Summary: When Buffy and Angel spend a moment of passion, insanity ensues.
Rating: Rated R, for language and odd situations
Pairing: Lots, some cannon some not so cannon
Disclaimer: We own nothing
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A.N - This was based on an rp we did, a very insane rp I might add, below you can see the cast of characters.

A.N 2- This was turned into a fic by Kitty and beta read by Fred, so many thanks to her.

Strawberry (angelnbuffyforever on neopets, lilsoccercutie55 on ffn)- Angel

Kitty - (kittybeenbad on neopets, sanityfair on ffn) - Buffy, Faith, Jerry Springer, Cordelia

Fred - (illyriafred on neopets, IllyriaJem on ffn) - Connor

Mandy - (Idontknowu2 on neopets, AngelAddicted on ffn) - Spike, Willow, Barry Mannilow, Nina, Jasmine

Amy - (perfectgreekgoddess on neopets) -Dawn, Anya

Role Play of Infinite Proportions

Once upon a time in a boarding school not too far away there was a young blonde girl and studly broody boy. On the first day of class the young blonde girl invited the broody boy to her dorm room. This is their story:

Angel was unsure what her intentions were, but decided to go along with it. For all he knew she might want to play Monopoly, and Angel had always loved Monopoly. So he let her lead him the way.

Buffy soon entered her room and waved her hands around, "Well this is it." She looked over at him and smiled, giving him her best come hither look.

Angel knew that look, he had seen it on tv plenty of times. He was an inexperienced guy though, he didn't want to mess this up.

"Well are you going to kiss me or what?" Buffy pouted as she grinned at his uncertainty, "What? Did you think I was inviting you to play Monopoly?"

Angel blushed but obliged, as he captured her lips in a passionate kiss. Angel, forgetting his nervousness, let his hand explore her body. He could feel himself losing control, so he knew they needed to stop before going to far. Buffy fell into the kiss and wrapped her arms around his shoulders, standing on her tip toes. It was clear that she had no intentions of stopping.

Angel separated from her, "Buffy we should stop," he said breathing heavily, "I don't think I'll be able to stop if we continue this."

Buffy laughed, "That's the whole point silly... no stopping," she looked at him in the eyes and then frowned, "Well don't you wanta?"

"Of course I want to, I mean look at you, but we just met. I didn't think you would..." he stopped mid sentence looking deep into her eyes.

Buffy frowned and then looked up at him, and then she pushed him away, "OF course we just met and I like you, but look Angel if this is too fast for you then maybe...maybe you're too slow for me."

Angel knew that he couldn't lose her, so without a moment passing he captured her lips in a fiery kiss. Buffy returned the kiss, forcing him slowly and surely toward her bed. Once on the bed, Angel slowly put his hand under her shirt, touching her stomach. He wanted to make sure she knew she could back out at anytime. Buffy meanwhile continued in her passion, but slowly grabbed the picture of her parents on the night stand and put it face down. Angel looked into her now dilated green eyes, before taking his shirt off to reveal his very toned chest. Buffy looked at his very toned and manly chest and then into his deep brown eyes. She let out a giggle and pulled him on top of her.

After hours of lovemaking, Angel laid beside Buffy panting for breath. "That was amazing."

"Yeah, real good," Buffy said suppressing a bored yawn.

Angel leaned over her, and kissed her again. "Your amazing you know that right?"

"No more then you," She said as she pecked his cheek still in her state of afterglow. Little did she know there was a teeny tiny living breathing thing growing inside of her.

"So what would you like to do now? We missed the Bronze it's nearly 10 o clock," he said laughing, and going back to kissing her neck where she liked it the most.

Buffy got up wrapping the blanket around her bare body, "I have to shower, and we can take it from there."

"Want some company?" he asked sheepishly, grinning from ear to ear.

Buffy smiled, "I don't want to wear myself out. But, hold that thought... for when I come out." She headed into the bathroom, shutting the door behind her.

Angel nodded, and put his boxers with rubber duckies on them back on. He decided to look around her room, and get a better idea of who she was. The first place he looked was her closet where he found handcuffs. Angel then picked up the handcuffs, and threw them on the bed. Maybe these could be useful for later...

Buffy returned a half an hour later with just a towel around her. When she saw the handcuffs she raised an eyebrow.

"I was just looking around, and I found them. Getting any ideas?" he said raising his eyebrow a couple of times.

Buffy smiled and walked over, "I have a few ideas, do you trust me?"

"I trust you with everything inside of me, and outside of me as well," he said grinning mischievously.

Buffy grabbed the handcuffs, "Well then get up on the bed, Arms against the headboard, and I mean NOW!"

Angel did what he was told, he crawled on the bed.

Buffy grinned and handcuffed his wrists to each bed post, "I'm going to ask you one more time. Do you trust me?"

"Yes of course baby," he said huskily.

Buffy pulled out a riding whip from underneath her bed and slapped the bed with it, "Still trust me?"

Angel frowned now, what is she going to do to me? He thought to himself, but he remembered how good it was earlier so slowly he nodded his head yes.

Buffy grinned like a mad woman, climbed on top of the bed, and dropped the towel. Then she ripped off Angel's shirt. Angel felt himself grow with anticipation. He loved this girl!

Buffy ran the length of the riding whip across Angel's bare stomach, "What does Angel want?" she teased looking at him with her sultry God-if-my-parents-could-see-me-now gaze.

Angel just let out a moan. "Want you, now!"

Buffy smacked him on the stomach with the riding whip as hard as she humanly could, though she wasn't a slayer mind you, it was still pretty hard. "Angel, been a bad boy, Angel been a bad bad puppy," she screamed.

Angel let a scream in pain, this is not what he wanted. "Okay take it back, Angel don't want this. Please uncuff me."

Buffy frowned, "Fine, if you don't want to play fine." She uncuffed him and put back on the towel. Then her stomach suddenly grew four inches larger.

"What the hell are you!" Angel screamed pushing her away from him.