Disclaimer: I really dun own RK so please spare me! ...
Author's note: looks like people don't like this fic so much so I'll erase it after this chapter…(sigh) it would've been nice though…. (Sigh) sorry guys! (Bows her head) it's been nice writing this fic…. Ja ne! Sayonara!
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Chapter IV: I Dunno….
Meanwhile, back with Megumi and her new friend…
"Uh…Ms. Megumi…can I please ask you where you live? I've been following you for quite a while now but we seem to be walking in circles" Francis asked Megumi who can barely catch up to her past paces.
Megumi laughed cynically "what ever makes you say that?"
"Well, we've been through this street for about four times…are we lost?"
Megumi irritated thought, "he's beginning to be such a pain! Can't he sense that I'm trying to lose him?!" then she turned and smiled at the young British boy and said "don't worry we're not lost…we're just taking our time."
"I've got to lose this guy somehow! But how?" Megumi thought. She knew she should've seen that show "how to lose a guy in ten days " she would've known how to lose this one in 10 seconds!
Megumi spotted a familiar face from not so far. "Saito!"
The tall policeman heard her voice and asked "what is it Megumi?"
Knowing Saito, it's not his nature to tend to other people's need besides his wife and his job, Megumi said "Saito help!" the thought that she just asked this annoying figure for help makes her wanna feel sick to the stomach. But she had to! She doesn't want Francis following her around and asking her to find his mother.
"Did I just hear what you just said?" Saito asked in wonder
"I said help!" Megumi smirked
"Are my ears deceiving me? Megumi the lady doctor…asking for MY help? " Saito said smiling at the thought that this woman needed his help for anything
"You're a policeman and I'm a citizen…I pay taxes and you serve me!" Megumi said distastefully to the stunned policeman
"Okay? So what can I do for you then Ms. tax payer?" Saito came back at the dark haired doctor.
Megumi looked behind her to make sure Francis was behind her but to her surprise, he was gone. "Uh…nothing…never mind Saito…" and with that, she left the man with a big question mark over his head.
After Megumi disappeared in the corner Saito unfolded a piece of parchment with a picture of man wanted man "Francis Grange De Ville…reward…whoa…this is too big for even a murderer. I wonder what he did?"
From a street corner Francis watched Saito and wiped off the sweat from his forehead "Phew! That was close…" Francis crumpled an identical paper like Saito's in his fist. "She really wants to humiliate me!! That girl!"
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Kenshin and Kaoru are sitting on the porch with Yahiko, discussing about Sano's wedding.
"Sano's one lucky guy to have found himself a very bright young bride" Kenshin commented with a smile
"Yeah… He'd probably be a bachelor all his life!" Yahiko followed
Kaoru sighed in dismay "I sure wish that I could have a wedding like that…"
"Oro? B-but k-kaoru…I can't possibly afford to give you that kind of wedding…it's too expensive!" Kenshin stuttered at the thought of getting married. "Where am I gonna get all that money?" he asked himself as he reached his dusty old pouch where he keeps his money.
"I know…we can barely feed ourselves…Christine is so lucky to be the daughter of the British ambassador" Kaoru muttered
Yahiko snorted and said "ha! At least I know how it feels like! I became a prince once!"
(A/N: in case some of you don't know, there was an episode of RK where Yahiko pretended to be the stunt double of a prince. And believe me! He didn't make a good prince! I'd impeach him over and over again if I had that power!)
"Yeah … right" kaoru and Kenshin said in unison
Everyone remembered the torture they went to under the rule of Mr. King beside them that led to the awakening of Kaoru's grudge against the little brat
"WHY YOU! I COULD STILL REMEMBER WHAT YOU DID TO US!" Kaoru chased the little boy with her bokken
"Calm down Kaoru –Dono…" Kenshin smiled as he tries to calm down his childish girlfriend
"AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!" Kaoru appeared out of nowhere pouncing on Kenshin, and hitting him with her bokken
Kenshin, still dizzy "Oro?"
"Kenshin! You should've moved out of the way! You silly swordsman!" Kaoru smiled as she hugged Kenshin in her arms in hopes to help him gain his consciousness
"You're so reckless that you even hit your boyfriend, Kenshin with your bokken! Bleh! You're never gonna get married! You're going to be an old hag!" Yahiko taunted the teeny tomboy and started running for his life (A/N: with that taunting…I suppose you all know what happened next)
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Christine and Sano got back to the Dojo just in time for supper.
"Ta-dai-ma!" Sano said aloud as they both entered the run down dojo "huh?" he turned to see Christine's eyes staring at him…"what is it?"
