Disclaimer: Who do I look like, Diane Duane?

Summary: Well, I'm sure some of you know of the dreaded Mary Sues, for those of you who have no idea what one is, a Mary Sue is one of these perfect people that are randomly inserted into a story, who ends up doing something that changes the story somehow, and they make you sick by looking at them, they're so perfect, and everyone in the story loves them. So, seeing as they haven't truly invaded the YW world yet, the characters from Lord of the Rings and Harry Potter decided to take refuge there, but a careless mistake leads to disaster…

A/N I know, it starts out in HP, but it will get to YW, I promise.

Gandalf poked his staff through the air, and opened the patch wider, grunting.

Merry cast a nervous glance behind him. "Hurry, Gandalf I think they're coming!"

Finally, the hole was open enough for Aragorn, Boromir, Legolas, Gimli, Frodo, Sam, Merry, Pippin, and Gandalf to crawl through.

They all brushed themselves off, turned around and found a group of 6 people huddled against a door, whom shall forever more be known as Harry, Hermione, Ron, Remus, Sirius and Dumbledore. The sounds of Mary Sues could be heard from outside the door and portal.

"Close it you fools, this is the only safe place left!" Dumbledore hissed.

"Hermione, remind me again why you're in here?" Ron asked, cringing at the sound of 'Ronnikins, sweet, come out!'

"Because Ron, every girl who falls among them becomes a Mary Sue." Hermione explained patiently.

"We need to get out of here, there are Mary Sues here as well." Legolas commented. Big mistake.

'LEGOLAS! AHHHHHHHHHH!' With that, they started to heave the door even more.

"We can't stay now, Mr…?" "Gandalf" Gandalf supplied. "We need to make another portal, to another world. Now."

They worked on the portal, and all aforementioned people crawled through, and what they saw, nearly made them collapse with relief. It was a quiet street. But most importantly, there were no Mary Sues. Yet. For they had forgotten to close the portal, and Mary Sues are not so stupid as to miss a hole in the air, and a letter on the desk.

(A/N Imagine Alfalfa's letter to Darla when reading this.)

Dear Mary Sues,

I hate your stinkin guts.

You're like the scum between my toes,

Love,

Those stalked by you.

The entourage knocked on a random door, a girl with gray eyes, an oversized t-shirt and a walking...thing...opened the door, only to shout "Neets! It's for you!"

A call came from inside the house saying "Nuh-uh Dairine, I'm on vacation, so don't even think about it."

"But Neets, I deal with the aliens, you deal with the people. Remember?" Dairine was pretty much whining.

By now, everyone outside was extremely confused. "Uh, can we...come in?" Boromir asked.

"Yeah, it's kinda chilly out here." Pippin and Merry interjected.

"Hey, Neets, these people look like they've dropped out of Middle-Earth! And this one has a scar like Harry Potter! And these look like Hobbits!"

"Hobbits? WHERE!" Nita came running out at full speed, Kit right behind her yelling "If there's Hobbits, there's gotta be Gandalf!" They stopped dead at the door, mainly because Nita had tripped over Spot. "Oof! Spot! Move! There are Hobbits!"

"AHHHHHH! THEY'RE HERE AS WELL!" Frodo screamed.

"Aye, but Mr. Frodo, she ain't perfect." Sam pointed out.

"Sorry." Nita mumbled. "God, Tolkein never mentioned how picky Hobbits are."

Suddenly yells split the air, starting faintly and growing louder. "RUN! MARY SUES! RUN!"