ring…"
Ed gets out his cell phone and asked, "Hello?"
"Fullmetal?"
Damn… It's Roy… "What?" Ed snapped.
"Oh, nothing. Just to ask how's the mission?"
"Bummer."
"What did you say?"
"I said it's fine, THANK YOU."
Ed hung up.
2 minutes later when he was about to eat his lunch….
"Ring..ring…"
Ed pick up the phone again.
"Yes?"
"Ed! It's me, Hughes. What's up?"
"…."
"…."
"……"
"…………….."
"Cut it out! Is there anything you want to say? I'm going to hang up!" shouted Ed, his short tempered getting the better of him again.
"Oh well… I was going to tell you that my Alicia-chan's birthday is coming up. Why don't you come? She would love you to be here! And you know what? She just score an A in her drawing! Ain't she clever? …."
Ed hung up again, feeling irritated now.
Four minutes later….
"Ring…ring…"
Ed pick up the phone again.
"Hello, Edward-kun."
"Hello to you too, 1st Lieutenant Hawkeye. How are you?"
"I am fine, thank you."
"Do you want to say anything?"
"…As a matter of fact. Yes. Did Taisa called you? He was starting another meaningless meeting with Havoc and the others. He ran off when I was about to kill him…."
Ed hung up again.
10 minutes later…
"Ring..ring…"
Ed pick up the phone again. His temper rising.
"Hello? Boss? HELP ME!"
Ed could have sworn he heard gunshots and several screams. He hung up again.
15 minutes later….
"Ring..ring…"
Ed pick it up again.
"HellO?"
"Hi, are you Edward Elric?"
"Yes." Ed relaxed as it wasn't from his…his…. Oh God. Now, he didn't even know what to call them.
"Um… Mr.Elric. I called because that the 12 tons of dog food you ordered is on its way. Hope you have a nice day."
Ed was petrified after that. He could have been like that for the entire day if his cell phone hadn't rung 8 minutes later.
"Ring…ring…"
Now, Ed is really pissed off.
"YES!"
"Fullmetal?"
"What now!"
"Have you receive the 12 tons of dog food which I sincerely send you?"
"SO! IT WAS YOU! I should have known!"
Roy chuckled.
"Damn it Roy! Enough with your jokes already!"
"Hehehehehe…. My..my… Fullmetal, you're so small-minded…"
"DID YOU JUST CALL ME SMALL?"
"Why would I said that to my most favorite Fullmetal?"
Great… Now Ed's blushing.
"Knock it off, Roy! It isn't funny! The last time when you sent a lorry full of cat food and fishes, Al's cats went nuts!"
Ed hung up. He grabbed his phone and threw it into the rubbish bin. And that was the last time Ed ever had a cell phone.
END
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