"What does Ta-dai-ma mean?" Christine had that naïve look on her face like a little baby asking for some lollipop.
"People say that when they come home…I guess it's a sign of respect…a tradition" Sano filled in her questions
"Is that it? Oh…" she smiled at Sano with her blue turquoise eyes and pouty pink lips and said "then I have to do it too!…. TADAIMA! TADAIMA! TADAIMA! TADAIMA! TADAIMA! TADAIMA! TADAIMA! TADAIMA! TADAIMA! TADAIMA!"
"Hey! Hey! Wait! You only have to say it once! Just once!" Sano said while covering his ears….
"Oh? Why didn't you say so from the beginning?" Christine giggled and proceeded inside
"Okai ri!" Kaoru greeted her beautiful British visitor
"How come you never treated me that way before?" Yahiko grunted
"What do you mean I never treated you that way before?" kaoru held her post, raising her brow
"Well, when I come home you always yell at me and scold me!" Yahiko grumbled
"Oh you poor child…" Christine patted Yahiko and showed sympathy for the kid
"I never did that!" Kaoru heftily denied while continuously shaking her head left and right
"Yahiko…it's not polite to say things like that to other people" Kenshin tried to pacify the situation
"Kaoru scolds me like a pregnant mom with ten kids!" Yahiko taunted his poor sensei
Kaoru stops crying and furiously stared at her impish little stupid "like a WHAT??!! All right! You have gone far enough!" Kaoru got her bokken and ran after the little brat
Yahiko running away from Kaoru and sticking out his tongue "Nyah-nyah-nyah-nyah-nyah. Catch me if you can!"
"This is fun! I want to join too!" Christine shouted with glee and ran after the two
Kenshin watched as his girlfriend along with her student and foreign visitor reek havoc within the Kamiya household. But he can feel that dark aura beside him. He saw something he had never seen before…. Sano not talking. (A/N: hey! It almost never happens in the series!)
"What is it Mr. Sanosuke Segara? What is bothering you? " Kenshin approached his dear friend
Realizing that he was drifting deep into his thoughts, Sano turned to Kenshin and said "What are you talking about Kenshin? " hoping to act as if nothing was really bothering him but the problem is, Kenshin was a good mind reader. It explains why he was the best hitokiri ne?
"Uh…this is nothing Kenshin. You've got nothing to worry about" Sano said while he patted the swordsman's back
"If it's nothing then…I guess we should just forget about it…" Kenshin motioned to move forward when he felt Sano's hand grasp his arm pulling him back. "Sano..?"
He turned to his spiky haired friend.
"Can we talk?" Sano muttered without looking Kenshin in the eye.
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This may be the last chapter cause I have decided to erase this story since my best friend refuses to read it…(cry) but I really liked this fic…a lot…(cry) so much for my hopes and dreams (cries really really loud) Adios patrias adoradas! Sayonara! Paalam! Goodbye! Selamat tinggal! I'll leave the other languages to you…I can't think of anything else. Sorry.
UH! Why bother? We all know that I dun' own Rorouni Kenshin. And no… I don't like Saito… Shishio…Owanbo…the guy with the turtle shell and eyes of the heart thingy (He's a big fan of master kame from dragon ball) same goes for the old man with the pet giant. But I do like Kenshin (oro?) … Shogo Amakusa (isn't he dreamy?) Soujiro from jupon gatana (he's all smiles) …Soujiro Hiko (he really have to lose that darn cape) …Shojo (Lady Magdala's sidekick or baby sitter) … Aoshi shinomori (Misao will probably hunt me down…but what the heck)…OH yeah! And contrary to fast spreading news… I am having an affair with neither Dr. Gensai nor Okina! I am merely attracted to Sanosuke Segara but that's that. (Attraction is very different from love okay.)
Author's note: How 'bout that for a little twist? In this chapter, well…I made Kaoru to be a little more violently aggressive. Sorry for all those Kaoru fans… believe me it was really against my will but my hands can't stop writing. It's like it's possessed or something. o (I'm sorry if this sucks…)
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Chapter III: Does it show?
Meanwhile back at the dojo…"Oh! That dress is very pretty Christine…" Kaoru complimented the blonde British girl who twirled around wearing a pink gown.
"You think so?" Christine asked as she reached for another dress inside her trunk.
"But I like the blue one better" Kaoru continued.
"Really? You do?" Christine reached out for the blue dress that hung over the futon and gave it to Kaoru. "Why don't you try it on? I'm sure you would look nice in it."
"M-me?" Kaoru stuttered at the thought that she will be wearing something far more different than a kimono and her training uniform.
Christine shoved Kaoru to try it on and …
"You look absolutely fabulous! AH! I know! " She said as she clapped her hands in the thought of a nice idea. "I'm giving that one to you… since I'm getting married and all" she said with a wink.
Kaoru smiled "oh yes… I wonder what it's like to be married…" she said while dreamily imagining Kenshin and herself getting married.
"Ai-yah! I forgot to check my order for the layered cake!" Christine exclaimed.
"C'mon Christine… let's check it out together." Sano said while leaning on the doorpost.
"S-Sano Kun?" she asked
"Kaoru …" Sano turned to the girl who was busy checking out the blue dress she is wearing. "Is that really you?" rub his eyes
"What are you talking about Sano? Of course it's me…" she said flintily as she kept twirling around in the blue dress.
"Isn't she cute Sano kun?" Christine asked her soon husband to be.
Sano bursts into laughter…" yeah! I almost didn't recognize you behind all those stump of fabrics!"
Kaoru turns to battle mode and threw her ever-famous tantrum at Sano together with all the things that she could get her hands on "YOU ARE SUCH AN ASSHOLE SANOSUKE! YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO PROPERLY COMPLIMENT A WOMAN! HOW HEARTLESS CAN YOU BE?!!!! YOU'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND HOW I FEEL!!! HYAAAAAHHH!"
"Whoa Kaoru! Calm down will ya! I was just joking! You look pretty neat in that what do you call that anyway?" Sano compensated
"Gown" both girls answered
"Whatever…as long as you don't make me wear that." Sano rubbed his hair
Both girls giggled
"What?! What's so damn funny?!" he asked irritably
"Sano… that just proves what a simpleton you are! Gowns are only worn by girls… unless…oh Sano… do you wanna try it on?" Kaoru had that sly smile on her lips.
"C'mon Christine let's just go and check out that cake…" Sano pulled Christine's hand and led her out of the room, leaving Kaoru behind giggling.
"Kenshin, we're going to the bakeshop to check the cake…do you want to come along?" Christine asked the red head samurai as she drifted past him.
"Oro?" he said as he looked at Christine, being pulled out by Sanosuke. "S-Sano?"
Sano gave him the look and said "yeah… we're going to check the cake. " and he continued to drag the blonde girl out of the dojo and into the carriage.
Inside the carriage…
Christine leaned on the window and said; "you know… when I first met you at the dock… I thought you were brusque and mean…but you turned out to be pretty okay… " She gave that puppy dog eyes ensemble and continued, "I guess if I'm starring to fall for you…"
"WHAT?!!!!" Sano shrieked as he paced away from the petite blonde girl. "Y-You said that this is just-! Quit joking around!"
Christine rolled on the carriage floor laughing her head off.
"So you were joking…" Sano realized that he just fell for another one of Christine's little joke. "I'm such a sucker…" he leaned on the window and coincidentally, caught a glimpse of Megumi with a blonde young man. "What the-" his eyes widened as if he bore the expression of a guy who just saw Elvis Presley buying a burger from burger king. What is this? Megumi is walking side by side with a guy and what's worse is that she looked like she was enjoying his company…(A/N: oh wait let me correct that…there's something far more worse than that…the guy is so good looking that Sano'd melt beside him…. now that's worse…)
"Is there something wrong Sano kun?" Christine examined Sano's face and pinched his cheek…
"Ouch!" he exclaimed. Although he wasn't quite sure which had hurt more Christine's pinch or seeing Megumi with another man…
Sano stuck his head out of the carriage window to have a better look but it was too late and too far. Megumi and the blonde guy had disappeared from his sight.
After the carriage incident, both proceeded to the cake shop in town. Knowing Sano, he loves anything that is completely edible (A/N: sometimes…even the not so edible…) Sano almost drooled at the site of the many various kinds of sweets that were displayed in the glass display cases inside the store.
"Good evening Ms. Archibald!" greeted the baker whom, by his looks, may be a British like Christine.
"Good evening Papa uncle!" Christine cheerfully waved at the fat baker as she entered the counter.
"Is he the lucky man?" the fat bearded British baker asked as he eyed Sano's rugged physical appearance. "Isn't he a bit too extreme?" the baker whispered to the blonde girl
Christine giggled and smiled. She took Sano's arm and wrapped herself around it. "Silly papa uncle! Sano's a very nice person and he's going to help me bring back my Francine! Right Sano? " She asked the rooster head
"Uh…huh? Oh yeah…of course…" and he turned to the window outside.
Christine noticed that there was indeed something that was bothering her friend but she decided to open up the topic later and returned her attention to the baker and began to converse about her cake dilemma.
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